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They come across as a highly opinionated, politically aware, and queer-friendly person, which fits Lisa Simpson’s socially conscious, activist vibe. Like Lisa, they criticize oppression and ignorance very explicitly, for example calling out empty leftism without feminist/queer theory in “aquele cara ki se diz revolucionário de esquerda mas nunca abriu um livro de teoria feminista ou Queer na vida dele” and defending trans people in “pessoas trans nao devem passabilidade ou androgenia nenhuma pra vocês”. They show strong moral stances mixed with sarcasm and frustration at injustice, like in their comments on porn and trafficking in “sou contra porque a indústria pornográfica trafica e abusa de mulheres e crianças” and on racism in “voces sao tipo: ' Como eu fui racista?? Eu só insira aqui a definição mais literal possível de racismo '”. Underneath the biting humor, there’s clear vulnerability and depression, similar to Lisa’s recurring melancholy and feeling misunderstood, shown in tweets like “eu queria nunca ter nascido” and “ouvindo meus amigos falarem do futuro e fingindo ki também tenho expectativas e sonhos”. They also combine intellectual interests with niche, slightly pretentious tastes (reading in English, queer media, political takes) much like Lisa’s love of books, ethics, and being the ‘too aware’ one in a world that often frustrates them.

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They lean Extraverted: they constantly reference social dynamics, friends, and online interaction, e.g. joking about selling a concert ticket and inviting DMs in “‼️ amigos estou vendendo um ingresso pro show do My Chemical Romance… quem tiver interesse pode me chamar na dm!!!” and imagining picking up friends or siblings in a flashy car in “imagina numa noite voce me liga pedindo pra eu te buscar no bar E eu chego nessa nave aki…”. Their humor and concerns are strongly Intuitive: they focus on abstract social criticism and queer theory rather than concrete details, like in “alguns de voces são, por definição, LGBTs, mas a forma com a qual vocês pensam eh simplesmente uma replica heterossexual” and “fico pensando as vezes nas coisas ki a comunidade lgbt ja poderia ter conquistado se a gente atacasse homofóbicos e transfobicos tao fervorosamente quanto atacamos uns aos outros”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing values and emotional impact (especially around oppression and empathy) over detached logic, as in “quando eu to conversando com um cara ki tambem eh contra a indústria pornográfia, mas ele eh contra porque pornô causa disfunção erétil e eu sou contra porque a indústria pornográfica trafica e abusa de mulheres e crianças” and “terrivel a maneira ki as pessoas agem em relação as crianças…”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they show spontaneity, scattered planning, and self-deprecating chaos instead of structure, e.g. “to mt mal ki esse site de doacao pras criancas no natal nao tem na minha cidade, alguem sabe de algum site ou campanha ki vale pro brasil todo?” contrasted with their repeated jokes about depression and lack of future planning in “ouvindo meus amigos falarem do futuro e fingindo ki também tenho expectativas e sonhos quando na verdade eu parei de me planejar…”. Strong emotional expressiveness, value-driven rants, queer/political idealism, and chaotic, social humor are all highly consistent with ENFP.

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Queer emo commentator, part-time ENEM menace. Once got mistaken for autistic by an Uber driver in 2 minutes. Surviving horrors with sarcasm & theory.– @gaatosEstupidos

