Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for bands, fandoms, and characters, e.g. multiple excited posts about Panic! / Fall Out Boy / MCR and musicians like Ryan Ross and Pete Wentz: “ANIVERSÁRIO DO RYAN ROSS HJ AMO ELE”
- Loyal friend: Promotes and supports friends’ work, such as boosting a friend’s Wattpad and art: “OII se alguém usar wattpad, dêem uma força pra minha amg, ela é escritora e também desenha!!”
- Socially aware: Criticizes problematic bands and behavior (e.g. MSI being ‘pedo nazi’) and shows concern for politics and ethics: “Fãs do msi tem uma síndrome de perseguição… banda pedo nazi???????????”
- Humorous observer: Uses vivid, self‑aware humor to describe situations and people, like comparing fandom behavior and character designs: “O mcrtwt parece aquela imagem de ver jesus em comida”
- Gender‑aware: Reflects on own pronouns and nonbinary identity and how others address them, showing self‑knowledge: “Tenho amg q me chama por ela/dela… não tenho a mínima coragem de corrigir… Obs: ela não faz por mal”
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses very aggressive phrasing like “vou me matar”, “vsfd”, “tem q explodir lá logo” even for everyday frustrations: “Como pode os EUA ser tão horrível?? Lixo lixo lixo… tem q explodir lá logo”
- Conflict‑avoidant: Avoids correcting friends about important things (name/pronouns), even when it bothers them: “não tenho a mínima coragem de corrigir por causa disso”
- Self‑deprecating: Talks about themself as “burro” and uses extreme expressions about hating their own actions: “uso o ao3 a mais de três ou quatro anos e só aprendi agora pqp eu sou muito burro mesmo”
- Emotional volatility: Expresses intense swings—loving and hating people or things in very strong terms, even joking about death or exploding places: “Fiz meu primeiro Enem e eu ODIEI ME MATEI MESMO PQP”
- Body‑image insecurity: Compares themself negatively to idealized emo/twink aesthetics: “Queria ser um emo twink anos 2000 mas eu sou o contrário disso meu deus q vida triste”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: opinionated, politically aware, artsy, and a bit exhausted with how dumb the world can be. They care about ethics and call out messed‑up stuff, like criticizing the US with “Como pode os EUA ser tão horrível?? Lixo lixo lixo lixo lixo lixo tem q explodir lá logo lixo lixo lixo lixo lixo lixo” and mocking problematic bands and fans in “Fãs do msi tem uma síndrome de perseguição e vitimismo inexplicável, parça, vc tá bravo q tamo criticando sua banda pedo nazi??????????? Tá bom neeee”. Like Lisa and her vegetarianism, they’re openly vegetarian and feel isolated when family turns it into a debate, as in “vieram me encher o saco por ser vegetariano, transformaram isso numa discussão religiosa e política, e ainda tentaram me fazer de louco”. Their trans/nb reflections and discomfort about being misgendered in “Tenho amg q me chama por ela/dela… não tenho a mínima coragem de corrigir por causa disso” echo Lisa’s introspective, identity-focused side. At the same time, they’re deeply nerdy and fandom-obsessed—reading fanfic at 3 a.m. in “Eu era mais feliz quando estudava a noite e podia ler fanfic até às três da manhã”—which fits Lisa’s bookish, obsessive interests, just in a more emo, internet-age way.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they talk about being overwhelmed by social and family situations, like hiding their Instagram from relatives (“Tive q privar a conta no insta pq um parente descobriu KAKAKAKKAKAKAKA VOU ME MATAR”) and feeling much older and more tired than peers at activities (“espiritualmente eu tenho 89 anos e sou sedentário não posso”), which fits someone who needs a lot of personal space despite being very online. Their heavy focus on fandom headcanons, symbolism, and meta (e.g. projecting queer identities onto band members and characters in “Gerard Way é VIADO Frank Iero é BISSEXUAL Ray Toro é DIVA Mikey Way é PASSIVO…” and joking about multiple RPF ships being “real” in “Petekey é real, peterick é real, ryden é real…”) shows a preference for Intuition over concrete, here-and-now details. They clearly prefer Feeling: they center emotions and values, venting about being vegetarian and dragged into religious/political conflict (“vieram me encher o saco por ser vegetariano… e ainda tentaram me fazer de louco”) and expressing deep attachment to comfort characters and musicians (“Ele é tão lindo q me dá vontade de chorar, saudades dele”). Their style is chaotic, spontaneous and unstructured, consistent with Perceiving: they complain about tests and tokens without any sense of long-term planning (“Quero mandar a prova paulista tmnc por conta desse token vsfd”) and repeatedly describe themselves as disorganized or lazy in learning skills (“Hora q eu parar de preguiça e aprender a desenhar VAI TA ACABDO PRA TODO MUNDO”). Putting that together, the combination of intense inner emotional life, idealism (queer/fandom values, hatred of injustice like the US in “Como pode os EUA ser tão horrível?? Lixo lixo lixo lixo lixo lixo…”), and flexible, slightly messy lifestyle aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Pete Wentz is ‘NAO BINARIO’ and Mikey Way is ‘PASSIVO’, where do I apply to be the emo twink of your ‘metas de transição’ pic? I promise I’ll complain about msi with you and worship your Spotify Wrapped in silence.
