Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Goal‑oriented: Sets clear competitive goals like aiming for GM and higher PR, e.g. “Next goal is GM next season” and “I will be top 2 next year trust”.
- Community‑minded: Actively supports and organizes locals/regionals, e.g. running Rivals 2 at events and solo TOing Lubbock’s first local, as in “I'm running Rivals 2 at this! Please come out” and “solo TOing lubbock's first Smash local of the year”.
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on ego and performance, like “I need to get rid of my ego” and acknowledging blown chances in “Last chance to maybe make PR and I fucking blew it man.”.
- Hard‑working: Grinds multiple games and ranks (Masters, top 50) and travels for events, seen in “It took me longer to hit master rank than it did to top 48 a major” and frequent registration tweets like “I just registered for Genesis X3”.
- Supportive‑friend: Lifts up friends and local players, e.g. hyping Chumpkin and others in “Chumpkin really is goated huh” and “Congratulations to the West Texas Rivals of Aether 2 Year 1 PR!”.
Weaknesses:
- Salt‑prone: Frequently vents about characters and matchups, such as “What the fuck do i do against steve man. This character takes literally no skill to play.” and “Do absa players actually have fun???”.
- Overextended‑commitments: Juggles TOing, travel, and dual games, then notes difficulty balancing, e.g. “I dont wanna drop smash for Rivals, but improving at and caring about both is so hard man” and backing out of a 10‑hour drive in “Carpool fell through and im really not willing to drive 10 hours alone for this.”.
- Ego‑swings: Oscillates between high confidence and self‑doubt, like wanting random top‑20 clout in “Can one person put me in the top 20 so they go, 'Who the fuck is this guy?'” while also posting “I need to get rid of my ego”.
- Public‑frustration: Tends to tweet strong complaints in-the-moment, e.g. “Fix your game @danfornace” and “We are NEVER beating the allegations”, which can read as negative to outsiders.
- Balance‑struggles: Has trouble maintaining healthy grind vs. life balance, reflected in posts like “Apparently you can ask better players for games, and they'll just say yes??? Why didnt anyone tell me about this?” and needing carpools/long drives to keep competing in “I need to convert a Smash player over to Rivals so I can get carpools going”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They line up most with Bart Simpson: competitive, mischievous, and always chasing hype. Their timeline is full of playful salt and banter, like complaining about characters and matchups in games such as “Why does orcane get better Sonic spin dash. That move literally does everything.” and “What the fuck do i do against steve man. This character takes literally no skill to play.”, which mirrors Bart’s loud, dramatic reactions to conflict. They also have a prankster/showman streak, calling out friends and community members in a teasing way, like “All of you are fake Chumpkin fans. I bet you've never even cuddled with him” and joking about tournament culture with “Now I can pay for my $10 local through 10 easy payments with Klarna!”. Underneath the jokes, though, there’s real ambition and pride, as seen in “I will be top 2 next year trust” and “Next goal is GM next season”, which fits Bart’s hidden drive to prove himself when it matters. Their mix of competitiveness, humor, mild chaos, and loyalty to their local scene feels much more Bart than the more serious Lisa or the laid-back Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They show strong Extraverted tendencies: they frequently seek competition, carpools, and big social events, e.g. registering for multiple tournaments like “I just registered for Genesis X3” and actively trying to convert friends to Rivals for travel plans in “I need to convert a Smash player over to Rivals so I can get carpools going”. Their focus is more on patterns, theory, and big-picture takes than on raw concrete data, which fits Intuition: they discuss metagame concepts and character design philosophy, such as “I think it'd be absurd if Lox's gigantic disjointed combo starter DIDNT have counterplay” and broader regional systems in “Im glad TX now has a 2x multiplier, but WTX not being its own region with its own multiplier still baffles me”. Their tone is analytical and debate-oriented, pointing to Thinking—they complain about character balance and mechanics with logical framing rather than emotional appeals, e.g. “Why does orcane get better Sonic spin dash. That move literally does everything” and “I think easy to gimp and easy to edgeguard are 2 different qualities of a character”. Finally, they come off as flexible, improvisational, and more hype-driven than structured, suggesting Perceiving: they juggle Smash and Rivals in a somewhat chaotic way in “I dont wanna drop smash for Rivals, but improving at and caring about both is so hard man”, make spontaneous challenge posts like “Who's trying to do a first to 5 first to 5?”, and sometimes let travel plans collapse last-minute as in “Carpool fell through and im really not willing to drive 10 hours alone for this”. Altogether, their social energy, love of argument and metagame theory, and spontaneous competitive drive align best with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hit Masters before 2026 and you’re still grinding for GM and top 2 next year… if you put even half that effort into a combo route on my heart, I’m never DI’ing out.
