
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: intense, obsessive about their interests, and emotionally expressive but also self-aware. Like Lisa getting hyper-fixated on causes or media, this user builds their whole personality around niche fandoms and ships, saying things like “hoes hate me for making fuyuaka my whole personality 🥹🥹🥹” and “i think about fuyuaka so much that its disgusting”. They show strong feelings about culture and politics in an offbeat way, e.g. “I love my culture and country but i hate the people so much that i wanna be racist towards to my own kind turks DNI PLS” and “i dont and wont listen to anyone who gives money to elon”, which mirrors Lisa’s critical, idealistic side. Their love of yuri, ships, and analysis of relationship dynamics (“the fact that fuyuaka has a potential to be healthy and kuroaka has a potential to be toxic will never leave my mind” and “REMINDER that both fuyuaka and kuroaka are very likely to work. its on the person to choose which they like the most…”) fits Lisa’s analytical, emotionally literate personality. Even their occasional melodramatic or depressive humor, like “i feel mentally ill” and “i can kill myself after i finish all the marutoku games and consume all the content”, feels like a darker, very-online version of Lisa’s tendency toward existential angst.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as an Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with others, banter with friends, adopt a Twitter ‘family’ (“👨👩👧👦 Moja rodzina na Twitterze…”) and dramatize their reactions to fandom events (“i jump around whenever i see fuyuaka🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️”), suggesting they gain energy from social engagement rather than privacy. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they fixate on ships, dynamics, and possibilities instead of concrete facts—e.g., musing about relationship potential and character psychology in “the fact that fuyuaka has a potential to be healthy and kuroaka has a potential to be toxic will never leave my mind” and inventing AU-like ideas such as “lesbian preg fuyuaka....”. They clearly lean Feeling (F), making decisions and forming opinions around emotion, attachment, and values: they frequently emphasize love for ships and oomfs (“i love all of my mrtk oomfs ☺️❤️”) and react intensely to stories and characters (“MY KID DIED OH YMF DODOGODNS MY CHIILDDD…”). Finally, they read as Perceiving (P) rather than structured and planned: they repeatedly admit to not finishing drawings or projects (“Yyeah im not finishing this too”, “I ont think i will finish this”), forget about tasks due to hyperfocus on interests (“lit forgot about my streaks beacuse of playing rakuhaka...”), and describe being too lazy to update things like their strawpage (“my strawpage is so poorly done… i was supposed to change it months ago but im so lazy”). Putting this together, their overall pattern of enthusiastic social engagement, imaginative fandom focus, emotionally driven expression, and spontaneous, unfinished projects best fits ENFP.

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Marutoku & fuyuaka brainrot researcher. Once made my mom play ZENO. Drawing, yuri, and too many ship charts. Opinions are my own (and Zozo’s).– @fuyuakajesus

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is icy, dramatic, and a little unhinged—just like standing outside freezing to talk to Zozo while your dad turns off the Wi‑Fi, as in “My ass is freezing im on outside just to talk with zozo bc my dad turned off the wifi fak yu”. The white chocolate–infused vodka nods to WHITE☆knight and the obsession with Fuyuaka merch and sweets in “me want money me want fuyuaka merch 💔💔 and cheesecake”, giving it a rich, indulgent core. Rose liqueur captures their hardcore romantic yuri brainrot from “lesbian preg fuyuaka....” and “fuyuaka yuri naked cuddling is my dream”. Sour cherry juice adds a sharp, emo kick for lines like “i can kill myself after i finish all the marutoku games and consume all the content” and their dramatic fandom suffering. The sparkling yuzu soda keeps it hyper, bright, and chaotic in honor of “hoes hate me for making fuyuaka my whole personality 🥹🥹🥹”, while edible silver glitter represents their constant giggling, art spam, and over-the-top joy in “i jump around whenever i see fuyuaka🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest through-line is intense loyalty and devotion to people and fandoms, very characteristic of Hufflepuff. They frame their whole online identity around loving Marutoku and especially the Fuyuaka ship, openly embracing that as their personality: “hoes hate me for making fuyuaka my whole personality 🥹🥹🥹” and “i think about fuyuaka so much that its disgusting”. They also show a warm, communal attachment to mutuals, calling them "oomfs" and expressing affection: “i love all of my mrtk oomfs ☺️❤️” and making playful "family" posts like “👨👩👧👦 Moja rodzina na Twitterze: ... małżonek(a): @maenoclown 👶 Dzieci: @1chiaseeds @DerpzKratt”. Their willingness to put effort into fandom projects for others, such as art, ship tier lists, and possible archives — “is there any drive with every fuyuaka official art if not im planning to make one” and “i made a ship tier list for funsies.. if youre gonna make a tier tag me too when u share it pls i wanna see everyones opinion!!” — reflects a patient, community-centered mindset. Even when joking darkly about themselves, they repeatedly come back to cherishing their interests and relationships (especially with @maenoclown and their shared “child” bits: “ZOZOOO OUR CHILD IS GONNA DIE FROM FREEZING BITCH @maenoclown”), which aligns more with Hufflepuff’s loyalty and attachment than with the ambition of Slytherin or the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw. Overall, their identity is built around dedication to people, ships, and fandom rather than status or intellect, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Obsessed by Mariah Carey, because their entire online presence lovingly orbits around a single hyperfixation. They openly admit how all‑consuming it is, saying “hoes hate me for making fuyuaka my whole personality 🥹🥹🥹” and “i think about fuyuaka so much that its disgusting”. The song’s playful, slightly unhinged focus on one person mirrors their dramatic fangirl energy in tweets like “i jump around whenever i see fuyuaka🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️” and “i can kill myself after i finish all the marutoku games and consume all the content”. Even their relationships and jokes are tied into this fixation, as seen with “hoes hate me for making fuyuaka my whole personality 🥹🥹🥹” and their constant references to ships and fanworks. Like the song, their tone is intense but also self‑aware and humorous, turning their obsession into a defining, entertaining part of their identity.

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