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This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with purple basil, a loud, queer, Brazilian base that nods to their love of being visibly different and their purple aesthetic in tweets like “como eu Durmo todos os dias apos tuitar viadagens Pervertidas o dia todo” and “alguns de voce nao gostam de Roxo de verdade Voces sao todos perfomaticos”. Blood orange juice brings a bright, emo drama and a bit of angst, echoing their mix of nihilism and intensity in “estou passando pelo menos 3 hora por dia pensando no ki eu realmente vou fazer daqui pra frente , considerando ki nós temos provavelmente uns 2 anos no máximo sobrando pra viver”. Blackberry syrup adds sweetness with a dark edge, like the way they wrap loneliness and depression in humor in “me sentindo meio sozinho aki depois de Me afastar de todo mundo ki se importava comigo kk” and “eu lembro ki quando eu era criança eu ODIAVA ganhar roupa de presente… agora eu cheguei a uma nova fase onde eu quero ganhar roupas de novo”. Lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity, representing their biting, political and queer commentary like “fico pensando as vezes nas coisas ki a comunidade lgbt ja poderia ter conquistado se a gente atacasse homofóbicos e transfobicos tao fervorosamente quanto atacamos uns aos outros” and “galera vcs sao particularmente bastante crueis pra quem fica postando 'eu sei ki o amor existe pois meu coracao esta cheio dele'”. A dash of smoked salt finishes it bitter-salty, like their love of chaos and dark humor in “eu queria ki toda vez ki eu bloqueasse alguem no tuiter essa pessoa Morresse na vida real” and “galera bolsonaro esta com câncer :( mandem boas energias pro tumor!”, making the drink strong, a bit toxic, but weirdly comforting—exactly their vibe of “ℒ𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝒾𝓈 ℬ𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁” in “tava muito triste Hoje entao pedi 30 mini salgados e 20 mini churros pra Comer tudo sozinho ℒ𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝒾𝓈 ℬ𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user consistently shows a very Gryffindor mix of moral courage, confrontational edge, and impulsive intensity. They openly call out bigotry and demand more militant focus from their community, e.g. criticizing intra‑LGBT infighting instead of fighting homophobes and transphobes: “fico pensando as vezes nas coisas ki a comunidade lgbt ja poderia ter conquistado se a gente atacasse homofóbicos e transfobicos tao fervorosamente quanto atacamos uns aos outros” and defending trans people’s right to exist without conforming: “vcs precisam começar a aceitar ki pessoas trans nao devem passabilidade ou androgenia nenhuma pra vocês”. Their posts show a readiness to take hard stances and even wish punishment on oppressors, for example celebrating the idea of an actual hell for bad people: “as vezes eu quero muito ki o inferno exista mesmo porque eu desejo muito ver algumas pessoas queimando eternamente”, and openly mocking fascists and right‑wing figures: “eu nao ligo se eu for demitido : charlie kirk mereceu meu nome eh Nikolas Ferreira e eu trabalho na camara dos deputados, tentem me demitir!”. They also show a theatrical, dramatic bravery and willingness to be loudly queer and confrontational in public, as in “TODOS VOCES FIQUEM MAIS GAYS IMEDIATAMENTE BEIJEM A PESSOA MAIS PROXIMA DO MESMO GENERO QUE O SEU IMEDIATAMENTE AGORA AGORA!!!!!” and “eu NAO LIGO se voce ganhou 500 reais pra gastar na shopee de graça, FODASE KI ALGO BOM ACONTECEU COM VOCE, porque DEVERIA TER ACONTECIDO COMIGO”, which fits Gryffindor’s bold, unfiltered temperament more than calculated Slytherin cunning. While they are witty and self‑reflective (a Ravenclaw trait), their defining features are moral indignation, willingness to start fights over justice, and a raw, impulsive way of expressing feelings; that overall profile is most consistent with Gryffindor.

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Alekis has a very darkly humorous, emo-leaning personality that fits Welcome to the Black Parade perfectly. They openly love My Chemical Romance and even sell a ticket to their show, showing clear emotional attachment to the band: “amigos estou vendendo um ingresso pro show do My Chemical Romance”. The song’s themes of surviving trauma and carrying pain with a sarcastic resilience mirror tweets like “as vezes eu me sinto igual um quebra cabeça de 1000 peças ki foi desmontado e logo em seguida montado de novo por uma criança de 3 anos de idade” and “semaninha de bosta ein kkk..”. Their mix of suicidal ideation and grim humor, as in “decidi ki ia me matar aos 18” and “eu queria nunca ter nascido”, parallels the song’s balance between despair and defiant hope. Finally, their love for queer, outsider aesthetics and intense emotions—“eu gosto muito de tudo que é perverso estranho vulgar atipico bizarro” and “eu amo. Pessoas queer 💜🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈”—matches the dramatic, misfit-anthem energy that Welcome to the Black Parade embodies.

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