Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community Minded: He uses his platform to promote local figures, like advocating for his old professor’s election in Houston.
- Family Oriented: He actively cares for his family, such as helping his mother track her health metrics and using Google Translate to read medical books with her.
- Bilingual Versatility: He bridges cultural gaps by tweeting in both English and Spanish and comparing media dubs across both languages.
- Animal Lover: He shows deep empathy for animals, creating threads to help find a new home for his brother's dog, Burger.
- Inquisitive Mind: He maintains a sense of wonder about the world, from learning about watch rings to discovering the largest book in Texas.
Weaknesses:
- Sporadic Engagement: He admits to lack of activity on the account and forgetting major events like the 21st of September.
- Creative Hesitation: He expresses a desire to create but stops himself, noting he hasn't touched a stylus in forever and doubts if he should post personal photos.
- Impulsive Confrontation: He admitted to cursing out people in a spam group chat, which he later acknowledged was a terrible reaction.
- Technical Inexperience: He relies on others for tech-related questions, such as asking for help regarding Japanese import tariffs because he is out of practice.
- Health Neglect: He jokes about drinking mouthwash vials as potions and eating display snacks at a container store instead of following standard safety.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user shares Lisa’s deep passion for niche music and arts, specifically her love for jazz and alternative culture, mirrored by their bio focusing on “Following Idols, alt idols, j rock.”. Like the socially conscious Lisa, they advocate for local causes, such as urging others to “vote! my old professor, Dr. Maria Benzon is running for HISD Board Trustee District 5!” and showing support for political movements. They also possess Lisa's studious nature, checking out “books from the library about GERD... for myself” and exploring historical media like The Rocky Horror Picture Show. This blend of intellectual curiosity, dedication to specific musical subcultures, and a strong moral compass makes them a perfect match for the smartest member of the Simpson family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Uziel demonstrates Extroversion through their active participation in the Houston community and fan conventions, as seen when they shared “the only two good pictures at AnimeVerse Fest Pasadena”. Their Intuition is evident in their tendency to connect disparate ideas and indulge in imaginative musing, such as “low key pondering doing the fan art myself” for the Fox God or seeing a mouthwash bottle as a “strength potion”. They align with the Feeling trait by prioritizing emotional connections and family welfare, notably when “helping my mom track her sodium and cholesterol intake” and mourning their cousin. Finally, their Perceiving nature is highlighted by a spontaneous, eclectic lifestyle involving varied hobbies like “starting One Piece” or trying LARPing, often following whims rather than rigid schedules.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m currently on episode 30 of catching your attention, but unlike One Piece, I’m hoping this feels attainable much faster than 1155 episodes.
- Is your name Hanabie? Because I’m screaming just as loud as you were when I found out you were coming to my heart—I mean, Houston.
- I promise I’m a better catch than a Dollar Tree strength potion, but I’d still love to be the 'sweetest' part of your Sweetest Day.
- Are you an NES Mini? Because I’d love to see your catalog and gain a new appreciation for the game… especially if you’re modded with some J-rock.
- You can keep the Mega Man slippers for the Texas cold, but if you're ever stuck in an infinite time loop, I'd definitely want to be the one stuck in it with you.
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Houston-based J-rock & anime enthusiast. I once defeated Jesus in a Street Fighter tournament, but now I mostly hunt for vintage CDs and the perfect moon photo.– @funnie_gummie
Your signature cocktail
The 8-Bit Bayou Spirit
This drink perfectly captures Uziel’s dual identity as a Houston resident and a devoted fan of Japanese subcultures, serving as a liquid tribute to someone who says “yeah Texas is cold, but i got to try my Mega Man slippers”. The smoky Mezcal honors their bilingual roots, while the Ramune and Blue Curaçao reflect a life spent “Following Idols, alt idols, j rock.” and playing retro games. The spicy finish mirrors their love for the 'spooky season' and those moments where they feel “Stuck in an infinite time loop with you!”. Finally, the edible glitter captures the high-octane energy of finding a “Guitar Hero 3 playlist on Spotify!”, making for an experimental but heartwarming concoction.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Uziel consistently displays Hufflepuff’s core values of kindness, community support, and diligent care for others. This is evident in how they use their platform for local advocacy, like urging followers to “vote! my old professor, Dr. Maria Benzon is running for HISD Board Trustee District 5!” and trying to find a “new home” for a stray dog named Burger. Their patience and loyalty shine through in their dedication to family, such as helping their “mom track her sodium and cholesterol intake” and checking out books to help her understand health conditions. Even when things go wrong, like when an “internship computer thing didn't pan out,” they show a humble, grounded attitude by noting it is “actually kinda chill to go back” to warehouse work. This blend of reliability, family-oriented care, and a lack of pretension firmly places them in Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Idol - YOASOBI
This song perfectly encapsulates @funnie_gummie’s deep-rooted passion for Japanese pop culture and the idol industry, which they explicitly mention in their bio as an “Acc for Following Idols, alt idols, j rock.”. The track's energetic and multifaceted nature mirrors their diverse interests, ranging from “starting One Piece!” to competing in a “Street Fighter 6 tournament” at a convention. Just as the song explores the layers of stardom, Uziel shows a dedicated fandom by tracking specific birthdays, such as “belated Happy Birthday, Queens🎉! @bite_me__3 @REIRIEofficial @BABYMETAL”. Their life in Houston is a blend of local pride and global interests, much like the song's global crossover success, seen when they celebrate that “HANABIE IS COMING TO HOUSTON!!!!”. Ultimately, the vibrant energy of Idol matches a user who finds joy in everything from J-rock to painting and community events.
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