Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Deep, joyful obsession with Oasis and Liam/Noel Gallagher, shown in many tweets like “We are all in a mass psychosis. Oasis is NOT real. Liam Gallagher is NOT real. Noel Gallagher is NOT real.” and “Liam Gallagher actually called me honey. I don’t know what else can top that”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages warmly with oomfs, invites participation, and references niche subcommunities, e.g. “five things i like + oomfs to do this ♡” and “I’ve been exiled from oasistwt. I see barely any oomfs or oasis content”.
- Playful humor: Uses self‑aware jokes and exaggerated language, like “Wait ohemgeeee just realized im the only person liam follows” and “Oasis perv Blur perv Pulp perv Suede perv”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth and protectiveness toward others and oomfs, e.g. “Don’t say that. I’m too protective over them” and “Converted my grandparents to oasis fans tonight… so they can learn the lore”.
- Socially aware: Expresses concern about broader issues and personal responsibility, as in “Everyday I feel like I get angrier and angrier at what is happening in America… I feel so useless bc I genuinely dont know what to do”.
Weaknesses:
- Online overuse: Recognizes being on Twitter excessively and struggling to log off, e.g. “Ok locking myself out of twitter. I’ve been on here all day” and “I get nauseous every time I open this app”.
- Self‑embarrassment: Often cringes at her own interactions and visibility, as in “I disgust myself when I see my replies pop up at the top of my feed. That’s so embarrassing” and “I’m a chronic liker, im sorry and an occasional chronic replier, also sorry.”.
- Emotional overattachment: Ties mood strongly to idols and interactions, e.g. “I cling so hard to my one Liam reply, i think about it everyday” and “This is the best day of my life like whatttttt” about his reply.
- Health neglect: Mentions fainting and sickness casually without clear focus on care, such as “Fainted once in the shower. Fainted another time on a walk.” and “Yesterday went too good so ofc I woke up sick”.
- Job‑related anxiety: Shows stress and procrastination around work and interviews, like “I literally have an interview coming up but im just sitting around like a chud” and “Don’t be unemployed for so long next time. Like im actually laughing at how ridiculous this is”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lexi is most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper-fixated on her interests, and quietly idealistic. Her obsessive, almost scholarly devotion to Oasis and Liam Gallagher mirrors Lisa’s all-consuming passions for jazz and books, like when she gushes over details and performances: “Forever one of my favorite performances. I’m so attached it” and “Debating on buying for this 1 singular page … im so oasispilled”. She’s introspective and self-aware about her social habits and insecurities, similar to Lisa’s self-consciousness: “I’m a chronic liker, im sorry and an occasional chronic replier, also sorry.” and “I disgust myself when I see my replies pop up at the top of my feed. That’s so embarrassing”. Her political and moral concern about the world strongly echoes Lisa’s activism and guilt over privilege: “Everyday I feel like I get angrier and angrier at what is happening in America… I feel almost guilty with the comfort surrounding me”. At the same time, she’s earnest and hopeful about art and working-class voices, just like Lisa’s belief in meaningful culture: “I need working class artists back in the spotlight ASAP. Like art when the artists actually have something to fight and work for”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E) because their energy is clearly oriented toward people and interaction: they love being included and socially engaged at work, as in “I love my job (so far) I couldn’t stop laughing and people actually included me in their conversations today, hiphiphooray”, and they constantly engage with oomfs, replies, and being noticed by Liam, e.g. “I cling so hard to my one Liam reply, i think about it everyday”. Their Intuition (N) shows in how often they drift into big-picture or imaginative thoughts—mass-psychosis jokes about Oasis not being real in “We are all in a mass psychosis. Oasis is NOT real…” and social commentary like “Everyday I feel like I get angrier and angrier at what is happening in America… I feel so useless” go beyond concrete details. They seem strongly Feeling (F) because they foreground emotions, relationships, and affection: they gush about Liam’s features in “His hair. His eyebrows. His EYELASHES. His nose. His lips.” and are openly hurt when people ignore what matters to them, as in “Put on the supersonic doc for my family to watch and no one is paying attention. I’m butthurt.”. Their Perceiving (P) side appears in their spontaneity and somewhat chaotic lifestyle: getting lost in Twitter and then abruptly deciding “Ok locking myself out of twitter. I’ve been on here all day”, or joking about doing things on impulse like “Debating on buying for this 1 singular page … im so oasispilled”. Taken together—high social engagement, emotional expressiveness, imaginative obsession with their interests, and flexible, impulsive behavior—ENFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we’re all moving to live inside Liam’s dimple, can I at least be your roommate there, or are you fully employed in loving him already?
