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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Homer Simpson: chaotic, big-hearted, often ridiculous, and ruled by impulse and emotion. Like Homer, this user constantly swings between silliness and genuine care for their 'family', calling Rocket the “Best darn crewmate in the galaxy! Love ya bud!” in “Best darn crewmate in the galaxy! Love ya bud!” and saying “his family is everything to him” in “// his family is everything to him…”. Their over-the-top reactions and self-inflicted chaos mirror Homer’s energy, whether it’s “Drax put popcorn in the engine because the microwave is dead and now it won’t stop sputtering what do I do” in “Drax put popcorn in the engine…” or dramatic thirst like “weather app says 'storm coming'... yeah, I sure hope she does”. The user also leans on humor to cope, admitting “he relies too heavily on humor to lighten the situation, even when it’s uncalled for” in “// he relies too heavily on humor…”, which is very Homer-esque. Underneath all the jokes and chaos, there’s a sincere, sentimental core—seen in their love of music and Walkman in “Always listening to his beloved Walkman” and their excitement over followers in “THANK YOUUUU!! You are all on my 'don’t crash the Milano into this person' list :3”—just like Homer’s hidden depth and devotion to his family.

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They show strong Extravert tendencies: their timeline is full of energetic interactions, constant replies, and bids for attention and engagement, like “I’m so flarking bored somebody do something cool” and celebratory posts such as “I don’t know when the hell I hit 105 followers but THANK YOUUUU!!”. Their interests and language are highly imaginative and idea-focused rather than concrete, pointing to Intuition: they talk about multiverses and variants (“Please tell me there’s a universe where this is real and how many timeline hops it will take to get there”) and conceptual what-ifs like “In most universes, yeah. A thousand times better than that movie universe, I’ll tell you that much”. They clearly prioritize feelings, relationships, and values over detached logic, showing strong Feeling: they emphasize love for their found family (“his family is everything to him. After not belonging anywhere for so long, he would easily give up his life in defense of his beloved Guardians!”), emotional reassurance (“I’m sorry dude :( anything I can do to cheer you up?”), and social causes like “RAAAHHH STAR LORDS AGAINST FASCISM!!”. Their spontaneity, playfulness, and tendency to react in the moment rather than present structured plans strongly suggest Perceiving: they revel in chaotic, improvised situations such as “Drax put popcorn in the engine because the microwave is dead and now it won’t stop sputtering what do I do” and prank-oriented ideas like “Sure would be a shame if someone accidentally left an inconvenient bucket of water propped on the door just outside the bathroom…”. Altogether, the expressive, imaginative, feelings-driven, and spontaneous style best fits ENFP.

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Pilot, mixtape addict & part-time god consultant. Once proved I wasn’t going to hell via divine ruling. Guardians of the Galaxy HR nightmare.– @G4lacticLegend

Your signature cocktail
The Flark It, Let’s Do This Fizz is bold, bright, and a little chaotic—just like Star Lord announcing, “Flark it, let’s do this!”. A base of silver tequila keeps the energy high and reckless, matching his tendency to dive into wild plans and shout things like “WE HAVE TO KILL REED RICHARDS PLEAAAAASE”. The peppermint infusion nods to his love of Earth snacks and nostalgia, echoing “just little earth snacks that remind him of home” and his ever-present Walkman vibes from “Always listening to his beloved Walkman.” Blue curaçao and edible stardust glitter embody his cosmic, bisexual-style swagger and self-confidence from “Star Lord says bisexual rights” and “Everyone go work for my animated lord icon RIGHT NOW! I look LEGENDARY!”. Sparkling yuzu lemonade keeps it sweet, fizzy, and fun, matching his playful, flirty thirst-tweets like “weather app says 'storm coming'... yeah, I sure hope she does” and “Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture represents the emotional sting under his humor, from “he relies too heavily on humor to lighten the situation” to the fierce devotion of “his family is everything to him… he would easily give up his life in defense of his beloved Guardians!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are boldness, a loud moral stance, and a reckless hero complex, all classic Gryffindor markers. They celebrate open resistance to oppression in tweets like “RAAAHHH STAR LORDS AGAINST FASCISM!!” and gleefully call for taking down dangerous figures such as “WE HAVE TO KILL REED RICHARDS PLEAAAAASE”, suggesting a charge‑in‑head‑first approach to perceived injustice. Their devotion to protecting their found family, as shown in “// his family is everything to him. After not belonging anywhere for so long, he would easily give up his life in defense of his beloved Guardians!”, lines up strongly with Gryffindor’s sacrificial bravery. Impulsiveness and a willingness to turn everything into an adventure or a bit, like “Flark it, let’s do this!” and the chaotic popcorn-in-the-engine scenario in “Drax put popcorn in the engine because the microwave is dead and now it won’t stop sputtering what do I do”, show someone who acts first and figures it out later. While there are notes of loyalty and humor that could hint at Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, the dominant pattern is loud courage, dramatic self‑sacrifice, and impulsive heroics—squarely Gryffindor.

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Mr. Blue Sky fits them because it’s upbeat, dorky-optimistic, and cosmic in vibe, just like this variant of Star-Lord who calls himself a “legendary star spirit” in their bio. They’re goofy and high-energy even when tired, like in “Good morning party people! I want to go back to bed so flarking bad.”, which mirrors the song’s sunny mood despite everything. Their deep love for color and aesthetics, such as “Oh great heavens I think I just fell in love with the color blue all over again”, matches the bright, technicolor feeling of Mr. Blue Sky. The song’s hopeful, life-affirming tone also fits someone who’s survived a lot but still jokes through the pain, as hinted in “his family is everything to him. After not belonging anywhere for so long, he would easily give up his life in defense of his beloved Guardians!”. And since this is an Earth-529 Star-Lord who treasures his music, a classic, cinematic-feeling track like Mr. Blue Sky feels exactly like something that would be blasting on his ship while he causes trouble in the stars.

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