Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful enthusiasm: Frequently expresses excitement about games and media, e.g. calling Portal 2 the greatest game of all time in “The greatest game of all time portal 2” and praising Watch Dogs in “Watch dogs is so cool ive been sleeping on it”.
- Affectionate friend: Openly shows care for friends and oomfs, like “wow hi love of my life heahaha hi hi xavi” and “I am in a parasocial gay relationship with all my oomfs”.
- Honest directness: States opinions clearly even when they’re unpopular, such as criticizing designs in “im gonna be honest i didnt like how it played im not sure how to explain it but i can explain how grossed out all the female character designs made me” and addressing blocking in “Well dude idk who you are so i cant tell you why i blocked you”.
- Engaged creativity: Creates and shares content like edits and TikToks, as seen in “Hello. I made this” and asking for feedback in “Did i cook”.
- Supportive collaborator: Encourages and appreciates others’ work, shown in “good job maya i like this a lot” and the grateful tone in “hello dear friend mayuzz maya huzz thank you for the happiness i bless thee with the same miracle i await your drawing egarlyud”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive language: Uses harsh or explicit phrasing that can escalate tension, such as “corrupted fused zamasu voice lines make me cum” and “Gay Fucking moron @GOATofXSlift”.
- Public conflict: Handles interpersonal issues on main instead of privately, e.g. discussing blocks in “Well dude idk who you are so i cant tell you why i blocked you” and reacting to a soft block in “Never mind they soft blocked me 💔💔💔💔💔💔”.
- Self-deprecating posts: Leans into negative self-attention, like lamenting low engagement in “I for real got no likes in 2 hours” and joking about extreme reactions in “If rgg ever remakes yakuza 5 i kill.myself”.
- Volatile opinions: Shifts strongly between stances in fandom discourse, for example criticizing certain shippers in “i enjoy the actual ships themselves... dont kill me for saying that” then nervously justifying following an account in “Gulp. Dont ask why im suddenly following user 'shuakepilled' given my previous proclamations about a certain character.”.
- Online overexposure: Shares a lot of personal emotion and parasocial feelings publicly, such as “I am in a parasocial gay relationship with all my oomfs” and repeatedly posting about needing attention or validation like “hello ❤️🩹 hi please give me straw pages”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, loud, and constantly online in a jokey, slightly unhinged way. They lean into irreverent humor and provocation, like saying “utilization of slurs: authorized” and “corrupted fused zamasu voice lines make me cum”, which fits Bart’s boundary‑pushing, vulgar streak. At the same time, they’re affectionate and parasocial with friends and oomfs, calling someone “love of my life” in “wow hi love of my life heahaha hi hi xavi” and saying “I am in a parasocial gay relationship with all my oomfs”, similar to Bart’s needy but sincere attachments. Their tendency to clown on stuff while still being a huge nerd about games and media—like calling Portal 2 “The greatest game of all time” in “The greatest game of all time portal 2” and ranting about character designs in “im gonna be honest i didnt like how it played... all the female character designs made me”—fits Bart’s mix of mischief and surprising passion. Even their melodramatic reactions to being blocked or ignored, such as “Never mind they soft blocked me 💔💔💔💔💔💔” and “I for real got no likes in 2 hours”, echo Bart’s over-the-top emotionality when he feels rejected.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reach out to others, e.g. asking for interaction and connection in tweets like “hello ❤️🩹 hi please give me straw pages”, calling themselves “in a parasocial gay relationship with all my oomfs” in “I am in a parasocial gay relationship with all my oomfs”, and openly greeting people, as in “hello dany hi i am rocco hi”. They show clear Intuitive (N) tendencies, focusing on media, themes, and takes rather than concrete details, with posts like “portal 2 got a lot of melancholic songs” and broader opinions on fandoms and ships such as “i enjoy the actual ships themselves like yukamitsu and yuchie but i dont like shippers at all 9/10 they're annoying and rude (shuake)”. Their values and emotional reactions indicate Feeling (F): they center personal comfort and ethics around media and people, e.g. criticizing sexualized designs in “im gonna be honest i didnt like how it played im not sure how to explain it but i can explain how grossed out all the female character designs made me” and expressing hurt/attachment in “Never mind they soft blocked me 💔💔💔💔💔💔”. They come across as spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, fitting Perceiving (P): they frequently act on impulse (“im.reinstalling mw2019 idgaf anymore” in this tweet), procrastinate (“I have work i need to be doing but i domt want to”), and jump between games and interests (“Im.playong xenoverse 2” then “Watch dogs is so cool ive been sleeping on it”). Taken together—their high social energy, abstract/media-focused takes, emotionally-charged value judgments, and laid‑back, improvisational lifestyle—ENFP is the best-fitting MBTI type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You calling Portal 2 the greatest game of all time unlocked something in me—if we co‑op, I promise not to grief you… unless it’s so we can restart the level and spend more time together.