- You registered for Genesis X3, Famarillo Festival, Comicpalooza, Noise Maker… at this point I don’t wanna be your soulmate, I just wanna be on your carpool spreadsheet.
- You said Forsburn players placing drills between stocks is mandatory—if we ever date, I promise to place the drill between sets: water, food, and hyping you up before you cook some poor Clairen player.
- You complained that Orcane gets ‘better Sonic spin dash’ and that Steve ‘takes no skill,’ but honestly, the most broken character in your life is you—because somehow you’ve got me approaching from every angle.
- You TO locals, play Smash and Rivals 2, celebrate your JV4s, and hit Chili’s after winning brackets—statistically speaking, the real top-tier win condition in West Texas is taking you out post-tournament.
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Your new Twitter bio
West TX Rivals & Smash grinder | Forsburn / Gyro enjoyer | Once beat Gelato, then went 0-2 anyway | TO-in-training headed to Genesis X3– @Funkyinmypants
Your signature cocktail
The Forsburn Funk Mix-Up
Smoky mezcal captures their Forsburn main energy and willingness to take nerfs for the greater good, like when they said “I will gladly take forsburn nerfs if it means they bring Clairen to her god damn knees”. Spiced mango liqueur brings a sweet-but-kicky West Texas flavor that matches the confident grind of posts like “Next goal is GM next season” and “I will be top 2 next year trust”. Blue curaçao adds a flashy, tournament-ready pop of color for the player who keeps registering for majors such as “I just registered for Genesis X3” and shouting out their PR in “Congratulations to the West Texas Rivals of Aether 2 Year 1 PR!”. Grapefruit tonic brings a sharp, slightly bitter edge for their saltier matchup rants like “Do absa players actually have fun??? Like is not approaching fun to you???” and “What the fuck do i do against steve man. This character takes literally no skill to play.”. The chili-lime salt rim is the final mix-up: loud, spicy, and a little troll, just like their meme-heavy posts such as “Subspace Emissary implies the existence of Domspace Emissary” and the chaotic TO/carpool life seen in “Going to Solarpowered across Texas on Saturday > solo TOing lubbock's first Smash local of the year”. This is a strong, high-energy, experimental cocktail—built to be sipped while labbing Rivals and plotting the next PR climb.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show strong ambition and competitive drive, a key Slytherin trait. They repeatedly set high goals and talk about ranking, like aiming for Grandmaster and top regional status: “Next goal is GM next season” and “I will be top 2 next year trust”. They also care about perception and status within their scene, wanting recognition beyond their local: “Can one person put me in the top 20 so they go, 'Who the fuck is this guy?'” and worrying about what it means for a character that they were the "2nd best" Forsburn at a major: “Me being the 2nd best fors at riptide is NOT a good look for the character 😭”. At the same time, they show calculated self‑preservation and pragmatism, such as refusing a 10‑hour solo drive when a carpool falls through: “Nevermind. Carpool fell through and im really not willing to drive 10 hours alone for this.”. While there are hints of loyalty and community spirit, the throughline is an ambitious, clout‑aware competitor who is very focused on climbing, improving, and how they are seeded and ranked—classic Slytherin energy.
Your movie
Your song
Stronger - Kanye West
A song about getting better through setbacks fits them perfectly, since they constantly frame losses as fuel for growth, like when they said “Last chance to maybe make PR and I fucking blew it man.” but later celebrated being on the PR with “Congratulations to the West Texas Rivals of Aether 2 Year 1 PR! … 4. @Funkyinmypants”. Their competitive grind and confidence match the song’s self-assured tone, shown in tweets like “I will be top 2 next year trust” and “Next goal is GM next season”. They juggle Smash, Rivals, TOing, and travel, echoing the relentless hustle in the song, while acknowledging the struggle in “I dont wanna drop smash for Rivals, but improving at and caring about both is so hard man”. Even after tough brackets and bad runs, they keep registering for events like Genesis and regionals, as seen in “I just registered for Genesis X3”, embodying the hook’s "that that don’t kill me can only make me stronger." Their mix of humor and grind—ranting about characters one moment and hyping their goals the next—aligns with the song’s blend of swagger, frustration, and determination.
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