Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like joking about instant noodles and salt in “Coloco miojo na água; coloco o pózinho; provo; falta sal; coloco sal; excelente.” and mocking his own hunger in “Pow velho, nem 07h da manhã e eu já estava com fome. Qualé, parece até q passo necessidade.”.
- Affectionate: Shows clear affection for pets and family, such as describing his dog’s behavior fondly in “Engraçado como o Luke influenciou na criação do Aragon.” and the sweet scene with his grandmother calling the dog first in “Minha vó passou 20 dias viajando... Foi falar com cigano.”.
- Reflective: Thinks about learning, memory, and habits, like struggling to adapt from Harry Potter to Jogos Vorazes in “Me acostumei tanto lendo HP que agora lendo esse último jogos vorazes...” and admiring eidetic memory in “Grande inveja pelos portadores de memória eidética.”.
- Hardworking: Mentions juggling study, work, and time pressure, e.g. complaining that even bathroom breaks are timed in “Até pra cagar o tempo tá contado. Aí é foda” and talking about constant hunger from studying in “Caraí viado, não tem nada que dê mais fome que estudar.”.
- Playful: Enjoys playful nostalgia and memes, like listening to GTA San Andreas radios in “Viciado em ir no youtube colocar pra tocar radios do GTA San Andreas” and starting the day with a Shrek meme in “Para um extremamente dia feliz, eu acordo e vou direto ver o meme do Shrek 'rhythm is a dancer'.”.
Weaknesses:
- Vulgar: Frequently uses strong profanity and crude terms, such as “VAI SE FUDER KKKKKKKKKK” and “Catalho viado, cagaram no cara kkkk”, which can come across as aggressive or off‑putting.
- Disrespectful: Occasionally makes jokes at others’ expense, including calling a player “chinês safado” in “League of Bin. Chinês safado, joga demais” and threatening to send his grandmother to a retirement home in “Começar a ameaçar ela com o lar dos velhinhos pra ver se ela se comporta.”.
- Self‑neglecting: Hints at poor self‑care, like joking about needing to stop drinking in “Preciso parar com a bebida” and living with an old PC from 2012 in “Meu pc é de 2012 pow kkkkkk sei nem como tá vivo...” while being constantly exhausted by studies and time pressure.
- Cynical: Shows strong distrust and frustration toward institutions and politics, as in “Vai se fuder IFSC. Intercâmbio pro canadá só depois q eu me formei. FAZ O L” and “Pra fazer o brasileiro de otário e dar dinheiro pro governo filha da puta”, which can harden into persistent negativity.
- Impulsive: Tweets reveal quick, intense reactions and overreactions, such as “Hoje o diazin foi de fuder. O que aconteceu de merda hj. Chega to com preguiça da vida.” and strong emotional takes on movies and media like “Vi Wonka dublado... meus ouvidos tbm sofreram.”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, funny, often complaining, but ultimately affectionate and self-aware. Like Homer, he’s constantly negotiating food, laziness, and minor life annoyances, from “Coloco miojo na água; coloco o pózinho; provo; falta sal; coloco sal; excelente.” to “Vou ter que usar a tampa e bundinha do pão pra fazer o misto 😭”. He mixes grumpiness with goofiness in a very Homer way, joking about family and neighbors, like “Minha vó tá ficando impossível. Começar a ameaçar ela com o lar dos velhinhos pra ver se ela se comporta.” and the endless complaints about roosters and mosquitos. There’s also a streak of lovable incompetence and frustration with work and study visible in “Caraí viado, não tem nada que dê mais fome que estudar.” and “Hoje o diazin foi de fuder. O que aconteceu de merda hj. Chega to com preguiça da vida.”. Finally, his affection for his dogs and nostalgic moments, like “Eu te amo cachorro cururu 🥰” and “Só de sentir o cheiro de café me faz lembrar das tardes jogando conversa fora com o João.”, mirrors Homer’s soft emotional core beneath all the swearing, food, and chaos.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly comment on neighbors, family, coworkers, and social dynamics, often in a performative, storytelling tone that assumes an audience, e.g. joking about condo police and a noisy rooster in “E muito me impressiona nenhum policial aqui do condomínio ter dado um pipoco nesse galo. Se foss meu pai, nem a gente aqui de casa escapava kkkkkkkk” and riffing on social media hiatuses in “Queridos amigos, seguindo o exemplo da minha irmã Carol, irei fazer quaresma de rede social. Um beijo e um cheiro e até daqui a pouco.”. Their humor and focus are strongly Intuitive (N): they jump from daily events to broader patterns and absurd ideas, like wanting the superpower “homem raquete elétrica” to fight mosquitoes in “Super poder não apelão que eu gostaria de ter: homem raquete elétrica. Eu to travando uma guerra com mosquitos nessa merda aqui pqp” and musing on eidetic memory envy in “Grande inveja pelos portadores de memória eidética.”. The tone is clearly Thinking (T): blunt, irreverent, and often mocking rather than conciliatory, as seen in “Vai se fuder IFSC. Intercâmbio pro canadá só depois q eu me formei. FAZ O L” and the harsh complaint about noisy farm animals in “Algum vizinho aqui decidiu iniciar uma fazendo. É barulho de galinha, galo, peru. Pqp”. They favor Perceiving (P) over rigid structure: there are recurring themes of procrastination, chaotic schedules, and adapting on the fly, like studying only to feel constantly hungry in “Caraí viado, não tem nada que dê mais fome que estudar. 1 horinha e tu já ta na merda.” and joking about time-pressured bathroom breaks in “Até pra cagar o tempo tá contado. Aí é foda”. Overall, the combination of rapid-fire jokes, meme-quoting, contrarian commentary on institutions, and playful intellectual curiosity (coding, postgrad studies, Arcane, HP vs Jogos Vorazes) fits an ENTP style more than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If studying gives you that much hunger, imagine us trying to read Hunger Games together — you’d need a whole galinhada buffet just to survive one chapter with me.
