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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re a smart, emotionally intense teen girl who overthinks things and is very self-reflective, as shown when they say “Maybe I'm being too harsh on my nanny/maid, I'll try to look back on it without framing me as the victim everytime.” They have strong, sometimes shifting political and identity views, openly reflecting on their past beliefs in “I've been an EDGY FASCIST KID... Looking back, it's wild, right?”, which fits Lisa’s ideological searching and growth. Their niche fixations on F1, Pokémon, and specific music/games—like “I'm going to gatekeep Monochrome, F1... because I ain't giving out my interests to these people.”—resemble Lisa’s intense niche passions (jazz, politics, ecology) that others around her don’t always share. The visible vulnerability around mental health and self-harm, as in “Everyone around me makes fun of my sh or either takes it too seriously oh my Arceus....”, also mirrors Lisa’s frequent feelings of isolation and being misunderstood. Overall, they read as a sharp, sensitive, slightly world-weary teen girl trying to figure herself out in a world that often doesn’t quite get her, which is very Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: a lot of their enjoyment is solitary or online-parasocial (playing Pokémon/FNF, F1 watching, niche fandoms), and they explicitly keep interests to themself, e.g. “I'm going to gatekeep Monochrome,F1,Homicide(Perdition),Pokepasta…because I ain't giving out my interests to these people.”, showing a preference for a small, curated audience over broad social engagement. Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they dramatize feelings and situations in metaphorical or exaggerated ways (“Life is lifeslop.”, “God giving me another chance to make my life better.”) and strongly connect to a very existential novel in their bio (“I relate to No Longer Human”), which is typical of N-style abstraction and meaning-seeking rather than concrete, sensory description. They are distinctly Feeling-oriented: they center inner states and relational ethics more than logic, as in “Maybe I'm being too harsh on my nanny/maid,I'll try to look back on it without framing me as the victim everytime.” and the vulnerable admission about self-harm being mocked (“Everyone around me makes fun of my sh or either takes it too seriously oh my Arceus....”). Their identity tweets show intense value-based searching and emotional re-evaluation (“I've been an EDGY FASCIST KID…I've been a STRAIGHT ALLY TRANS GUY. Looking back,it's wild,right?”), which matches Fi-heavy INFP exploration. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than Judging: they procrastinate and go with the flow (“Today I did not attend school because I feel 'sick'…Why am I playing my phone all day now lol.”), are emotionally impulsive about games ending (“Why am I breaking down over a Pokemon game.”), and speak in spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness bursts rather than structured plans, all of which align best with an INFP profile.

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14 • cis girl • mixed 🇮🇩/🇨🇳 • F1 nerd (Vettelheim resident) & Pokémon/FNF enjoyer • once mourned a game EOS harder than a breakup– @fyodoo14

Your signature cocktail
The lychee soda with lemon is bubbly and a little chaotic, like staying home from school to play on your phone while still calling it feeling “sick” in “Today I did not attend school because I feel 'sick',yes,I do feel sick,but...Why am I playing my phone all day now lol.”. A sharp espresso shot represents the intensity and fixation on interests like F1 and Pokémon Masters EX, from “I am a resident of Vettelheim.” to the emotional spiral over EOS in “Why am I breaking down over a Pokemon game.”. The red grenadine drizzle is for Ferrari red and your Seb/Daniel brainrot, echoing “Ferrari driver Red,do we see my vision?” and “Sebastian Vettel. That's the tweet.”. Dark chocolate bitters nod to the heavier, introspective side and self-harm mentions in “Everyone around me makes fun of my sh or either takes it too seriously oh my Arceus....” and the self-reflection on identity in “I've been an EDGY FASCIST KID I've been a HOMO/TRANSPHOBE I've been a BISEXUAL...”. Finally, a splash of watermelon juice keeps it unmistakably you—sweet, bright, and still a kid who loves their favorite fruit, matching “useless facts about me? ... fav fruit:watermelon!” while the overall fizzy chaos mirrors blasting “peak fnf slop” in “Destroying my ears listening to peak.”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a strong blend of introspection, niche interests, and creative thinking that fits Ravenclaw best. They obsessively track and analyze a game shutdown with timed countdown posts like “10 minutes before @PokemonMasters EOS in my country.” and “1 minute before @PokemonMasters EOS in my country...”, which suggests a reflective and slightly analytical temperament rather than purely emotional impulsiveness. They show curiosity about how their own mind works, asking things like “Does stimming actually help you improve your attention span?” and reflecting on their past identity shifts in “Looking back, it's wild, right?”, which signals self‑analysis and a desire to understand complex topics. Their interests skew toward somewhat niche, often intellectually dense fandoms—Detective Conan, F1 history takes like “Multi 21 is not a robbery tbh, Vettel was faster, of course he won the race.”, and specific music/game discourse—more about ideas and media analysis than about status or belonging. Even socially, they "gatekeep" their special interests from classmates in “let me keep my niche…songs niche.”, which fits a Ravenclaw tendency to treat knowledge and taste as a personal, treasured domain. While they have emotional moments and loyalty to friends, the dominant throughline is thoughtful, introspective, and media‑nerdy—classic Ravenclaw energy rather than Gryffindor boldness, Hufflepuff warmth, or Slytherin ambition.

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A dramatic, emotional rock anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits them well because it balances melodrama, nostalgia, and humor in the same way their timeline does. They openly talk about feeling low or "lifeslop" while still joking around, like in “Life is lifeslop.” and “Dirty tissues on the bed like the disgusting living being I am.”. The song’s themes of growing up, identity shifts, and trying to carry on mirror how they describe their changing labels and beliefs in “I've been an EDGY FASCIST KID...I've been a STRAIGHT ALLY TRANS GUY. Looking back,it's wild,right?”. There’s also that intense attachment to media and endings—like breaking down over a game in “Why am I breaking down over a Pokemon game.”—which echoes the song’s sense of loss and clinging to meaningful moments. Finally, their love of dramatic, slightly over-the-top fandom passions in F1, Pokémon, and FNF, such as “DESTROYING my ears listening to peak.”, fits perfectly with the song’s theatrical, cathartic energy.

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