- You said Watch Dogs is so cool and you’ve been sleeping on it—how about you stop sleeping on it and start sleeping on call with me while we both stare at our terminals instead of doing the work we ‘domt want to’?
- You begged Atlus to fix things, prayed for RGG not to remake Yakuza 5, and still found time to simp Isabeau and Chitose—clearly you have great taste in games and women, so when are you adding me to that party comp?
- You posted ‘corrupted fused zamasu voice lines make me cum’ and then immediately turned around to praise Blooming Villain… I’m starting to think your real weakness isn’t light or dark, it’s people who enable your unhinged Megaten/P5 agenda. Hi.
- You keep saying ‘Good night’ and ‘Good morning’ with pics like you’re in a parasocial gay relationship with all your oomfs—if that slot ever opens for a DLC romance route, I’d like to submit a STR request for main character privileges.
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Rocco, 17 | Genderfluid | JRPG & fighting game enjoyer with too many terminals. Once reinstalled MW2019 out of spite and called it “productivity.”– @fuukadyne
Your signature cocktail
Blooming Terminal Overclock
This high‑energy, slightly chaotic drink channels their hype gamer vibe and late‑night posting, from “Just woke up from a god tier nap” to “10 hours later fuck this wifi bro” “10 hours later fuck this wifi bro”. The overproof white rum stands for their intense, occasionally unfiltered posting style, like “Utilization of slurs: authorized” “Utilization of slurs: authorized”. Blue curaçao mirrors the aesthetic of portal cores and cold tech vibes in “The greatest game of all time portal 2” “The greatest game of all time portal 2” and “Its so blue wtf” “Its so blue wtf”. Yuzu lemonade adds a sharp, bright sweetness for their affectionate side, like “wow hi love of my life heahaha hi hi xavi” “wow hi love of my life heahaha hi hi xavi” and “I am in a parasocial gay relationship with all my oomfs” “I am in a parasocial gay relationship with all my oomfs”. Spicy ginger syrup represents the fiery takes and horny overshares such as “corrupted fused zamasu voice lines make me cum” “corrupted fused zamasu voice lines make me cum” and “gulps extremely loudly” “gulps extremely loudly”. Finally, a splash of soda water is the chaotic fizz of their timeline hopping from Persona to Watch Dogs to Xenoverse in minutes, like “Im.playong xenoverse 2” “Im.playong xenoverse 2” and “Watch dogs is so cool ive been sleeping on it” “Watch dogs is so cool ive been sleeping on it”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a loud, impulsive, emotionally intense personality that fits Gryffindor best. They publicly stake out strong opinions and don’t hesitate to call things out bluntly, like criticizing oversexualized designs in games in “im gonna be honest i didnt like how it played im not sure how to explain it but i can explain how grossed out all the female character designs made me” and mocking people on their feed in “always some tech illiterate fools on my feed”, which suggests a confrontational courage rather than quiet diplomacy. They frame themselves in a dramatic, almost indestructible way in their bio "you cant kill me! i am 17!!!!!!", and joke about danger or self-destruction, e.g. “If rgg ever remakes yakuza 5 i kill.myself”, which aligns with Gryffindor’s flair for dramatics and risk-taking. Their parasocial openness and willingness to attach themselves strongly to friends and oomfs in “I am in a parasocial gay relationship with all my oomfs” and their effusive greeting of others like “wow hi love of my life heahaha hi hi xavi” show heart-on-sleeve boldness more than measured Hufflepuff warmth. While they’re clearly passionate and opinionated about games and media, the overarching impression is not quiet intellectualism or long-term cunning, but raw, reactive bravery and loud emotional expression—classic Gryffindor energy.
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Your song
Still Alive - GLaDOS (Jonathan Coulton & Ellen McLain)
The best fit is Still Alive from Portal. They explicitly call Portal 2 “the greatest game of all time” in “The greatest game of all time portal 2” and also note that “portal 2 got a lot of melancholic songs”, showing a strong emotional connection to that game’s music and mood. Their bio line, “you cant kill me! i am 17!!!!!!” mirrors the song’s ironic, defiant tone about surviving everything with a twisted sense of humor. Tweets like “I am in a parasocial gay relationship with all my oomfs” and “hello dear friend mayuzz maya huzz thank you for the happiness i bless thee with the same miracle” echo the song’s mix of affection and snarky detachment. Their love of games like Watch Dogs and anime fighters alongside their chaotic, self-aware posting style (e.g. “Utilization of slurs: authorized”) suits the song’s blend of dark humor, techy aesthetic, and resilient sarcasm.
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