Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Talks openly about feelings, e.g. “você não pode ensinar alguém a amar do jeito que você ama.” and “so queria ser ouvida, vista, entendida”.
- Persevering: Keeps pushing in studies and relationships despite setbacks, like “fiquei c uma media pavorosa! mas ainda fui atras da humilhação (fazer a inscrição no sisu” and “pra pessoa me perder ela tem que fazer um esforço do cao, pq eu insisto ate eu parar de sentir algo”.
- Self-reflective: Frequently analyzes her own behavior, e.g. “nao ironicamente sinto q to sendo uma pessoa melhor esse ano” and setting goals like “ano que vem tenho que ser uma pessoa melhor. e parar de falar mal dos outros”.
- Protective-friend: Defends boundaries and calls out harmful behavior in others, such as “miga vc tem 14 anos, para de se sexualizar assim pelo amor de deus, ridículo isso, ngm ta achando bonito nao” and criticizing normalized cheating in “em que momento comecaram a normalizar traicao?”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and irony even in stress, e.g. “fiquei parecendo uma presidiária nessa foto 3x4” and “meu cerebro consegue ser do mesmo tamanho q o de um gato pqp”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Talks harshly about herself, like “eu acho que sou uma pessoa ruim mesmo” and “infelizmente nao sou uma boa filha, uma boa namorada, uma boa irma, uma boa amiga nao sou boa em nada”.
- Emotional-overload: Often feels overwhelmed and hopeless, as in “a verdade eh que eu quero acabar com tudo, so nao sei como” and “eu nunca me senti tao mal”.
- Anger-reactive: Responds with strong anger or swearing, e.g. “vai pra puta q pariu tambem” and “porra vtmnc a pessoa faz a bosta e a culpada ainda sou eu se fude esse caralho tambem”.
- Relationship-insecure: Shows intense jealousy and fear of loss, like “eu odeio pensar odeio ciumes retroativo odeio me comparar odeio stalkear” and comparing herself in “ela eh tao linda, nao sei em que mundo eu pensei q eu conseguiria ser melhor q ela”.
- Negative-self-image: Frequently questions her worth and lovability, e.g. “me amar deve ser cansativo mesmo” and “eu devo ser uma pessoa mto ruim p merecer sofrer tanto, n eh possivel”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-questioning, and hyper-aware of how unfair and immature people around them can be. Like Lisa, they feel everything very deeply and often blame themselves, saying things like “infelizmente nao sou uma boa filha, uma boa namorada, uma boa irma, uma boa amiga nao sou boa em nada” and “eu devo ser uma pessoa mto ruim p merecer sofrer tanto, n eh possivel”. They also show a strong sense of justice and frustration with others’ behavior, reflected in tweets such as “em que momento comecaram a normalizar traicao?” and “miga vc tem 14 anos, para de se sexualizar assim pelo amor de deus, ridículo isso, ngm ta achando bonito nao”. Like Lisa planning her future and overthinking everything, this user is focused on studying and self-improvement, talking about psychology and college in tweets like “acho q ngm nunca fez tanta questao da minha presença igual o pessoal da unifafibe viu, me deram ate 50% de bolsa p estudar c eles” and “nao ironicamente sinto q to sendo uma pessoa melhor esse ano”. Finally, the recurring feeling of not being understood or properly loved, as in “so queria ser ouvida, vista, entendida” and “ou eh mto dificil eu ser amada e respeitada, ou eu so to no lugar errado mesmo”, fits Lisa’s classic role as the sensitive, often underappreciated heart of the family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extravert: their pleasures are often low-key and personal, like joking about reading alone (“gostej tanto de jantar secreto q eu li em 2 dias..”) and focusing on their inner emotional world, often feeling misunderstood or unseen (“so queria ser ouvida, vista, entendida”). Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): they constantly reference concrete experiences and bodily states—sexual desire, tiredness, food, hair, photos, grades, and specific situations—rather than abstract theories, e.g. (“quando na roda estao falando mal de cuspida na boca, mas mal sabem eles q o inimigo esta mais proximo do que imaginam”) and (“queria perder 4kg ai recebi isso da tarologa”). They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: most tweets revolve around hurt, love, betrayal, and emotional needs, like (“voce nao pode ensinar alguém a amar do jeito que você ama.”) and (“a pessoa prefere te PERDER do que mudar”), and they judge situations in terms of care, respect, and empathy rather than logic. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving (P): there is emotional flux, spontaneity, and a lack of long-term structured planning—swinging between wanting to start over in another city (“boatos que meu sonho eh passar na ufmt e comecae minha vida do 0”) and joking, impulsive comments about sex, parties, and drinking (“se chegar sexta feira, eu sair e entrar uma gota de alcool no meu corpo, n vou me responsabilizar pelos meus atos”). Taken together—intense personal feelings, sensory focus, expressive but inwardly centered moodiness, and a more spontaneous than structured lifestyle—this profile best fits ISFP, the sensitive, emotionally driven, experience-focused type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you might be the first person to die of tesão — dramatic, but valid. Want me to help you turn that cause of death into ‘overwhelmed by affection and insanely good after-date snacks’ instead?