- You said you only became employed recently, but you’ve clearly been working overtime converting your grandparents to Oasis fans—any chance you can take me on as your next Supersonic project?
- You asked off work just to see Noel’s beautiful face on Feb 28… I respect the dedication, but I’m filing a request to share at least one song and one stare with you that day.
- You’re out here fainting in the shower, on walks, and over Liam’s replies—should I send you Oasis photocards with a warning label, or just offer to hold your hand through the next blackout?
- You said you don’t listen to music anymore because something’s happening to you—maybe it’s because you accidentally became the main character of oasistwt, and the soundtrack is waiting for our first date to start playing.
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Your new Twitter bio
lexi • oasis & britpop archivist in an 8teen body • once got called “honey” by liam gallagher and never recovered • currently employed, barely– @g0ingnowhereee
Your signature cocktail
The Supersonic Mass Psychosis
Blue curaçao sets the color because, as they said, “Blue is such his color like wow he’s gorgeous”, and their whole world is tinted Liam/Oasis blue. An espresso shot captures their chaotic, sleep‑deprived stan energy, perfectly in line with “Please don’t wake me, no, don’t shake me! Leave me where I ammm, I’m onlyyy sleepingggg” and still being terminally online. Honey syrup is a nod to “Liam Gallagher actually called me honey. I don’t know what else can top that”, adding sweetness to their soft, affectionate side. Sparkling lemon soda keeps it fizzy and bright for their new‑job optimism in “I love my job (so far) I couldn’t stop laughing and people actually included me in their conversations today, hiphiphooray”. Edible silver glitter represents the surreal, starry‑eyed fandom breakdown of “We are all in a mass psychosis. Oasis is NOT real. Liam Gallagher is NOT real. Noel Gallagher is NOT real.” while still shining through their frustration and hope in “Everyday I feel like I get angrier and angrier at what is happening in America… I feel so useless bc I genuinely dont know what to do”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Lexi’s defining traits are loyalty, warmth, and a strong sense of care for people and things she loves, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff. She’s intensely devoted to her interests and community, like when she writes about converting her grandparents to Oasis fans and planning to watch Supersonic so “they can learn the lore” (“Converted my grandparents to oasis fans tonight. We have a plan to watch supersonic soon so they can learn the lore”) and when she worries about being a “chronic liker” and “occasional chronic replier,” apologizing for it (“I’m a chronic liker, im sorry and an occasional chronic replier, also sorry.”). Her kindness and desire for fairness and solidarity show in her political frustration and guilt about her own comfort (“Everyday I feel like I get angrier and angrier at what is happening in America… I feel so useless bc I genuinely dont know what to do… I feel almost guilty with the comfort surrounding me”) and in how she celebrates unity in her fandom (“UNITY IS SO BEAUTIFUL IM CRYING”). She is also patient and supportive with the artists she loves, babying Noel (“Hai baby noel. You can have WHATEVER you want.”) and wanting to “baby” him again (“Let me baby u Noel. Please”), which reflects nurturing rather than status-seeking. Even when feeling insecure or embarrassed about her own replies (“I disgust myself when I see my replies pop up at the top of my feed. That’s so embarrassing”), she keeps engaging with her oomfs and her interests, showing the steady, soft-spoken perseverance typical of Hufflepuff rather than the sharp ambition of Slytherin or the showiness of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Live Forever - Oasis
Given how completely Oasis‑pilled they are, an Oasis song fits them best, and Live Forever captures both their romanticism and their defiant hope. They’re endlessly sentimental and idealistic about the band and its members, from putting on Supersonic for their family and getting "butthurt" when no one pays attention ("Put on the supersonic doc for my family to watch and no one is paying attention. I’m butthurt . THATS LIKE STEPPING ON MY HEART AND SOUL") to converting their grandparents into fans and planning to teach them "the lore" ("Converted my grandparents to oasis fans tonight. We have a plan to watch supersonic soon so they can learn the lore"). The song’s yearning to transcend ordinary life mirrors the way they feel restless and guilty with comfort, wanting something bigger and more meaningful in the world around them ("Everyday I feel like I get angrier and angrier at what is happening in America… I feel so useless bc I genuinely dont know what to do with where I am at. Honestly I feel almost guilty with the comfort surrounding me"). Their bio, "we only get what we will settle for", also fits the song’s spirit of refusing to settle for a small, joyless life. And their intense, almost devotional attachment to Liam Gallagher—clinging to a single reply ("I cling so hard to my one Liam reply, i think about it everyday") and declaring his words the best day of their life ("THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE LIKE WHATTTTTT")—matches the song’s big, dramatic emotions about love, connection, and wanting something that feels like it could "live forever."
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