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Your Simpsons character
This user reads as a very online, emotionally intense nerd with strong opinions, which fits Lisa Simpson best. They’re passionate and analytical about media, dissecting story and character choices in series like One Piece and Bungou Stray Dogs, e.g. complaining about narrative treatment in “porra eu me mordo de ódio que o ace, um personagem tão amaldiçoado pela narrativa...” and “wtf is going on with the bungou stray dogs story seriously”. Like Lisa, they’re morally and politically opinionated, openly critical of AI and tech bros in “what the actual fuck is why is grok generating pics of children feet in EVERY single reply...”, “rezo todo dia pelo fim de toda ia e mounjaro do mundo”, and “o elon musk precisa ser kirkado imediatamente”. Their mix of fandom obsession and slightly jaded intelligence shows in lines like “when the ship is lacking so much content on ao3 it gets you to start writing fanfic 💔” and “eu tô achando tão divertido escrever fanfic pq eu posso simplesmente fazer o que eu quero ler ???”. Even their self-aware, depressive humor around meds in “being on antidepressants” and intense media hyperfixations align with Lisa’s combination of sensitivity, idealism, and overthinking rather than the more chaotic energy of Bart or the obliviousness of Homer.

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They read overall as more introverted: their timeline centers on fandom, figures, writing fanfic and watching shows rather than real‑life socializing, and they often describe solitary activities like “when the ship is lacking so much content on ao3 it gets you to start writing fanfic 💔” and “eu tô achando tão divertido escrever fanfic pq eu posso simplesmente fazer o que eu quero ler ???”. Their interests and comments lean strongly toward intuition: they make metaphorical/interpretive connections such as “slow dancing in the dark do joji é obviamente eros e psyche” and “‘the man who can’t be moved’ e ‘dormi na praça’ cinematic parallels”, focusing on themes instead of concrete facts. The way they judge characters and media is clearly feeling‑based: they rant about Ace’s treatment in emotional, value‑laden terms like “um personagem tão amaldiçoado pela narrativa… teve que ter a morte usada como plot device… vai tomar no cu” and dwell on devotion and love in quotes such as “he always loved luffy so much”. Their tone is candid and sometimes blunt but grounded more in moral/emotional reactions than detached logic, e.g. “rezo todo dia pelo fim de toda ia e mounjaro do mundo” and their disgust at AI art in “why do you need ai to generate a picture of luffy bruh”. Finally, they come across as perceiving rather than highly structured: they complain about disorganization and tech hassles like “essa bosta de olx n envia o codigo de confirmacao nao eh”, impulse‑buy merch (“COMPREI O LUFFY DA CHIBIARTS NA OLX MENOS 350 REAIS PQP”), and dive into hyperfixations and ships in a spontaneous, go‑with‑the‑flow way rather than talking about schedules or long‑term plans, which together fits INFP best.

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2004 • BR • draws, overthinks One Piece & BSD plots, writes fanfic when AO3 fails me. Once spent days fighting OLX just to buy a tiny Luffy.– @fyolayuri

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Spiced dark rum is the fiery core, for someone who tweets that Ace has never looked "so angry and hot" and begs Oda to "please oda bring him back i don’t care if it’s retcon" “i fear ace has never looked as sexy as he did in this exact scene here right… hes so angry and hot godddd” “please oda bring him back i don’t care if it’s retcon”. Blood orange juice adds drama and angst, perfect for someone who says "porra eu me mordo de ódio" about Ace’s death being used as plot device “porra eu me mordo de ódio que o ace, um personagem tão amaldiçoado pela narrativa…”. An espresso shot captures their chaotic, hyper-online energy as they yell "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" and "wtf is going on with the bungou stray dogs story seriously" “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT” “wtf is going on with the bungou stray dogs story seriously”. Grapefruit tonic keeps it sharp and a bit bitter, like their ruthless ship opinions and desire to "matar esse fandom" and "wrap it up" when fandom discourse goes off the rails “matem esse fandom” “21 de dezembro e lançaram o pior tweet do ano wrap it up”. The smoked chili salt rim is the final feral touch: a nod to their horny, unfiltered takes on characters "walking around with that shirt open. SLUT." and the willingness to buy "luffy’s ass up figure" without shame “he has no reason at all to be walking around with that shirt open. SLUT.” “i’d totally buy luffy’s ass up figure”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is driven by intensity, bluntness, and a tendency to loudly take stands, which leans strongly Gryffindor. They routinely go on passionate rants, like when they complain that Ace’s death was used just to boost Sabo’s relevance in One Piece: “teve que ter a morte usada como plot device pro INSUPORTÁVEL do sabo ser importante nas sagas finais vai tomar no cu”, showing a very moralistic, justice-oriented outrage. They’re quick to express disgust or call for drastic action in exaggerated, confrontational ways, e.g. “matem esse fandom” and “rezo todo dia pelo fim de toda ia e mounjaro do mundo”, which indicates impulsive, hot‑blooded reactions rather than detached analysis. There’s also a protective, ride-or-die streak for their faves and ships, like their emotional defense of Ace and annoyance at AI art replacements in fandom (“why do you need ai to generate a picture of luffy bruh”), fitting the fiercely loyal, values-driven core of Gryffindor. While they show some wit and creativity (writing fanfic, making humorous comparisons), the dominant traits are boldness, emotional intensity, and a readiness to fight over what they think is right—classic Gryffindor energy.

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The best-fitting song is Fire on Fire because they explicitly map it onto their core comfort characters and ship: “fire on fire do sam smith meio que foi escrita pelo ace pro luffy né”. Their timeline is saturated with emotional, sometimes feral devotion to Ace and Luffy, like “he always loved luffy so much” and “and when he told ivankov he would rather die than not being able to save ace”, which mirrors the song’s themes of intense, doomed love. They’re drawn to tragic narratives and ‘cursed’ characters, as seen in “porra eu me mordo de ódio que o ace, um personagem tão amaldiçoado pela narrativa…”, making the song’s dramatic, self-destructive romanticism a perfect match. Even outside that, they gravitate toward high-emotion media and ships, from One Piece to fanfic and live actions, so a sweeping, melodramatic ballad like Fire on Fire suits both their tastes and their online persona.

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