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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about food, body image, and mood, like in “miss when i didnt worry about eating things that i enjoy!!!!! why do i have to be so weird about food all the time now…”.
- Enthusiastic fan: Shows intense passion and joy for MCR and live music, e.g. “trying to keep a straight face watching famous last words but i highkey cry every single time… i love live music i love mcr so much”.
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love for their girlfriend, like listing her first in “5 things i luv and 5 oomfs do tha same if tjey want !!!! 1) my gf x3”.
- Community seeking: Actively tries to connect with online groups and friends, as in “currently trapped in this strange purgatory where every mcrtwt acc i try to follow is like 13/14 but every xlov account i try to follow is 20+”.
- Harm-reduction minded: Engages with safer drug-use information and shares resources, like “i love erowid… its highkey a goated harm reduction resource” and “#drugtwt #drugstwt i found the website! … this website will NOT be helpful for you unless you are trying to search for pills”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive urges: Talks repeatedly about wanting to die and cutting, such as “lowkey need to just die i feel so fat but i still wanna eat more… but im too lazy to cut” and “EKEEEK found a brand new lil box of razors… THEYRE DOUBLE SIDED AND TINY THOUGH IM SCARED!!!”.
- Disordered eating: Shows intense guilt, purging, and fasting patterns, like “I NEEEEDDDDDD TO STOP BEING HUNGRY… already purged earlier and then ATE MORE” and “fasted basically all day apart from some juice and 3 gummies”.
- Body hatred: Describes themself very harshly, e.g. “actually feel so fucking fat rn omfg i wish i could shave off layers of fat with like a potato peeler” and “woke up still feeling fat as fuck gonna try to fast today”.
- Risky substance use: Refers to heavy or casual use of xanax and alcohol, like “me off more than 1mg of xanax” and “love getting drunk with my gf and getting beat and then i wake up the next day with a bunch of bruises”.
- Low self-worth: Feels close to giving up and like they’re a burden, shown in “trying to act happy for my friends… when im lowkirkenuinely one minor inconvenience away from being just a memory” and “how it feels when my friends highkey brushed me off today”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intelligent, intensely emotional, idealistic, and often struggling with feeling out of place and misunderstood. Like Lisa, they overthink and self-criticize, especially around food and body image, saying things like “actually feel so fucking fat rn omfg i wish i could shave off layers of fat with like a potato peeler” and “miss when i didnt worry about eating things that i enjoy!!!!! why do i have to be so weird about food all the time now”. They show a nerdy, obsessive passion for their interests—here it’s MCR and music fandom—mirroring Lisa’s fixation on her causes and hobbies, as seen in their marathon live-tweeting of shows like “sorry non mcr oomfs i will be livetweeting mcrbrasil day 1 ....”. There’s also a strong sense of loneliness and being emotionally on edge, similar to Lisa’s frequent alienation: “trying to act happy for my friends and all their good news when im lowkirkenuinely one minor inconvenience away from being just a memory” and “currently trapped in this strange purgatory where every mcrtwt acc i try to follow is like 13/14 but every xlov account i try to follow is 20+ like okay i dont fit in with any of yall im crying”. Even their interest in learning about drugs via harm-reduction resources, as in “i love erowid i love learning about drugs… its highkey a goated harm reduction resource”, reflects Lisa’s analytical, research-heavy way of coping with a chaotic world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): while they care a lot about friends and their girlfriend, most of their energy is wrapped in inner feelings, parasocial interests, and online escapism rather than active socializing, e.g. “how it feels when my friends highkey brushed me off today but now i can watch mcr by myself and react however i want so do i really care i guess not”. Their language is highly emotional, imaginative, and fantasy‑driven, fitting Intuition (N) more than Sensing, with dramatic, abstract phrasing like “what if we all just died lowkey” and intense parasocial narrative around MCR shows like “gerard being so unhinged and agressive tonight im seething in jealousy… THAT SHOULD BE ME.”. They clearly favor Feeling (F): their decisions and self‑talk revolve around emotions, self‑worth, and relationships, such as “trying to act happy for my friends and all their good news when im lowkirkenuinely one minor inconvenience away from being just a memory” and repeated guilt/shame around food like “Feeling very guilty but whatever whatever whatever”. Their lifestyle and tweets are chaotic, impulsive, and mood‑driven rather than structured, indicating Perceiving (P): they constantly change plans around fasting or eating (“gonna try to fast today since that was my plan yesterday and i failed miserably”) and swing between restriction and indulgence like “how it feels to tell myself i cant eat anything else tonight … and then i go to the store and immediately eat some ice cream”. Overall, the combination of inward emotional focus, idealized fandom and relationships, intense values‑laden language, and disorganized, spur‑of‑the‑moment behavior aligns most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here tweeting “Bury Me in Black AGAIN” and liveblogging #MCRBrasil like it’s a religious experience, but honestly if Gerard can stab the clerk every night and live, maybe I can survive asking you out.
- You said you love erowid because you can find trip reports from people your same sex, height, and weight — so, purely for harm reduction research, should we run a controlled study on what happens when we go to an MCR show together and scream Famous Last Words at each other?
- You were calculating calories for homemade sauce and stressing over how to divide it; if you ever cook for me, I volunteer as tribute to take the bigger half so you can just enjoy your alfredo and not the math.
