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Your Simpsons character
Gasbre embodies Bart Simpson’s mischievous yet vulnerable spirit, often finding himself in chaotic situations due to impulsive decisions, like when he “acordei com fogo no rabo e comprei uma passagem pra floripa”. Much like Bart, he maintains a playful, prankster energy, sharing humorous workplace antics such as “eu ao invés de dizer que tinha uma mulher desmaiada no banheiro eu disse que ela havia morrido 😭” or communicating with friends via “PEE PEE POO PEE POO” noises. Despite his rebellious streak and gaming addiction—evidenced by his “8631 partidas de ARAM”—he possesses a sensitive side that comes out during the loneliness of travel or while “chorar em série de comédia”. Ultimately, his blend of high-energy spontaneity and constant minor misfortunes makes him a perfect match for the Simpsons’ resident troublemaker.

Your MBTI personality Type
Gabriel exhibits Extroversion (E) through his frequent social interactions, work in a 'bar/balada,' and his lamenting that “adults can't go to an inflatable castle and ask 'want to be my friend?'”, showing a high desire for social connection. His Intuition (N) is seen in his whimsical curiosity, such as wondering if “the T-Rex actually had big arms but the bones were lost” and his interest in diverse shows like Frankenstein. He is a clear Feeler (F), openly sharing his emotional state, crying during comedy series, and expressing deep sadness during his “10 goodbyes in 2 years in Australia”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is dominant through extreme spontaneity, like when he “woke up with fire in his belly and bought a ticket to Floripa” or his habit of taking the “wrong bus in 2024” due to a lack of rigid planning.

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From ARAM marathons to surviving 2 years in Australia. 🇦🇺 Lost my luggage, forgot my CPF, but never missed a Gustavo Mioto drop. Back in SP and still under 90kg.– @Gabrielbibanco

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the chaotic transition between São Paulo and Australia, mixing Brazilian Cachaça with Aussie Ginger Beer to honor someone who says “1.5 ano de Austrália e 4ª despedida, pqp Como é difícil”. It is equal parts sentimental and adventurous, reflecting someone who would “acordei com fogo no rabo e comprei uma passagem pra floripa” while still falling for someone because “ela tinha cheiro de Kinder”. The unexpected pickle brine garnish represents the humor of the “Zé Pickles” enthusiast, served in a glass tall enough to survive “12 copos de vodka+sprite”. It’s a bold, experimental mix for the gamer who has played “8631 partidas de ARAM” and is always ready for the next spontaneous flight.

Your Hogwarts House
Gasbre embodies the Hufflepuff values of hard work and loyalty, frequently tweeting about his grueling shifts like “working from 1pm to 2am” and his pride in losing weight through a disciplined routine of “work, gym, and swimming”. His deep emotional connection to his social circle is evident in how much he struggles with the “10 goodbyes” he faced while living abroad, showing a heart that prioritizes people and relationships. He finds joy in simple, wholesome connections, even joking about being “engaged” to a coworker after a lighthearted moment, or wishing he could ask strangers “do you want to be my friend?” in an inflatable castle. Ultimately, his mix of dedication to his professional goals and his sentimental, friendly nature makes him a quintessential Hufflepuff.

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Gabriel’s life is defined by a constant, restless search for balance between his ambitious international experiences and the emotional toll of frequent goodbyes, as seen when he notes “1.5 ano de Austrália e 4ª despedida, pqp Como é difícil”. Despite the excitement of spontaneous trips like when he “acordei com fogo no rabo e comprei uma passagem pra floripa”, he often reflects on the fatigue of 'adulting' and the pressure to have everything figured out at 22. Vienna mirrors his journey of slowing down to appreciate personal milestones, such as his health progress where he celebrates “pela primeira vez desde, sei lá, décadas, que eu tô pesando menos de 90kg”. The song captures his blend of existential questioning, like his plea for “pula pula inflável” as a way to make friends, with the reality that life will wait for him regardless of how fast he runs.

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