
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially an older, more jaded version of her. Like Lisa, she’s thoughtful and self-analytical, questioning her path and her field: “Será que é normal ser formada em biologia e ver uma aula da mesma e não entender?! 🤡” and “eu percebo que eu não gosto mais de biologia qnd eu vejo isso e não tenho vontade de escolher nenhum” mirror Lisa’s academic identity crisis. She also shows strong concern for animals and the environment, as in “Eu não aguento mais ver animais desabrigados e perdidos no RS 😭” and “Ganhei uma muda de Mogno… Se alguém souber se tem como fazer Bonsai, me ajude”, which fits Lisa’s eco-conscious empathy. Her dissatisfaction with shallow systems and hypocrisy, such as “É uma sacanagem pessoas não formadas em algo relacionado ao meio ambiente trabalharem com sustentabilidade” and “Uma kitnet de 26m2 custar 2000 mil reais é algo fora de base”, echoes Lisa’s social critique. Finally, her loneliness and sense of not fitting in—“Desde que eu parei de correr atrás de amizade eu praticamente não tenho amigos” and “A vida do interior realmente é mto boa, não tem absolutamente ND pra fazer 😪”—reflect Lisa’s frequent feeling of being out of place and misunderstood despite having a rich inner life.

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They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they often feel lonely or drained by social life and focus on their inner state, e.g. “caraca, eu nunca estive tão sozinha de amizades e contatinhos” and “Eu sou depressiva pq eu não saio de casa, não vejo meus amigos e só convivo com a minha família, não dá pra ser feliz assim”, while describing nights out (forró, drinking) more as intense, exceptional experiences than a constant need for people. Their attention is strongly Sensing: tweets center on concrete, physical details and day‑to‑day annoyances—broken toe, dengue, specific prices, Uber cost, cloro in her hair, the dog’s xixi, the mogno tree, or “Uma kitnet de 26m2 custar 2000 mil reais é algo fora de base”—rather than abstract theories or big-picture concepts. She is clearly Feeling over Thinking: decisions and reactions are framed in emotional terms, such as “eu nunca mais quero ter nem um peixe… A Laica transbordava meu coração de alegria e hoje uma parte dele se foi junto com ela 😞”, frequent references to depression and wanting to cry, empathy for animals in RS, and self-esteem worries like “um medo: eu me achar bonita por um instante… td mundo chegar a conclusão que eu sou feia”. Her lifestyle appears Perceiving rather than Judging: she complains about disorganized routines, lack of stable habits (gym, running, sleep), impulsive purchases that go wrong (“Comprei um móvel pela internet, montei e não gostei, alguém sabe se aquela lei de arrependimento vale pra móvel também?”), and a generally spontaneous, reactive approach to life and work instead of structured long-term planning. The blend of inward emotional intensity, sensory focus (food, body, pets, environment), strong personal values, and flexible, somewhat chaotic day-to-day living is most consistent with ISFP.

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Biologist who cries over dead houseplants, sues companies via Google, and still misses the aquarium job. Currently training a stubborn puppy and my own patience.– @gabrielacdb

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with cacao nibs – strong, Brazilian, and a little bitter-sweet, like navigating jobs that demand a car while still laughing at it all, as in “É mta humilhação vc ser negado a vaga de emprego pq não tem carro.”. Pink guava juice brings tropical sweetness and a soft pink color, echoing the romantic, beachy life you imagine in “Queria ser aquelas pessoas que moram na praia e ficam falando que as coisas simples são as mais valiosas…” and all the 🩷 energy of “Que lugar e energia incrível 🩷”. Lime juice with a pinch of sea salt adds the sharp, slightly salty reality of being broke, overcharged on holidays, and stuck in the interior, like “O ruim de viajar no meu aniversário é que além de ser ferias de escola essa porra ainda é feriado, então tá sempre caro td” and “A vida do interior realmente é mto boa, não tem absolutamente ND pra fazer 😪”. Sparkling water represents the surprising lightness and peace you find in little changes, like “15 dias sem instagram e o sentimento é de paz e ao mesmo tempo querendo baixar de novo” and the joy of your dogs in “meu idosinho voltando a gostar de brinquedo por conta do filhote 🩷 eu amo tanto que chega a doer 🥺”. Finally, a dash of bitters stands for the undercurrent of sadness, anxiety, and dark humor that you turn into jokes and rants, as in “domingo = vontade de morrer” and “2024 vai ser meu ano: dia 12 de março já me encontro no fundo do poço 😞”. Served over ice, it’s light and fizzy but hits deeper than it looks – just like going to the “forró da lua cheia achando que eu ia odiar com força, voltei completamente apaixonada”.

Your Hogwarts House
Her strongest throughline is emotional loyalty and care rather than ambition or showy bravery. She’s deeply attached to her animals, shown by posts like “meu idosinho voltando a gostar de brinquedo por conta do filhote 🩷 eu amo tanto que chega a doer 🥺” and the grief-filled “eu nunca mais quero ter nem um peixe, a dor de ver ser animalzinho partindo… A Laica transbordava meu coração de alegria e hoje uma parte dele se foi junto com ela 😞”, which show strong nurturing instincts and devotion. She’s also passionate about fairness and respect for her field, saying “É uma sacanagem pessoas não formadas em algo relacionado ao meio ambiente trabalharem com sustentabilidade” and being frustrated at being rejected from jobs for not having a car in “É mta humilhação vc ser negado a vaga de emprego pq não tem carro… E pra comprar preciso de um trabalho caraio”, which reflects a Hufflepuff-like concern with justice and equity. Her tweets about feeling lonely and questioning her friendships, like “Desde que eu parei de correr atrás de amizade eu praticamente não tenho amigos. Será que minhas amizades existiam só pq eu ia atras?!”, show that what really matters to her is genuine connection and loyalty, not status or cleverness. While she has some cynical humor and self-preservation instincts, the dominant pattern is kindness, emotional depth, and a strong sense that people and animals deserve care and fair treatment—classic Hufflepuff traits.

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A well‑suited song for them is Liability by Lorde, which captures feeling lonely, misunderstood, and emotionally overwhelmed while still being self‑aware and a bit ironic. They frequently talk about isolation and friendship struggles, like in “caraca, eu nunca estive tão sozinha de amizades e contatinhos” and “Desde que eu parei de correr atrás de amizade eu praticamente não tenho amigos. Será que minhas amizades existiam só pq eu ia atras?!”, echoing the song’s themes of feeling like too much for people. Their tweets about depression and wanting to disappear, such as “Eu sou depressiva pq eu não saio de casa, não vejo meus amigos e só convivo com a minha família, não dá pra ser feliz assim” and “eu postando toda hora falando que to com vontade de morrer”, mirror the vulnerability and self-blame in the lyrics. At the same time, they cope with humor and sarcasm, seen in posts like “Domingo = vontade de morrer” and “2024 vai ser meu ano: dia 12 de março já me encontro no fundo do poço 😞”, which fits Lorde’s bittersweet, self-deprecating tone. Overall, Liability reflects their inner conflict between craving connection and feeling like they’re a burden, while still narrating it with honesty and dark humor.

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