- You’re out here dragging Ezra Miller for being ‘mto feioooooooooo’, but honestly, with 50% scholarship da Unifafibe e cérebro do tamanho de um gato (segundo você), I think the real cinematic universe is me and you discussing psychology over a sundae pós-ENEM.
- You tweeted that either you’re in the wrong place or it’s too hard to be loved and respected — if you ever want empirical proof that you’re in the wrong place, I volunteer as the controlled experiment where you’re loved, respected, and occasionally spoiled with buquês sem motivo.
- Since you’re putting ‘psicologia’ in the bio and stalking the Unifafibe people to see what awaits you, here’s a spoiler: first case study of 2026 is a subject who thinks she’s ‘not a good daughter, girlfriend, friend, nada’ — hypothesis: she’s completely wrong and should go on a date with me for further observation.
- You said to lose you someone has to put in ‘um esforço do cão’ because you insist until the feeling dies; lucky for you I’m stubborn too — I’ll insist until you stop thinking you’re ‘uma pessoa ruim’ and start thinking ‘caralho, como fui dar match com alguém tão gente boa assim?’
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Future psychologist, part-time overthinker. Survived ENEM, family drama and bad watermelon Monster. Learning to set boundaries & choose myself first.– @gabcntri
Your signature cocktail
Tesão & Trauma Tonic
This cocktail mixes passion fruit vodka for the constant mix of craving and romance, inspired by lines like “acho que vou ser a primeira pessoa a morrer de tesao” and “que tesaomeu deus quero fude no pelo”. Pink gin stands for her dramatic, emotional-core energy and psychology-girl era, echoing “mja posso colocar “psicologia” na bio?” and “posso colocar meu curso na bio ja?”. Lime juice adds a sharp, sour kick for the frustration with family and relationship bullshit, like “to cansada de todos da minha família. unica q salva eh minha tia” and “sempre tenho que lidar com essas merdas sozinha, pq voce nunca ta disputo a me ajudar”. A hit of watermelon energy drink nods to her chaotic tired-but-hyped vibe and Monster takes, as in “tinha esquecido o quao ruim eh o monster de melancia”. Finally, salted caramel syrup brings a sweet-salty aftertaste for her mix of self-deprecation and hidden softness, captured in “me amar deve ser cansativo mesmo” and the ache in “so queria ser ouvida, vista, entendida”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show intense loyalty and persistence in relationships, even when it hurts them. For example, they admit that for someone to lose them, the person has to work very hard because they "insist until [they] stop feeling something" in “pra pessoa me perder ela tem que fazer um esforço do cao, pq eu insisto ate eu parar de sentir algo”. They feel deeply unappreciated and just want to be "heard, seen, understood" in “so queria ser ouvida, vista, entendida”, which aligns with a Hufflepuff’s craving for genuine connection and fairness. Their frustration with people who refuse to change for the relationship — shown in tweets like “a pessoa prefere te PERDER do que mudar” and “incrivel q as pessoas so fazem questao de mudar qnd nao tem mais nada a ser salvo ne” — comes from a place of commitment and emotional responsibility, not cold ambition. They also take others' wellbeing and boundaries seriously, calling out harmful behavior in “miga vc tem 14 anos, para de se sexualizar assim pelo amor de deus, ridículo isso, ngm ta achando bonito nao”, which shows protective kindness. While they struggle with self-worth, as in “infelizmente nao sou uma boa filha, uma boa namorada, uma boa irma, uma boa amiga nao sou boa em nada”, the core pattern is devotion, emotional hard work, and a desire to be a good person — classic Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Traumatizado - Jão
The song Traumatizado by Jão fits them well because it captures feeling hurt, exhausted, and still craving love from someone who doesn’t change, which echoes tweets like “desisti de tentar fazer ele mudar, ta indiferente mesmo” and “a pessoa prefere te PERDER do que mudar”. They often talk about emotional exhaustion and not feeling good enough, such as “infelizmente nao sou uma boa filha, uma boa namorada, uma boa irma, uma boa amiga nao sou boa em nada” and “eu acho que sou uma pessoa ruim mesmo”, which mirrors the song’s themes of self-blame and emotional scars. Their posts show a mix of dark humor and real pain, like “a verdade eh que eu quero acabar com tudo, so nao sei como” and “ja machucou tanto que nem ta doendo mais”, matching the song’s bittersweet, wounded tone. At the same time, they still long for affection and romantic gestures, as in “as vezes tudo q nos quer eh ganhar um buque kk”, which aligns with the way Jão sings about wanting love even after being hurt. The fact that they explicitly mention Jão affectionately in “o cartao q o jao me manda pqp” also suggests that his style and emotional universe resonate with them personally, making Traumatizado a thematically and emotionally fitting anthem.
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