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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious, smart, and very emotionally intense. Like Lisa, they openly wrestle with meaning and dread, asking things like “Do you ever get filled with existential dread?” and stating “Nestes últimos dias, tenho estado ansiosa, esse é o tweet”. There’s also the sense of feeling overburdened and underappreciated at home, similar to Lisa’s dynamic with her family, in tweets like “Ela esqueceu q quem arrumava a porra da casa inteira por dois anos seguidos... era eu, mas tudo bem”. Their creative and nerdy side (art, RPG, Final Fantasy, hyperfixations on characters like Sephiroth and Alucard) parallels Lisa’s passionate interests and fandom-like devotion, as shown in “One day I'll have so much FF merch y'all will be jealous, trust” and “Eu fazendo oc de final fantasy pq n tem uma soldada primeira classe”. Finally, their loneliness, yearning, and envy around romance—e.g. “O dia do amor alheio é o dia do MEU ódio. ♥” and “Frio do capeta e eu não tenho nenhum homem alto musculoso... pra me esquentar 💔”—fit Lisa’s mix of sensitivity, longing, and occasional bitterness when she feels left out.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they describe their account as strange and personal (“Minha conta é muito estranha e eu acho isso muito incrível”), mention that they'd lock this account if they streamed (“Primeira coisa a se fazer quando eu virar streamer: privar está conta”), and often talk about watching streams, playing games, and drawing rather than going out (“Assistindo Alan pra dormir ♥”, “Oi amigos eu sei desenhar lembrem disso”). Their focus on fantasies, fictional characters, and imagined scenarios points strongly to Intuition: they obsess over Final Fantasy and Alucard (“One day I'll have so much FF merch y'all will be jealous, trust”, “Oq minha vida se resolveria se eu tivesse um namorado que é o alucard em carne e osso”) and describe themselves via dramatic inner states like anxiety and existential dread (“Nestes últimos dias, tenho estado ansiosa, esse é o tweet”, “Existential dreadful experience”). They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking: posts are driven by emotions, yearning, and relational insecurities (“Pq eu sou tão triste”, “Toda vez que sinto ciúmes de uma amiga por ela ter outra amiga eu me sinto o lestat”), and they express hurt over family dynamics and housework not being recognized (“Ela esqueceu q quem arrumava a porra da casa inteira… era eu”). Their lifestyle looks Perceiving rather than Judging: they frequently mention procrastination and going with the flow (“Margitt morreu depois de muita procrastinação”, “When you make a second canvas bcs it's too late to fuck it up”), joke about disorganization and last‑minute reactions (“Que mecanismo, ultimamente tô tweetando e não só republicando... É o fim do mundo...”), and their timeline is driven by mood swings they themselves note (“Será que é nítido que sou bipolar?”). Putting these together—private, fantasy‑oriented, highly emotional, and spontaneous—INFP is the best overall fit.

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Final Fantasy, Elden Ring & RPG brainrot. Illustrator who once beat Margit after ‘much procrastination.’ Anxious, online, occasionally funny. 17+– @G3TCLAWED

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Sephiroth’s Yearning Wing is a dramatic, slightly unhinged mezcal cocktail—strong enough for someone who tweets things like “Frio do capeta e eu não tenho nenhum homem alto musculoso com cabelo que bate na bunda pra me esquentar 💔💔💔💔💔💔” and “If you look like this, DM me ♥”. The smoky mezcal is their intense, chaotic energy and love for dramatic men like Sephiroth and Alucard, echoing “Sephiroth Sephiroth Sephiroth I chant in front of the mirror” and “ALUCARD LOOK ALIKE CONTEST IN MY ROOM TONIGHT!!!”. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark sweetness for the gothic romance vibe and guilty pleasures like “Dialovers is my guilty pleasure”, while espresso cold brew is the anxiety-fueled exhaustion behind “Nestes últimos dias, tenho estado ansiosa, esse é o tweet” and “Eu estou muito cansada, não fisicamente”. The pink cotton-candy syrup is the soft, romantic, slightly dramatic interior that still screams “O dia do amor alheio é o dia do MEU ódio. ♥” and yet celebrates ships with “MY AERTI”. Finally, sea salt and edible silver glitter nod to their tears, poverty jokes, and RPG/FFVII obsession—sparkly but salty, like someone who can tweet “Pobrezamiseral” and then immediately flex, “One day I'll have so much FF merch y'all will be jealous, trust”.

Your Hogwarts House
T shows a very Slytherin blend of ambition, self‑preservation, and sharp, slightly vindictive humor. They repeatedly fantasize about highly specific ideal partners and scenarios, like demanding a tall, muscular, long‑haired man to warm them up in the cold in “Frio do capeta e eu não tenho nenhum homem alto musculoso com cabelo que bate na bunda pra me esquentar 💔💔💔💔💔💔” and hosting an "Alucard look alike contest" in their room in “ALUCARD LOOK ALIKE CONTEST IN MY ROOM TONIGHT!!!”, which shows a clear, almost obsessive focus on getting exactly what they want. Their jealousy and possessiveness over friends and couples has a distinctly Slytherin edge: they admit they can’t stand seeing friends have other friends in “Toda vez que sinto ciúmes de uma amiga por ela ter outra amiga eu me sinto o lestat...” and react to Valentine’s Day with lines like “'meu namorado vai me buscar no serviço' tomara que fure o pneu 💚” and “SE EU VER MAIS UM CASAL NA MINHA FRENTE EU VOU EXPLODIR”. They’re also strategic about their public image, planning to lock down their account if they become a streamer in “Primeira coisa a se fazer quando eu virar streamer: privar está conta” and again in “Se eu fazer live saibam que com toda certeza irei trancar está conta a sete chaves”, which is classic Slytherin self‑preservation and reputation management. Finally, their drive and competitiveness show in art and fandom: they push themselves through anxiety and exhaustion—dumping drafts in “Eu fazendo dumping dos meus rascunhos depois de ficar desaparecido por dias” and obsessively collecting FF merch in “casualmente gasta 200 reais em merch de final fantasy VII”—which reads less like gentle Hufflepuff diligence and more like determined, goal‑oriented Slytherin obsession.

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A song that fits them well is Teen Idle by MARINA, with its mix of yearning, bitterness, and dark humor about growing up and feeling emotionally off-kilter. They joke about jealousy and loneliness in love, like when they say “The day of other people’s love is the day of MY hatred. ♥” and threaten that “if I see one more couple in front of me I’m going to explode”, which mirrors the song’s themes of romantic frustration and outsider feelings. Their recurring existential dread (“Do you ever get filled with existential dread?”; “Existential dreadful experience”) and sadness (“Why am I so sad”) align with the song’s introspective melancholy. At the same time, they’re dramatic and self-aware, from chanting “Sephiroth Sephiroth Sephiroth I chant in front of the mirror” to screaming for an Alucard look-alike contest in their room (“ALUCARD LOOK ALIKE CONTEST IN MY ROOM TONIGHT!!!”), which matches the theatrical, hyper-emotional tone of Teen Idle. The combination of fandom obsession, emotional volatility (“Is it obvious that I'm bipolar? Big question of the week...”), and wry humor about their own misery makes this song a strong match for their vibe.

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