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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotional, politically aware, and deeply fannish about the things they love. Like Lisa, they feel things very intensely and channel it into art and music, e.g. their poetic outburst about human emotion with a song link: “QUE VONTADE INSUPORTÁVEL E INCONTROLÁVEL DE CHORAR... DE ONDE VEM TANTA POESIA, QUEM DOTOU A RAÇA HUMANA DE TANTO SENTIMENTO...”. Their passionate, slightly nerdy obsession with BTS and cinema mirrors Lisa’s obsessive love for jazz and books, as seen in tweets like “tô com vontade de chorar pq eu amo muito o BTS tipo assim eu amo muito eles é um amor puro genuíno” and “ASSINEI A MUBI esqueça tudo”. They’re politically sharp and critical of power structures, echoing Lisa’s activism, when they say things like “o que esperar de uma premiação comandada por velhos ricos e brancos né pau no cu deles” and comment on US politics: “tudo de ruim pro estragos unidos, especialmente pro Trump.”. There’s also a Lisa-like mix of social frustration and self-awareness in tweets such as “parece que as pessoas tem orgulho de serem burras vei, vamos começar a ter medo de falar prfv” and their reflection on religion and spiritual alignment: “é por isso que eu nao consigo me conectar com a umbanda, mas sim com o candomblé e a jurema.”. All of this paints a picture of someone bright, sensitive, idealistic, and slightly overwhelmed by feeling—very much in line with Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean strongly Introvert: most tweets revolve around solitary media consumption (films, games, reading) and intense internal emotion rather than social partying, e.g. feeling overwhelmed by love for BTS in a very personal way: “tô com vontade de chorar pq eu amo muito o BTS tipo assim eu amo muito eles é um amor puro genuíno”, and spending New Year’s in a reflective, emotional vibe with music: “na virada vou colocar lover you should've come over e chorar de berrar”. Their fascination with nostalgia, poetry, and symbolism points to Intuition over Sensing; they frequently reflect on time and feelings rather than concrete facts, like defining nostalgia through a music video: “aí vc vai pesquisar no dicionário o significado de nostalgia e tem esse clipe aqui” and asking in their bio, “is it better to speak or to die?”, which is a very abstract, existential question. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: emotions and values drive much of their life—crying over BTS, their cousin’s success, and films; e.g. “não consigo parar de chorar meo nao vejo a hora de comemorar com ela” and “QUE VONTADE INSUPORTÁVEL E INCONTROLÁVEL DE CHORAR... DE ONDE VEM TANTA POESIA”. Their judgments are value-laden and moral rather than detached, as seen when criticizing awards and power structures: “o que esperar de uma premiação comandada por velhos ricos e brancos né pau no cu deles”. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they are spontaneous, driven by mood and impulse (e.g. “vou assinar o Mubi foda se” and only later: “ASSINEI A MUBI esqueça tudo”), struggle with consistency in messaging (“queria parar de responder do nada sem mais nem menos, mas nao consigo dar ghosting”), and often describe themselves as overwhelmed by feelings rather than structured or highly planned. Together, the introspective emotional intensity, idealism, and spontaneous media-driven life fit INFP best.

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Film nerd on MUBI, chronic crier over BTS & Wagner Moura, once binge‑read a script before the premiere. Trying to invest in real banks and real art.– @gaab_fower

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This cocktail is bubbly and a little chaotic, like someone who can go from screaming about concert tickets to crying over how much they love BTS, as seen in “tô com vontade de chorar pq eu amo muito o BTS tipo assim eu amo muito eles é um amor puro genuíno” and “gente eu nao tô bem eu vou no show deles esse ano custe oq custar”. The soju and plum wine bring a soft, sweet K‑pop energy, matching the pure fangirl vibe of “como é maravilhoso ser fangirl, todos os dias agradeço…”. Lavender syrup adds a dreamy, nostalgic note for all the times they miss specific years and eras, like in “eu era mt feliz in 2019 mds” and “volta 2022”. The squeeze of lime keeps it a bit sharp and opinionated, reflecting rants like “parece que as pessoas tem orgulho de serem burras vei, vamos começar a ter medo de falar prfv” and their film snob side in “é óbvio que vc nao gostou do filme/nao entendeu ele, vc nao sai da porra do celular”. A dash of cachaça grounds everything in Brazilian chaos and passion, seen in their political and cultural takes like “tamo fodido demais fi” and Oscar prophecies in “eles vão ganhar todas as indicações eu tô falando eu tô profetizando”. Finally, edible purple glitter pays homage to their BTS heart, their rings and aesthetic flair in “adoro colocar vários anéis nos dedos amo anéis”, and that constant mix of cinema-kid and ARMY sparkle that makes them feel like a little nebula on the timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong core of loyalty and emotional devotion, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff. The way they talk about BTS is deeply consistent and affectionate, like when they say they love the group with a “pure, genuine” love and wonder if others have felt that too: “tô com vontade de chorar pq eu amo muito o BTS tipo assim eu amo muito eles é um amor puro genuíno nao sei se vcs já tiveram isso tbm sabe” and also declare simple happiness and love for them: “tô mt feliz é isso eu te amo BTS”. They’re openly supportive of friends and family, crying with joy over their cousin’s success and celebrating it repeatedly: “mds tô muito feliz minha prima passou em odonto na unicamp mds mds quero chorar de felicidade” and “minha prima passou na USP tbm yeeeeeesssss vambora porraaaaaa 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉”. There is also a gentle, down‑to‑earth kindness in how they describe asking older women at the market for help choosing produce and appreciating that those women “always know” and “love to help”: “eu peço pra uma senhora por perto pq elas sempre sabem das.cosa. e elas adoram ajudar!”. While they clearly enjoy films, learning, and critical thought, their defining traits across many topics are steadfast affection, emotional sincerity, and a strong sense of community and care—hallmarks of a Hufflepuff above all.

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A song that best suits them is “Magic Shop” by BTS, because it captures their intense, emotional bond with the group and the way art and fandom comfort them. They openly describe a pure, almost overwhelming love for BTS, saying “tô com vontade de chorar pq eu amo muito o BTS tipo assim eu amo muito eles é um amor puro genuíno”, which mirrors the song’s message of solace and mutual love between BTS and ARMY. Their timeline is full of emotional highs and lows tied to music and film — from crying over concert news (“MEU DEUS ELES VAO VIR MESMO PRA CÁ MDS EU VPU CHORAR”) to feeling an “uncontrollable urge to cry” while listening to a song (“QUE VONTADE INSUPORTÁVEL E INCONTROLÁVEL DE CHORAR... DE ONDE VEM TANTA POESIA”). Magic Shop is about turning pain and insecurity into comfort through that artist-fan connection, which fits someone who says being a fangirl is wonderful and thanks their younger nerdy self for discovering this universe (“como é maravilhoso ser fangirl, todos os dias agradeço por ter sido uma nerd esquisita”). The introspective and poetic tone of their bio, “is it better to speak or to die?”, also aligns with the song’s gentle encouragement to open up and find healing in shared emotion.

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