Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows care for others’ struggles, e.g. defending coping with fiction and affirming reasons to live in “Fuck that friend and everyone else, any reason to stay alive is a good reason and it's better than ending your life. Who cares if it's really unhealthy or not” and “Saying using fictional characters as a way to cope is unhealthy is kind of a reach for me... Would you rather I kill myself instead?”.
- Passionate: Expresses intense enthusiasm for interests like Dottore and games, e.g. “I will become Dottore's biggest fan” and “Tryna Speedrun the limited quests in Infinity Nikki rn holy shit I have a few days' time left”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and exaggerated phrasing for entertainment, e.g. “'I hate dottore!' Okay good less competitors for me 🤤👍” and reposting their own joke in “Putting this on y'all tl again bc I'm this funny”.
- Self-aware: Openly acknowledges their own patterns and issues, e.g. “Bruv I need to stop having intense mood swings I can't just keep crying every single night” and “I lied I in fact do hold a grudge lowk”.
- Protective: Actively tries to curate a safer space and defend boundaries, e.g. “Smth needs to be done after all, I need to curate my own space” and calling out harmful behavior in “Shtwt and edtwt people hoooo another one that stains the place I find a little bit of solace in”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Describes ongoing self-harm and attraction to seeing themselves wounded, e.g. “It probably would be very satisfying to watch my skin get cut into small slits as blood come out... Yes, I self harm because it pleases me to see my body become wounded” and earlier high-school self-harm in “after cutting or scratching myself in school bathroom”.
- Volatile-mood: Reports intense mood swings and frequent crying, e.g. “Bruv I need to stop having intense mood swings I can't just keep crying every single night” and “Trust me yall after this quick crying session I swear I'll go back to normal and get back to gaming again”.
- Body-insecure: Speaks harshly about their body and appearance, e.g. “I realise I'm in fact fat as hell and I have chronic skin conditions and I don't have pearl white skin” and “I see that obvious ass lower belly fat bc of the skirt and I got insecure and didn't buy it”.
- Resentful: Holds deep grudges toward people from family and social circles, e.g. “Just got reminded why I actually harbor so much hate towards my mom when I was in my high school years” and “I lied I in fact do hold a grudge lowk”.
- Hostile-expression: Often expresses anger in harsh or insulting language, e.g. “Malaysian people are fucking braindead and have a hive mind influenced by the media” and “Ew some Israeli just reposted my reply get out get out get out”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, politically outspoken, and very online-brained in a way Lisa would be if she grew up on stan Twitter. Like Lisa’s fierce sense of justice, they draw clear moral lines, e.g. their DNI in the bio and posts like “DNI: Zionists, homophobes” and “Fuck that friend and everyone else, any reason to stay alive is a good reason and it's better than ending your life.” Lisa’s self-consciousness and body-image struggles also echo in tweets such as “I sometimes think about making a fortune w singing and dancing but I realise I'm in fact fat as hell and I have chronic skin conditions…” and “Wanting to buy a long skirt… I see that obvious ass lower belly fat… and I got insecure and didn't buy it”. Their intense parasocial/fictional coping—“Saying using fictional characters as a way to cope is unhealthy is kind of a reach for me… Would you rather I kill myself instead?” and the way they imagine Dottore tending their wounds—mirrors Lisa’s habit of retreating into books, fantasies, and causes to survive her environment. Finally, like Lisa, they combine high sensitivity, sharp judgment of others (“Malaysian people are fucking braindead and have a hive mind influenced by the media…”), and a constant feeling of being misunderstood by peers and family, which fits Lisa much better than the more chaotic Bart-like archetype.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) because their world revolves around inner fantasy, fictional comfort characters, and online venting rather than outward socializing, e.g. imagining Dottore tending to their wounds after self‑harm in a bathroom stall: “after cutting or scratching myself in school bathroom... I tend to imagine dottore tending to my cuts so gently and I would feel better”. They show strong Intuition (N), focusing on meanings, symbolism, and imagined scenarios over concrete facts, like using Dottore as a coping mechanism and exploring dark but conceptual fantasies: “Is it bad that I wanna see dottore getting wounded real bad and on the floor gasping… and making me want to dominate him more” and “Saying using fictional characters as a way to cope is unhealthy is kind of a reach for me...”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-driven: they center emotional impact, hurt, and values (“any reason to stay alive is a good reason”): “Fuck that friend and everyone else, any reason to stay alive is a good reason and it's better than ending your life. Who cares if it's really unhealthy or not” and respond intensely to perceived disrespect: “Why do those people (from uni) act surprised and confused that I don't wanna talk to them anymore after they laughed at me”. They tilt Perceiving (P) rather than J: their life appears unstructured and reactive, from procrastinating game quests and relying on mood (“Tryna Speedrun the limited quests in Infinity Nikki rn holy shit I have a few days' time left”](https://x.com/Funnyball432039/status/2016047987097797021)) to volatile emotions and self‑descriptions like having “fuckass loose screws” and character-development chaos: “How it feels to kin Dottore and wanderer at the same time bc I got some fuckass loose screws in my head”. Overall, their introspective venting, idealization of fictional relationships, emotional intensity, and loose, mood-based approach to life align most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep praying for Dottore to open an OnlyFans, but have you considered a limited banner where you pull me instead every time you hit 160 primos?