- You talk about cutting, razors, and scars like they’re an aesthetic, but the way you get soft over your gf, your dad watching #MCRBrasil with you, and that mango juice tweet is insanely tender — I’d rather trace those gentle parts of you than any body outline Gerard lies in.
- You’re torn between #MCRTWT zoomers and #xlov adults, fasting all day just to annihilate shawarma at night, and yelling about Frank kissing the clerk — you clearly live in beautiful chaos. Can I be the guy who brings you Hot Cheetos after a show and listens to you rant about setlists until 3 a.m.?
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MCR, xlov, and too much mango juice. Once timed a fast around a chicken shawarma. Trying to pass my classes and outlive my playlists.– @fursweetrevenge
Your signature cocktail
Heaven Help Us Highball
This drink starts with mango vodka for their gleeful food fixation and silly, sensory joy, like “yayayayaya yummy mango juice yummy yummy in my tummmyyyyyy mango mango mango”, turning something soft and sweet into something that can still knock you over. Spiced rum adds a darker, reckless undercurrent for their drug and alcohol talk and that chaotic giggly menace in “dis is how u cut da xan cake. dis is how u cut da xan cake.”. A spine of tart cherry juice brings emo drama and blood-red melancholy for tweets like “lowkey need to just die i feel so fat but i still wanna eat more and im sad and im bored but im too lazy to cut” and their constant push-pull between self‑loathing and craving. The chili-infused simple syrup is a burn that feels good in a wrong way, echoing their self-harm fixation and perversely proud tone in “gf cut me today it was her first time cutting ever and she hit deep styros on me!!!! heheheheh im so proud she did such a good job”. Finally, a dash of saline/sea salt nods to tears, sweat, and purging, seasoning the whole thing with the sad-salty realism of “I NEEEEDDDDDD TO STOP BEING HUNGRY OH MY GODDDDDD already purged earlier and then ATE MORE what the FUCKIS MY PROBLEM!!!!!!!” while still letting the sweetness and chaos shine through like an MCR encore at the end of a brutal day.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their dominant traits are intensity, self-destructiveness framed almost competitively, and a darkly strategic, self-preserving resourcefulness that align most with Slytherin. They talk about drugs in a calculated, research-heavy way, praising harm-reduction tools like Erowid and DrugsData as a way to optimize risk: “i love erowid i love learning about drugs… its highkey a goated harm reduction resource bc fym i can see someone the same sex weight and height as me take the SAME amount of a drug as i will??” and “this website will NOT be helpful for you unless you are trying to search for pills. people send a plethora of things to be tested n its unlikely that any other substance ure curious about will have ur same drug”, which shows calculated, self-interested pragmatism rather than pure curiosity. Even in disordered eating, there’s a ruthless, goal-focused tone: they celebrate long fasting followed by a specific reward (“GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT fasted basically all day… and my dad just asked me if i wanted chicken shawarma. Fuck yes i want chicken shawarma.”) and obsess about calories with almost tactical precision (“how the fuck are you supposed to calculate cals for sauces??? like ok i mixed a bunch of stuff together… do i just half the cals of the sauce and add it to my total ?????”). Their fascination with violence and power—toward themselves and others—also has a very Slytherin edge, e.g. enjoying being cut and bruised (“gf cut me today… im so proud she did such a good job i habe a fat fuckign #Boner”, “love getting drunk with my gf and getting beat and then i wake up the next day with a bunch of bruises like woah whered these come from!!!”) and joking that a beloved performer “should be allowed to kill one person every day” for disrespectful crowds (“highkey makes me want to kill someone when i see a clip of wumuti talking during a concert and everyone is screaming over her… muti should be allowed to kill one person every day”). While there is emotion and some loyalty to their gf and fandom, it’s expressed through obsession, possessiveness, and a constant undercurrent of “us vs. them” (e.g., jealousy and rage over who gets Gerard’s attention on stage: “gerard being so unhinged and agressive tonight im seething in jealousy and fucking rage because i know in like 30 minutes charlie saxton is gonna be straddled by her and fucking stabbed to death THAT SHOULD BE ME.”), all of which fits Slytherin’s intense, driven, and sometimes darkly self-focused nature better than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Their entire online presence balances dark humor, emotional volatility, and self-destructive coping in a way that fits “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” almost perfectly. The song is about trying to joke through feeling genuinely unwell, which mirrors tweets like “trying to act happy for my friends and all their good news when im lowkirkenuinely one minor inconvenience away from being just a memory” and “me tryinf to convince myself not to daydrink and cut because my day is already shit”. They openly struggle with self-harm and body image (“lowkey need to just die i feel so fat but i still wanna eat more and im sad and im bored but im too lazy to cut”, “actually feel so fucking fat rn omfg i wish i could shave off layers of fat with like a potato peeler”), echoing the song’s themes of internal pain hidden behind sarcasm. Their obsession with MCR shows the band already narrates their emotional life (“MCR 9/16/22 + 8/29/25” in their bio, constant #mcrbrasil livetweeting like “trying to keep a straight face watching famous last words but i highkey cry every single time”). Among MCR’s catalog, “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” best captures that mix of manic fandom, dark jokes, and very real hurt they keep trying to laugh through.
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