- You hating Ryan Ross’ teenage face but still wanting enemies-to-lovers with him is so real… but have you considered skipping the enemies part and going straight to lovers with the person who actually remembered you put BEATLES and VIRGÍNIA in your ENEM essay?
- You said you feel like a Victorian man seeing an ankle every time you see Jon—if I roll up my sleeve and show you my wrist while we listen to Fever and Pretty. Odd., do we just get married on the spot or is there a mosh pit proposal first, like when they almost dragged your dad into the PTV roda?
- You survived ENEM, religious fights about you being vegetarian on 02/01, and the horror of people defending a ‘pedo nazi’ band, but can you survive me asking you out to rant about mcrtwt, Naruto’s giant Gaara head, and why Kiba should’ve ended up with Hinata… over a 7 Belo, a cold coxinha and a Guaraná?
- You: ‘I use AO3 for 3–4 years and just learned to filter now’ and ‘when I learn to draw it’s over for everybody.’ Me: already filtering for ‘gaaways/reader’, slow burn, mutual pining; do you want to speedrun the ‘all RPF is real’ agenda and make this ship canon?
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • he/they • vegetarian emo historian of MCR, P!ATD, FOB & Naruto. Survived ENEM, mosh pits with dad, and learning AO3 filters the hard way.– @gaaways
Your signature cocktail
Emo Twink Elixir (Opposite Build)
This drink starts with smoky black tea–infused gin for all the sleepless nights reading fic and obsessing over bands, like when they said “I was happier when I studied at night and could read fanfic until three in the morning”. Sour cherry juice brings the dramatic, almost-crying-over-men energy behind posts such as “He is so beautiful it makes me want to cry, I miss him” and their constant yearning over Ryans, Petes and Jons. A shot of bitter herbal liqueur represents the sharp, ranty side that wants to “explode” the US and drag problematic bands, like in “How can the US be so horrible?? trash trash… it has to explode soon” and “fans of msi have a persecution syndrome… your pedo nazi band???????”. The sparkling guaraná soda is a nod to their Brazilian mosh-pit chaos and dad almost getting swept into the circle, as in “yesterday at the ptv mosh, they almost dragged my dad into the pit”, giving the cocktail hyper, fizzy energy. Finally, the activated charcoal sugar rim mirrors their goth/emo aesthetic dreams and transition goals, like “Goals of transition” and the self-aware lament “I wanted to be a 2000s emo twink but I’m the opposite of that”, turning all that melodrama into something stylish and drinkable.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a very clear pattern of boldness and confrontational bravery that aligns strongest with Gryffindor. They openly attack things they see as wrong or harmful, e.g. calling out MSI as a "pedo nazi" band and mocking its defensive fans: “Fãs do msi tem uma síndrome de perseguição e vitimismo inexplicável, parça, vc tá bravo q tamo criticando sua banda pedo nazi??????????? Tá bom neeee”, and expressing extreme, visceral political anger like “Como pode os EUA ser tão horrível?? Lixo lixo lixo lixo lixo lixo tem q explodir lá logo lixo lixo lixo lixo lixo lixo”. They’re also willing to stand up for their values in real life situations even when it brings conflict and emotional fallout, such as their experience being attacked over vegetarianism and religion: “vieram me encher o saco por ser vegetariano, transformaram isso numa discussão religiosa e política, e ainda tentaram me fazer de louco”. Their timeline is full of intense, dramatic emotional reactions and hyperbolic language like “Vou me matar SEM EU TA NA PLATEIA E ELES TOCAM ESSA” and “Fiz meu primeiro Enem e eu ODIEI ME MATEI MESMO PQP”, which matches the impulsive, high-drama temperament typical of Gryffindor more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the measured patience of Hufflepuff. While they have some Ravenclaw-ish creativity and fandom analysis, their defining traits are gutsy outspokenness, moral fervor, and emotional intensity in defending what they care about—classic Gryffindor energy.
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Your song
I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy
A well‑known song that fits them best is “I Don’t Care” by Fall Out Boy. Their timeline is pure emo/scene energy with a heavy pop‑punk tilt, from Fall Out Boy and Pete Wentz obsession (“Pete Wentz me representa com todo o ser q ele é”, “Joe Trohman sendo Corinthians oficial”) to classic fandom drama and self‑deprecating humor (“Fiz meu primeiro Enem e eu ODIEI ME MATEI MESMO PQP”, “Queria ser um emo twink anos 2000 mas eu sou o contrário disso meu deus q vida triste”). The song’s theme of defiant, theatrical apathy matches how they rant about fandoms, politics, and the U.S. (“Como pode os EUA ser tão horrível?? Lixo lixo lixo lixo lixo lixo tem q explodir lá logo”) while still clearly caring a lot. Its mix of sarcasm, camp, and anger lines up with tweets dragging problematic bands and fans (“tamo criticando sua banda pedo nazi???????????”) and their overall ‘dramatic but self‑aware’ online persona. On top of that, the song comes from exactly the emo era and culture they constantly reference, making it fit both their personality and their music taste.
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