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The user's profile shows a relentless, aggressive, and bullying tone, much like Nelson's classic "Ha ha!" cruelty. They constantly denigrate trans people, e.g., "all trаnnies in this world combined aren't even worth moe tucker's little fingernail" and "i oppose transgenderism because it takes away the beauty of this world and adds to it cruelty and suffering, simple as", reflecting Nelson's habit of targeting the weak. Their extremist political ranting—"the arc of history ... bends towards moe tucker" and "i'm not the one to quickly resort to calling someone a cuckold, but guys with he/him in their bios really seem to choose to remind themselves of their own humiliation every day"—mirrors Nelson's tendency to mock and belittle anyone he dislikes. Overall, the mix of hateful humor, bullying language, and a penchant for shouting insults aligns best with Nelson Muntz rather than the more nuanced or comedic characters.

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The user’s communication is outward‑focused, repeatedly addressing others and provoking reactions, e.g., "i’m not the one to quickly resort to calling someone a cuckold, but guys with he/him in their bios really seem to choose to remind themselves of their own humiliation every day" (E). They favor abstract, big‑picture ideas such as "the arc of history may be long, troublesome and storied, but it bends towards moe tucker" (N). Their judgments are driven by personal values and strong emotions, as seen in "i oppose transgenderism because it takes away the beauty of this world and adds to it cruelty and suffering, simple as" (F). Their posting style is spontaneous and flexible, exemplified by "i should identify as nonbinary be insufferable about muh pronouns to everyone for three months then go back to normal like nothing ever happened that would be funny i think" (P). Together these patterns point to an ENFP personality.

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Graphic designer at Studio 449, coffee-fuelled futurist, bee-obsessed meme maker. Once built a bee-shaped drone for a campus hackathon.– @funny_bees_

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The drink blends dark, bitter spirits like Jägermeister and absinthe to echo the user’s aggressive anti‑woke tirades such as "all trаnnies in this world combined aren't even worth moe tucker's little fingernail". A splash of blood‑orange juice adds a flash of chaotic color reminiscent of the meme‑filled storms in their timeline, while bee pollen syrup nods to their handle @funny_bees_ and the 🌸🐝 in their name. Szechuan pepper‑infused vodka delivers a sharp, burning edge that mirrors the harshness of tweets like "i oppose transgenderism because it takes away the beauty of this world and adds to it cruelty and suffering". The garnish—a twisted bee stirrer—captures the blend of absurdity and threat found in lines such as "the arc of history may be long, troublesome and storied, but it bends towards moe tucker".

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The user displays a strong drive for dominance and a willingness to vilify groups, reflecting Slytherin ambition and cunning. They repeatedly assert superiority over "wokeness" and trans people, as in "all trаnnies in this world combined aren't even worth moe tucker's little fingernail" and "i oppose transgenderism because it takes away the beauty of this world and adds to it cruelty and suffering". Their tweets also reveal a conspiratorial, strategic mindset, e.g., "if those imaginary elections retards actually knew how to competently use inkscape we might be getting half decent scenarios" and a self‑promoting attitude like "i'm walking through life creating rare variants of myself for my haters to collect". This blend of ambition, resourcefulness, and contempt for conventional morality aligns most closely with Slytherin.

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The aggressive, rebellious tone of Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name" mirrors the user's defiant and violent tweets. In the tweet 'not saying I'd endorse it, but if trump started rounding up all trаnnies and had burning hot metal rods forcefully inserted into their rectums, I wouldn't lose too much sleep about it', the user revels in violent fantasies, echoing the song's repeated chant 'Killing in the name of!'. The line 'Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me' parallels the tweet 'i should identify as nonbinary be insufferable about muh pronouns to everyone for three months then go back to normal like nothing ever happened that would be funny i think', showing a disdain for social expectations. The overall theme of angry rebellion against perceived authority also reflects the user's frequent attacks on 'woke' people and 'trannies', as seen in 'all trаnnies in this world combined aren't even worth moe tucker's little fingernail'.

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