Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes his own patterns, like in “I like to delude myself thinking that I’d voluntarily choose to recover. But realistically I know I’ll still be stuck counting calories…”.
- Hardworking: Shows drive about school and weight goals, as in “locked the fuck in for when it comes to losing the weight I have. And school work. Really gotta do good this semester”.
- Emotionally-honest: Openly shares mental health struggles, e.g. “Having primarily online friends… it feels. Harrowing. Because no one can see. No one knows. Like I’m screaming for help because I’m not. Doing good.”.
- Support-seeking: Asks others about their experiences and advice, like “Edtwt do you guys count the full calories of something even if you don’t finish it ?”.
- Goal-oriented: Regularly tracks progress and sets targets, e.g. “Gonna try to get 10k steps in tomorrow with walking between classes and work” and “I’ve lost 🥳”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Repeated extreme restriction, fixation on calories, and c/s behaviors, such as “order pizza to c/s because I’m craving the taste” and “chewing and spitting but it’s like. I am trying so hard to keep myself from swallowing”.
- Body-obsession: Strong preoccupation with weight and appearance, like “I can’t wait until I lose weight and my bones are visible” and “I hope I loose my hips and moobs lol”.
- Self-loathing: Uses harsh language toward himself, e.g. “I’m a miserable person and I hope that comes across in my posts” and “I feel like a fatass eating ts”.
- Social-isolation: Notes that his situation lets him hide his ED, as in “Having primarily online friends + living in a dorm by myself lets me. Get away with so much in terms of my ed… no one can see. No one knows.”.
- Mental-health-strain: Shows ongoing depression and fatigue affecting functioning, e.g. “I think I’m fr depressed again” and “I need t get out of bed and get chores done but I get so fatigued and lightheaded everytime I sit up”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, because like Lisa, this user is intelligent, introspective, and constantly overthinking everything, especially their own body and future. They’re a psych student and very self-analytical, openly reflecting on their mental health and long-term patterns, as in “I like to delude myself thinking that I’d voluntarily choose to recover. But realistically I know I’ll still be stuck counting calories… Which. Is fucked up and sad”. Lisa’s mix of ambition and depression shows up here too: the user is “locked the fuck in” about school and weight loss despite feeling miserable, seen in “Depression aside. I’m locked the fuck in for when it comes to losing the weight I have. And school work. Really gotta do good this semester”. Like Lisa’s sense of isolation, they describe feeling unseen and unheard in their struggle: “Having primarily online friends + living in a dorm by myself lets me. Get away with so much in terms of my ed… Like I’m screaming for help because I’m not. Doing good.”. Even their dark self-awareness and emotional intensity — e.g. “I’m a miserable person and I hope that comes across in my posts” — fits Lisa’s tendency to be both painfully honest and painfully self-critical.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert (I): they emphasize online over in-person connection and isolation, e.g. “Having primarily online friends + living in a dorm by myself lets me. Get away with so much in terms of my ed. But it feels. Harrowing. Because no one can see.” and describe themselves as “miserable” and internal, rather than energized by social events, in “I’m a miserable person and I hope that comes across in my posts”. Their focus on inner experience, identity, and meaning over raw facts suggests intuition (N); they often frame things in a conceptual or self-reflective way, like “I like to delude myself thinking that I’d voluntarily choose to recover. But realistically I know I’ll still be stuck counting calories… Which. Is fucked up and sad”, and muse about past online communities in “It genuinely felt like such a safe place compared to here. I miss you…. Where are you……..”. They lean strongly toward feeling (F): their decisions and self-talk are driven by emotion, self-worth, and relationships rather than impersonal logic, as seen in “I’m a miserable person and I hope that comes across in my posts” and “Having primarily online friends… Like I’m screaming for help because I’m not. Doing good.”. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than judging: their life looks fluid, impulsive, and reactive—debating quitting their job in “I might quit my job because it’s killing my free time and focus on school”, late-night gym in “Gym at 1am 😋”, and constantly adjusting food/exercise rather than following a strict long-term plan, like “I need to figure out a good cal limit that won’t kill my brain during the week”. Taken together—introspective, value-driven, emotionally expressive, and somewhat unstructured—they most closely resemble INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘locked the fuck in’ for weight loss and school, can I apply to be your third focus? I promise I’ll support your GPA, your CW, and your need for Starbucks matcha in one convenient boyfriend package.
