Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for BTS, Yoongi, J-Hope and others, e.g. celebrating wins and birthdays: “meu amor apareceu, melhor aniversário da vida😭😭” and “PRESENTE DE ANIVERSÁRIO, TE AMO ISLESSSSSS”.
- Loyal supporter: Consistently backs teams/players even in tough times, like defending Islanders and specific players: “romanov nos estaremos te apoiando” and “AI MDS SOROKIN😭”.
- Humorous voice: Uses sarcasm and jokes to comment on fandoms and sports: “barzal vc tem q mentir, mas n é pra tanto né kkkkkkk” and “KKKKKKKKK ESSE KEV É MT MARMITA, SERVE PRA TD MUNDO”.
- Socially aware: Calls out racism and criticizes billionaires and online platforms for enabling hate: “vc n tem vergonha de ser abertamente racista n só pra entrar em fanwar??????” and “estranho é as porras desses bilionários…”.
- Politically engaged: Follows and comments on government communication and political sides: “PLMDS DEMITAM O MARKETING… DESSE GOVERNO” and “a esquerda desse país merece pra crlh, se fodam pra lá puta q pariu”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses strong profanity and insults: “Q DESGRAÇAAAAAA” and “NEM O GOVERNO ROUBA IGUAL VCS, ESSE FANDOM N SABE VOTAR TMNC”.
- Confrontational tone: Addresses others aggressively in disagreements: “é piada criatura, juro se forem opinar oq n sabem pesquisem antes pq é feio parecer burra na Internet” and “a gnt nem sabe qm são vcs sai dessa fia kkkkkkk”.
- Impulsive reactions: Uses all-caps and extreme reactions that suggest low filter in the heat of the moment: “AOSHQIDJQOSJQOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FODA TA MEUS AMGS” and “AI Q INFERNOOOOO”.
- Negative focus: Often anticipates or emphasizes bad outcomes for teams and fandoms: “a pior notícia dos isles sempre será a próxima” and “td ano é o último suspiro dos divos impressionante isso”.
- Dismissive attitude: Can belittle others’ opinions or intelligence instead of engaging calmly: “colega mas tua fav acabou de lançar música… mds tu é fã de qm msm?” and “vcs tão precisando q alguém corte os fios da Internet de vcs cara sério”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, politically outspoken, and deeply invested in the things they love. They show strong social and political awareness and frustration with injustice, like when they say “PLMDS DEMITAM O MARKETING, O SOCIAL MIDIA, SEJA LA QM TÁ TOMANDO CONTA DA COMUNICAÇÃO DESSE GOVERNO, CARA OLHA ISSO E METADE DA POPULAÇÃO NEM VAI SABER PQP” and “estranho é as porras desses bilionários acharem q tão com o sol nascendo da bunda permitindo preconceito e td tipo de crime nessas redes sociais dos infernos, Internet n é e nunca foi terra sem lei, o Brasil por incrível q pareça tem leis q os euas n tem e eles tem q respeitar!”. Like Lisa, they call out ignorance and prejudice directly, as in “é piada criatura, juro se forem opinar oq n sabem pesquisem antes pq é feio parecer burra na Internet” and “vc n tem vergonha de ser abertamente racista n só pra entrar em fanwar??????”. At the same time, they’re a passionate, slightly dramatic nerd about their interests (BTS, hockey, ships), celebrating wins with lines like “O BEM VENCEU, JESUS ESTÁ ENTRE NÓS SAO OS MAIORAIS CARALHOOOOO” and obsessing over fictional couples: “NEM O GOVERNO ROUBA IGUAL VCS, ESSE FANDOM N SABE VOTAR TMNC MERECIA TOP 3 MALDITOS SAO O CASAL DO SÉCULO”. The mix of idealism, intensity, and fandom-nerd energy fits Lisa more than the more chaotic, less politically-conscious characters like Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as extroverted (E): they live-tweet games, politics, fandom and directly address others with high emotional intensity, e.g. calling for reactions in “bora meus manos reajam!” and frequently shouting in all caps like “GANHAMOS CRLH”, which suggests outward energy and social engagement rather than a reserved, inward focus. Their style points to intuition (N): they often jump from specific events to broader interpretations or dramatic conclusions, such as reacting to team performance with “q feitiçaria perversa foi essa q jogaram nesse time plmds” and seeing fandom voting as symbolic injustice in “NEM O GOVERNO ROUBA IGUAL VCS, ESSE FANDOM N SABE VOTAR TMNC”, which shows pattern‑seeking and abstract framing rather than concrete detail‑tracking. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented: their tweets are packed with emotional language and value judgments—“O BEM VENCEU, JESUS ESTÁ ENTRE NÓS SAO OS MAIORAIS CARALHOOOOO” and “AI MDS SOROKIN😭”—and they get personally indignant about unfairness and prejudice, as in “vc n tem vergonha de ser abertamente racista n só pra entrar em fanwar??????”, prioritizing ethics and empathy over detached logic. Finally, they lean perceiving (P): they react in the moment with spontaneous outbursts like “AI CARLAHO FINALMENTE” and “UAUUU ACORDEI FELIZ”, joke about chaotic fandom polls (“esse kevin é uma delícia né passa na mão de td mundo”), and display flexible, go‑with‑the‑flow behavior (e.g. asking casually for a pirated prep course in “alguém tem cursinho de vest p1rat34d0 no telegram??? é pro meu tcc”), all of which fits an ENFP’s impulsive, adaptable style over a structured J preference. Overall, the combination of highly social expression, big-picture emotional takes, strong value-driven reactions, and spontaneous tweeting aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if your rapper bf is Yoongi and your goalie bf is Sorokin, do you have any vacancy left on the roster for a slightly chaotic benchwarmer who’ll scream “GANHAMOS CRLH” with you and bring snacks?