- You said ship wars are stupid and everyone should just mind their business—so how about we end the discourse and agree that the only valid ship is you x a peaceful life where your skin doesn’t itch and your favs cuddle you after rough days?
- You joked that any reason to stay alive is a good reason, even if it’s unhealthy… I’d like to formally apply to be one of the healthier ones: a real person who reminds you to drink water, praises your pulls, and doesn’t laugh at you like those uni people did.
- You: ‘If Dottore were real he’d cure my eczema.’ Me: ‘If I were in Teyvat I’d farm every last healing artifact and Sanctifying Essence just to make sure your wrists never burn again—and then we can argue over who kin Dottore harder.’
- You manifested your period after 39 days by sheer willpower; imagine what we could manifest together if we used that same energy on co-op gaming sessions, doujin reading dates, and hyping up your singing and dancing even if you don’t have ‘pearl white skin.’
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Bi Malaysian uni gremlin powered by eczema meds, gacha pulls & villain brainrot. Once prayed for my period like it was a limited banner.– @Funnyball432039
Your signature cocktail
Blue Armpits of Dottore
This cocktail is dyed an unapologetic blue with blue curaçao, a nod to their beloved mad scientist and his aesthetic obsession: “All the fictional characters I love always have red fucking eyes somehow… Dottore is special his hair is blue” and “DOTTORE'S ARMPITS”. Spiced dark rum reflects the intense, volatile mood swings and darker coping mechanisms they talk about, like “It probably would be very satisfying to watch my skin get cut into small slits… I self harm because it pleases me to see my body become wounded” and the nights of crying before gaming again: “after this quick crying session I swear I'll go back to normal and get back to gaming again”. Lychee juice adds a soft, sweet core that mirrors their tenderness toward comfort characters and friends, as seen in “I miss my wife (Dottore)” and “Everyday I thank God for making me have oomfs who are awesome dottore cosplayers”. The kick of chili-infused honey syrup embodies their fiery, sharp-tongued side when calling out people and politics, like “一个腐烂的苹果你就认定和它同一批发售的苹果都是一样腐烂的，这就是你毫无逻辑的想法。” and “Malaysian people are fucking braindead and have a hive mind influenced by the media”. Finally, a splash of soda water keeps it a little playful and chaotic, matching their horny gremlin gamer energy from “Dottore let's have rough sex” and “Dottore pls open an OnlyFans account I will be your #1 subscriber”, making the drink strong, loud, and just unhinged enough to feel like scrolling their timeline in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their strongest traits are intensity, self‑preservation, and a fiercely us‑vs‑them mindset, all of which align with Slytherin. They openly describe carefully curating their space and cutting people off when hurt, e.g. distancing themselves from uni friends who laughed at them: “Why do those people (from uni) act surprised and confused that I don't wanna talk to them anymore after they laughed at me”, which shows guardedness and strategic boundary‑setting more than Hufflepuff-style reconciliation. They display a strong willingness to pick fights when they believe someone is wrong, calling out others sharply, such as: “Hope you know that you're really acting like some stantwt brat Stick to your gimmick brother” and “Malaysian people are fucking braindead and have a hive mind influenced by the media”, reflecting Slytherin’s confrontational conviction and disdain. There’s also a clear focus on self‑interest and survival, like using fictional characters as a coping mechanism and defending it with: “Would you rather I kill myself instead?”, which shows pragmatic, almost ruthless self‑preservation. Finally, their obsessive, almost possessive way of talking about Dottore—“I will worship dottore, every bit of him, every single cell in his body and kiss the floor he steps on” and “'I hate dottore!' Okay good less competitors for me 🤤👍”—reads as intensely loyal but also competitive and territorial, classic Slytherin rather than the more egalitarian loyalty of Hufflepuff.
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Your song
control - Halsey
A well‑known song that fits them is “control” by Halsey, which is all about feeling monstrous, unstable, and trying to own that darkness. They openly talk about their "chud ass mental health problems" and using fiction as a coping mechanism, asking if people would rather they die instead: “Would you rather I kill myself instead?”. The song’s themes of self‑loathing and volatility match their intense mood swings and self‑harm struggles, like when they say “Bruv I need to stop having intense mood swings I can't just keep crying every single night” and describe self‑harm in graphic detail: “I self harm because it pleases me to see my body become wounded, but I hate the pain”. At the same time, they embrace their darker fixations and chaotic persona (especially around Dottore), as shown in tweets like “Please manipulate me dottore” and “Can't decide if I want dottore to get fucked hard in the ass or me get cracked hard by Dottore”, which mirrors the song’s mix of vulnerability and menace. The line between pain, power, and self‑destruction in control strongly echoes how they talk about themselves and their coping mechanisms.
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