Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, consistent enthusiasm for Blur, Oasis, and gramon, like “blur conseguiu mudar minha vida tanto pra melhor quanto pra pior de alguma forma” and “jon fez lavagem cerebral em mim e agora eu escuto britpop religiosamente”.
- Creative artist: Draws frequently and experiments with style, as in “the way i render is so stupid i don't think anyone would believe i do the way i do”, “hey guys i promise ill finish this ok”, and “desenhando aqui 🤞🤞”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses dramatic, funny phrasing about daily events, like “I JUST GOT RICKROLLED BY THE SUPERMARKET???????” and “vsf meu gato indo parar no buraco do teto”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth and closeness with friends, e.g. “gnt eu e o @deutschmschine estamos webnamorando agr” and appreciating friends who share music and yaoi like “esse yaoi do britpop é bom msm em @deutschmschine obg por me mostrar o premium amf”.
- Self-aware introspective: Reflects on mental state and identity, as in “abrindo as apostas de neurodivergencia aqui vocês acham q eu sou autista, tdah, superdotado ou algum combo” and “n importa qnts vezes eu me lavar sempre vou me sentir sujo”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing like “puta que pariu noel gallagher seu velho gostoso quero quebrar sua coluna na sentada” and “eu quero acabar com aquele twink”, which can come off as intense or off-putting.
- Sleep neglect: Mentions extreme sleep deprivation, e.g. “when you've been awake for more than 40 hours shit starts getting real serious”, suggesting poor rest habits.
- Self-esteem issues: Hints at feeling ugly or unworthy despite acknowledging looks, like “low self esteem is very serious because imagine looking like this and thinking you ugly” and negative self-talk in “eu n vou pro céu não cara”.
- Doomscrolling habit: Struggles with distraction and overuse of social media, shown by “nightly affirmations i WILL stop doomscrolling on twitter to finish the drawing” and complaints about random content on apps like “opened tiktok and 5 minutes later a charlie kirk edit popped up”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings quickly from joy to frustration in posts, for example “wait guys maybe life isn't so shit after all” contrasted with intense rants like “bruh why are there random ass reddit and 4chan videos recommended on my SPOTIFY” and apocalyptic tone in “THE END TIMES ARE APPROACHING”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They come across as chaotic, irreverent, and jokey in a very Bart-like way, constantly reacting dramatically to life’s minor absurdities, like yelling “HOLY SHIT BRO.......................” and “I JUST GOT RICKROLLED BY THE SUPERMARKET??????? ”. Their humor is mischievous and a bit crude, such as threatening “eu vou matar o jonathan por me fazer escutar música do flamengo” or declaring “puta que pariu noel gallagher seu velho gostoso quero quebrar sua coluna na sentada”, which fits Bart’s boundary-pushing style. Like Bart, they lean into a kind of performative rebellion and self-deprecation, saying things like “eu n vou pro céu não cara” and joking about doomscrolling instead of working in “nightly affirmations i WILL lock in i WILL finish the drawing in 2 hours i WILL stop doomscrolling on twitter to finish the drawing”. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly earnest, passionate core under the chaos – they’re deeply into their niche interests like blur/gramon, art, and yaoi, proudly announcing “TENHO PHD EM YAOI!!!!” and “this week's personality: blur yapper”, which mirrors how Bart is secretly more sensitive and dedicated than he lets on. Overall, their mix of loud humor, rebellious attitude, and oddly heartfelt enthusiasm makes them align most with Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most posts are about solitary media consumption and inner states—reading fanfics on the beach, doomscrolling, drawing, gaming, and listening to music—rather than large social scenes, e.g. being at the beach while reading downloaded fanfics and drinking Monster instead of focusing on a group around them: “at the beach rn while reading fanfics i downloaded the pdf of, while drinking my rio punch monsters…”. There’s a strong Intuitive (N) bent in how they turn niche interests into running concepts and metaphors, like calling gramon “bonded cats core”: “gramon is bonded cats core i don't make the rules”, and treating their weekly hyperfixations as shifting "personalities": “this week's personality: blur yapper”. They read as primarily Feeling (F): posts are dominated by emotional reactions, attachment to bands/people, and dramatic affection or frustration rather than structured arguments, e.g. “blur conseguiu mudar minha vida tanto pra melhor quanto pra pior de alguma forma” and highly emotive thirst/adoration like “graham meu utt... my baby my baby....”. Their lifestyle and self-talk suggest Perceiving (P): they joke about procrastination and lack of structure—“nightly affirmations i WILL lock in i WILL finish the drawing in 2 hours i WILL stop doomscrolling on twitter to finish the drawing”—and often jump between obsessions (Blur, Oasis, And One, yaoi, games) in a spontaneous way, as in “AndOnemaxxing veio FORTE essa semana mas a próxima é blur”. All together, the intense inner emotional world, idealization of musicians/ships, self-deprecating yet romantic tone, and flexible, hyperfixation-driven lifestyle are most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if gramon is ‘bonded cats core’, does that make us the next bonded pair? Because I’m absolutely ready to be your emotional Graham to your Damon in this timeline.
