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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted: He builds decades-long headcanons and family lore like 'Llevan unos 50 años juntos y unos 40 de casados :33', showing deep loyalty and emotional investment.
- Creative: He makes art, crocheted items and commissions ('Comision de 5mil pesos arg'), posts drawings and chibis, and constantly invents scenes for his ship.
- Transparent: He openly discusses mental-health struggles and asks his followers about sensitive posts ('¿ustedes me bloquearían ...?'), demonstrating candidness.
- Entrepreneurial: He runs commissions and celebrates sales ('gracias @sonyosoul por confiar en mi!'), signaling hustle and small-business sense.
- Playful: He uses cheeky humor and dramatic lines like 'Si me clavan el visto, me suicido' and 'más abiertas que el ojete de tu vieja', keeping tone lively and mischievous.
Weaknesses:
- Anxious: Hyperbolic threats about being left on read ('SI ME CLAVAN EL VISTO, ME SUICIDO') indicate emotional reactivity and anxiety around social feedback.
- Oversharing: He publicly discusses very personal struggles and sensitive imagery ('cuando me cortaba'), which can be risky for online wellbeing.
- Clingy: Constantly seeking affection and reassurance — 'Estoy re enfermo, quiero besitos sanadores de Yoshinobu' — can come off as overly dependent.
- Boundaries: Very intimate ship content (family, kids, living arrangements) can blur lines between fiction and real relationships, which may create interpersonal friction.
- Impulsive: Frequent dramatic posts and strong language ('hijos de puta', quick emotional swings) suggest impulsive posting without pause.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is awkward, devoted, tender-hearted, and prone to dramatic, teenage declarations — traits that map well to Roy's sweet-but-clingy fandom energy. Roy's constant emotional investment in a relationship, his naivety at times, and his need for reassurance ('SI ME CLAVAN EL VISTO, ME SUICIDO') mirror Milhouse's clingy, youthful personality. Like Milhouse, Roy is lovable, a bit dramatic, and very much a kid at heart who thrives on affection and approval.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Roy reads like an ENFP: extraverted and expressive (he posts selfies, runs side accounts and asks '¿me siguen?' and 'MUTIS, QUIEN SE SABOREA A MI ESPOSO??'), intuitive and imaginative (he invents decades of relationship lore: 'Llevan unos 50 años juntos y unos 40 de casados :33'), feeling-driven and empathetic (he confesses 'Yoshinobu a estado conmigo hasta cuando me cortaba' and asks followers about sensitive content), and perceiving in his loose, spontaneous posting style and flexible content (frequent commissions, sudden dramatic tweets like 'SI ME CLAVAN EL VISTO, ME SUICIDO'). Those tweets show creativity, emotional openness, and an energetic, improvisational online presence characteristic of ENFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a plushie? Because I'd hug you for 1.40 meters and never let go.
- If kisses were commissions, I'd tip extra just to get a 'besito sanador' from you.
- Call me an art buyer — because I'll pay 5k just for a piece that features you smiling.
- You like tempura and I like waffles with ice cream — sounds like the perfect date menu, wanna test it? 🥹
- I don't need a side account to follow you — but I'll make one if it gets me closer to your DMs.
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Your new Twitter bio
Roy — 17 (Dec) | artist & commission open ✨ | crochet, dinosaurs & marine life fan 🦕🧶🐟 | Gakuganji Yoshinobu stan — 'Yoshroy' husband IRL (soft boy energy) | commissions & plush obsession — DMs open– @fzombiecannibal
Your signature cocktail
Roy's Plush Float
The 'Roy's Plush Float' balances sweet and slightly savory notes — inspired by 'Yoshinobu le gusta el tempura y a Roy me gusta los helados con wafle' — pairing vanilla ice cream (his waffle-ice-cream love) with a Japanese tea base (yuzu/matcha nod to tempura/Japanese cuisine). The marshmallow plush garnish and float form evoke his giant stuffed animals ('peluche ... mide 1.40') and overall soft aesthetic, while a little yuzu gives that fandom-quirky zing.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Roy fits Hufflepuff because of his loyalty, warmth, and emphasis on caring relationships: he repeatedly builds a life around his partner ('relationship : Esposos', 'Llevan unos 50 años juntos y unos 40 de casados :33') and says that Yoshinobu helped him during hard times ('Yoshinobu a estado conmigo hasta cuando me cortaba'). He values kindness over glory and prefers steady comfort (huge plush, domestic routines) rather than seeking status. His community-mindedness — selling commissions and keeping side accounts to interact with fans — also matches Hufflepuff's steady, humble work ethic.
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Fix You - Coldplay
The song's themes of comfort, emotional healing, and being there through dark times resonate strongly with Roy's words: he asks for 'besitos sanadores de Yoshinobu' and credits his ship with helping him during self-harm episodes ('Yoshinobu a estado conmigo hasta cuando me cortaba'). 'Fix You' is tender, consoling, and a bit melodramatic — a perfect sonic backdrop for Roy's devotion and need for emotional solace.
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