- You’re relearning your first language from the alphabet up, but I think we should start with just one letter: G. I’ll handle the rest of the vocabulary as long as it includes ‘date,’ ‘movie night,’ and ‘cologne that smells so good up close.’
- You count every calorie, every step, every gram on that kitchen scale… but have you calculated the odds of us splitting a Walmart cheesecake while I reassure you it’s okay not to know the exact macros if you know I’m obsessed with you?
- You said living alone in a dorm lets you ‘get away with so much’ with your ED and that no one can see you’re not doing good. Consider this an RA check-in from a guy who’d absolutely notice, sit on your floor with a half-frozen yogurt drink, and make sure you don’t feel invisible again.
- You’re aiming for 10k steps between classes and work, gym at 1am, trip pants drama, and asthma on top of it—so when are you scheduling our shared apartment fantasy? I’ll even let your best friend’s boyfriend worry; I’m just here trying to be the low‑cal, high‑comfort option in your life.
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G | 22 | psych student decoding brains by day, overanalyzing calories by night. Once cracked my nose on a bed frame and still made it to class.– @g3ocal
Your signature cocktail
The Locked-In Liquid Calories
This cocktail starts with cold brew + vanilla protein as a nod to their love-hate relationship with liquid calories, inspired by “I like liquid cals but this is actually so ass. A small bottle of coffee was as much as my breakfast 💀”. A sharp matcha-infused vodka shot reflects their late-night grind and caffeine-fueled focus, echoing “Gym at 1am 😋” and “Starbucks matcha so much better than dunkin matcha”. The low-sugar lime soda with a slight ‘rubber’ note channels their edtwt dark humor and that oddly specific sensory complaint from “I have never experienced ana taste in a zero sugar drink before… This shit tastes like rubber.”. On top, a cheesecake cream foam captures the anxiety of comfort food and counting, drawn from “My parents brought me slices of cheese cake. But it’s the Walmart cheese cake and I don’t know. How many calories it is.”. Finally, a dusting of chili-cocoa powder represents the mix of pain and determination behind “Depression aside. I’m locked the fuck in for when it comes to losing the weight I have. And school work.” and the bittersweet wishfulness of “I can’t wait until I lose weight and my bones are visible.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
G consistently shows a strong intellectual and analytical streak that aligns with Ravenclaw. He’s a psych student who openly says he likes psychology and 60s culture, highlighting genuine academic and niche-curiosity driven interests: “⋆˚꩜｡ ✮ G | 22 | he/him ✮ ednos + slurry of cluster b ✮ 17 dnf, I block freely ✮ i like psychology & 60s culture ✮ ifb :) #edtwt #edtwtintro #moothunt #anatwt #shedtwt”. His approach to his eating disorder is highly data- and precision-focused; he gets a kitchen scale to improve accuracy and talks about feeling more comfortable with numbers and measurement: “Now that I have a kitchen scale I feel. So much more. Confortable. Eating prepackaged food. Or even preparing the foods I like. Because it. Gives me something closer to accurate in regards to my calorie counting”. He also rationally evaluates his calorie deficit and expected results, treating his body like a problem to solve: “Realistically. I should be losing with the calorie deficit I’m in now. Especially since I eat under my allotted 1k.”. Even when depressed, he emphasizes academic performance and careful planning for the semester: “Depression aside. I’m locked the fuck in for when it comes to losing the weight I have. And school work. Really gotta do good this semester”. This combination of intellectual interests, careful self-analysis, and planning makes Ravenclaw the best fit over the more emotion- or ambition-driven houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song for G is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, because its themes of self-sabotage, darkness, and feeling haunted by your own mind mirror how he talks about himself and his eating disorder. He openly calls himself miserable and wants that to be visible, saying “I’m a miserable person and I hope that comes across in my posts”, which fits the song’s self-directed eeriness. The track’s push-pull between wanting help and wanting to stay in the dark resonates with posts like “Having primarily online friends + living in a dorm by myself lets me. Get away with so much in terms of my ed… Like I’m screaming for help because I’m not. Doing good”. G’s fixation on control and his body, such as “I can’t wait until I lose weight and my bones are visible” and “I like to delude myself thinking that I’d voluntarily choose to recover”, reflects the song’s anxious repetition and obsession with what’s happening beneath the surface. Even his mix of dark humor and despair—like “I think I’m fr depressed again. That’s fucked up lol”—matches the song’s unsettling yet catchy mood, making it a strong fit for his overall vibe.
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