- You said liking britpop in your big 26 means your life depends on guys in their 50s—how about we rebalance that and let your life depend (just a little) on one disaster in their 20s who’ll scream Blur with you instead?
- You went to the vinyl fair, got rickrolled at the supermarket, AND got brainwashed into britpop—clearly the universe is curating your life’s soundtrack. Want to add a duet and see if we end up as each other’s most scrobbled on Last.fm?
- If you can sit at the beach reading downloaded fanfic PDFs, drinking Rio Punch Monster and smoking a red cig, all while serving a look, I promise I won’t sit in the 100000 empty seats on the bus—I’m sitting next to you and handing you my headphones.
- You said Graham’s shoulder-to-waist ratio made you insane, but honestly? Your nightly affirmations about ‘locking in’ on your art got me worse—can I apply to be the guy you doomscroll about instead of Twitter, or is that position already filled by Noel’s jawline?
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Your new Twitter bio
26 | he/they | illustrator + britpop archivist. Once got Rickrolled in a supermarket and coped by drawing Graham & Damon for 5 hours straight.– @fyniscool
Your signature cocktail
Supersonic Gramon Beach Punch
This drink starts with cachaça infused with orange peel for a loud, Brazilian, slightly chaotic base, echoing their heat-wave coastal life and family fruit haul vibes from “HEAT WAVE AT NIGHT I HATE THIS COUNTRY” and “meu pai ganhou tipo umaw 50 laranjas pqp eu vou fzr tanto suco”. Guava nectar brings bright sweetness and softness, mirroring their affectionate stan/yaoi heart in “TENHO PHD EM YAOI!!!!” and “gramon is bonded cats core i don't make the rules”. A sharp espresso shot represents the wired, sleep-deprived blur yapping and doomscroll grind of “when you've been awake for more than 40 hours shit starts getting real serious” and “nightly affirmations i WILL lock in i WILL finish the drawing in 2 hours i WILL stop doomscrolling on twitter to finish the drawing”. Sparkling lime soda adds fizz and playfulness for their beachy monsters-and-fanfics performance in “at the beach rn while reading fanfics… also smoking a red cig tell me about performance” and their constant excitement like “COFFEE & TV STARTED PLAYING AT THE STUDIO AS SOON AS I ENTERED”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt stands for their bitter-salty humor and defensive edge from “yall ever smoke defensively” and the unfiltered chaos of “puta que pariu noel gallagher seu velho gostoso quero quebrar sua coluna na sentada”, making this cocktail sweet, strong, and just unhinged enough—exactly like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show strong creativity and intellectual curiosity, especially around art and niche music fandoms. They talk a lot about drawing and rendering, calling out their own odd process in “the way i render is so stupid i don't think anyone would believe i do the way i do” and pushing themselves with “nightly affirmations i WILL lock in i WILL finish the drawing in 2 hours”, which reflects a cerebral, craft-focused mindset. Their whole personality is built around deep-diving into specific interests—Blur, Oasis, And One, gramon, yaoi—calling themselves a “blur yapper” in “this week's personality: blur yapper” and joking about having a “PHD in yaoi” in “TENHO PHD EM YAOI!!!!”, which is very Ravenclaw-coded hyperfixation. They’re also self-analytical and curious about their own mind, openly crowdsourcing diagnoses in “abrindo as apostas de neurodivergencia aqui vocês acham q eu sou autista, tdah, superdotado ou algum combo”. While they have Hufflepuff-ish loyalty to friends and fandoms, the dominant traits are wit, obsessive learning about their interests, and a highly creative inner world—hallmarks of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Girls & Boys - Blur
The best song for fini is “Girls & Boys” by Blur, because it meshes their chaotic, witty energy with their Britpop obsession and queer-coded vibe. They literally describe themselves as a Blur yapping addict, saying things like “this week's personality: blur yapper” and “escutando blur aq acho q virou vício”. The song’s playful, messy, nightlife and relationship themes fit their dramatic, oversharing style—see “liking britpop in the big 26 is crazy bc wdym my life depends on a bunch of guys in their 50s why can't i like young ppl fuck my stupid baka life....”. Their he/they pronouns and fondness for yaoi and queer jokes, like “TENHO PHD EM YAOI!!!!” and “as melhores amizades da sua vida serão homens q vão ler yaoi com você...”, match the song’s fluid, tongue-in-cheek approach to desire and gender. The upbeat, danceable feel also suits someone who goes to vinyl fairs, beaches, and studios while constantly posting things like “im feeling supersonic” and “COFFEE & TV STARTED PLAYING AT THE STUDIO AS SOON AS I ENTERED”. Overall, Girls & Boys captures both their music taste and the fun, chaotic way they move through life.
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