- You begging the Isles for a little birthday goal and getting it while you were asleep is wild, because I’m here fully awake, manifesting a DM from you like it’s overtime Game 7.
- You: ‘esse kevin é uma delícia né passa na mão de td mundo e queria q passasse na minha tbm.’ Me: I may not be Kevin, but I promise I’ve got main-character shippable energy—wanna test the chemistry?
- You went from screaming about ‘a pior notícia dos isles sempre será a próxima’ to ‘O BEM VENCEU, JESUS ESTÁ ENTRE NÓS’ in the same timeline—anyone who feels sports and ships that intensely is exactly the kind of dramatic soulmate I want yelling at the screen next to me.
- If you need a ‘cursinho de vest p1rat34d0’ pro TCC, I can’t help you pirate—but I can help you study: lesson one, practicals in Advanced Flávia Appreciation, starting with coffee, hockey, BTS, and me trying very hard not to say ‘q inferno’ every time you look extra pretty on the TL.
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Hockey heart, BTS brain. Once screamed over an Isles goal during my own birthday cake wish. Opinions, stats, and occasional academic suffering.– @fvxsuga
Your signature cocktail
Blue Isles Panic Power Play
Blue curaçao mirrors their obsession with blue aesthetics and hockey standings, as in “rj no azul é isso q importa” and “aquilo, tenho apego no cabelo azul LE PRINCE J HOPE AU GALA”. Cachaça grounds the drink in Brazilian chaos energy, matching outbursts like “Q DESGRAÇAAAAAA” and “GANHAMOS CRLH”. Spicy ginger beer adds a kick for their explosive reactions to games and politics, from “a pior notícia dos isles sempre será a próxima” to “PLMDS DEMITAM O MARKETING… DESSE GOVERNO”. Passion fruit pulp represents the dramatic fangirl heart devoted to idols and ships, like “my rapper bf, yoongi.” and “queria tatuar eles na pele”. The smoked sea salt rim nods to the Isles, Sorokin, and all the suffering on ice and in fandom, from “o diabo sujando os isles😔😔” to “AI MDS SOROKIN😭”. Strong, salty, sweet, and a little unhinged—this is the drink you order when “MENTIRA Q GANHARSM MEU PAI, SO ARROGÂNCIA A PARTIR DE AGORA” is your entire personality for the night.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows strong Gryffindor traits: boldness, confrontational courage, and a tendency to jump in to defend what they think is right. They openly call out people and institutions, like when they slam the government’s communication strategy in “PLMDS DEMITAM O MARKETING, O SOCIAL MIDIA, SEJA LA QM TÁ TOMANDO CONTA DA COMUNICAÇÃO DESSE GOVERNO, CARA OLHA ISSO E METADE DA POPULAÇÃO NEM VAI SABER PQP” and when they attack racists directly in “vc n tem vergonha de ser abertamente racista n só pra entrar em fanwar??????”. There’s an impulsive, fiery edge in outbursts like “Q DESGRAÇAAAAAA”, “AI Q INFERNOOOOO”, and “AOSHQIDJQOSJQOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FODA TA MEUS AMGS”, showing high-emotion reactions typical of Gryffindor rather than the cooler calculation of Slytherin or Ravenclaw. They also display strong moral and political conviction, as in “a esquerda desse país merece pra crlh, se fodam pra lá puta q pariu” and their criticism of tech billionaires enabling hate in “estranho é as porras desses bilionários acharem q tão com o sol nascendo da bunda permitindo preconceito e td tipo de crime nessas redes sociais dos infernos...”, prioritizing speaking out over staying comfortable or neutral. While there is some loyalty and passion for fandoms and teams, the dominant impression is of someone who leads with guts, outrage, and a readiness to fight for their views—hallmarks of Gryffindor.
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Your song
MIC Drop - BTS
A well-fitting song for them is MIC Drop by BTS, because it matches both their loud, confident energy and their clear love for BTS and Yoongi. Their bio says “my rapper bf, yoongi”, and they hype J-Hope with posts like “aquilo, tenho apego no cabelo azul LE PRINCE J HOPE AU GALA”, showing strong attachment to BTS rappers and their swagger. The song’s defiant, flexing attitude fits their way of speaking, like “NEM O GOVERNO ROUBA IGUAL VCS, ESSE FANDOM N SABE VOTAR TMNC” and “PLMDS DEMITAM O MARKETING, O SOCIAL MIDIA, SEJA LA QM TÁ TOMANDO CONTA DA COMUNICAÇÃO DESSE GOVERNO”, where they call things out without holding back. Their tendency to drag ignorance online, as in “é piada criatura, juro se forem opinar oq n sabem pesquisem antes pq é feio parecer burra na Internet”, also matches the song’s "I said what I said" vibe. And even in fandom drama or sports chaos, they celebrate wins with big, victorious energy like “GANHAMOS CRLH” and “O BEM VENCEU, JESUS ESTÁ ENTRE NÓS SAO OS MAIORAIS CARALHOOOOO” — pure MIC Drop mood after proving a point.
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