- You said the only Swift you know is chicken fillet… let me be the first Taylor in your life and show you that the real romance era is ‘Cachorro Cururu (Taylor’s Version)’.
- You miss those afternoons talking with João over the smell of coffee — I’d happily be your new coffee buddy, no placebo, just real warmth and someone who laughs at your Uno dramas and mosquito wars.
- You’re out here listening to GTA San Andreas radios, hating on Kaiser, and thanking Flamengo for 90 minutes of joy… let me be your personalized radio station: 24/7 forró, memes, and someone screaming ‘DEUS NÃO DÁ VITÓRIA PRA SAFADO’ every time you try to resist falling for me.
- You declared ‘I love you cachorro cururu’ — statistically speaking, if you already love Cachorro Cururu and I’m flirting with Cachorro Cururu, by transitive property you’re legally required to at least go out with me once.
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Engineer in training, part-time forró DJ & full-time dog dad. Once survived a week on coffee, noodles and Flamengo highlights alone.– @GabrielFillype1
Your signature cocktail
Cururu Chaos Highball
This cocktail runs on caffeine, chaos, and Brazilian vibes, just like Cachorro Cururu complaining that “Eu só queria que café e energético tivessem efeito cmg.” so the cachaça infused with coffee beans brings the illusion of energy and late‑night study sessions. Guaraná soda adds playful, nostalgic sweetness for the guy viciado em rádio do GTA and YouTube, matching tweets like “Viciado em ir no youtube colocar pra tocar radios do GTA San Andreas”. The burnt orange peel nods to his constant mini-dramas and fiery reactions, from “VAI SE FUDER KKKKKKKKKK” to raging at cheese in “Tomar no cu mussarela 'fatiada' que tá prensada parecendo um bloco de concreto.”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur represents the adulting stress of pós, IFSC, esgoto and condo galos in tweets like “Hoje o diazin foi de fuder. O que aconteceu de merda hj.” and “Pessoal aqui resolvendo b.o. da caixa de esgoto”. Finally, crushed ice and a pinch of salt embody his self-aware humor and light bitterness about life, food and study, from “Caraí viado, não tem nada que dê mais fome que estudar. 1 horinha e tu já ta na merda.” to the eternal miojo saga in “Coloco miojo na água; coloco o pózinho; provo; falta sal; coloco sal; excelente.”. Strong but playful, sweet with a sarcastic aftertaste, the Cururu Chaos Highball is basically his timeline in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a persistent, almost compulsive engagement with learning and studying that goes beyond simple obligation, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. For example, they complain about how mentally draining studying is, but they’re clearly doing a lot of it: “Caraí viado, não tem nada que dê mais fome que estudar. 1 horinha e tu já ta na merda.” and “Depois que eu acostumei a estudar pelo computador, que na minha humilde(merda) opinião é muito melhor, mais prático e bem mais rápido eu quero fazer qualquer coisa digital. O problema é que eu preciso reaprender a escrever depois kkkkkkkk” show someone who experiments with methods and optimizes their learning process. They’re in (or finished) a postgrad program — “Não tem alegria maior do que entrar no moodle da USP e descobrir que não tem nenhuma atividade da pós pra fazer.” — and they talk about code quality and AI feedback on their code: “Caraí viado, botei meu código pra IA ler e falou que tá bem escrito.... numseinao”, which suggests analytical thinking and pride in intellectual work. Their media tastes also lean intellectual/nerdy rather than purely social flex: they mention Harry Potter as a reading habit and struggle with The Hunger Games: “Me acostumei tanto lendo HP que agora lendo esse último jogos vorazes eu demoro 20 min em uma página e não entendo nada.”, and they’re into things like Arcane and GTA radio nostalgia, which often appeal to introspective, detail-oriented people. While they show some Hufflepuff traits in affection for dogs and family — e.g. “Engraçado como o Luke influenciou na criação do Aragon.” and “Eu te amo cachorro cururu 🥰” — the dominant pattern is intellectual engagement, self-deprecating but constant study, and a curious, slightly cynical wit, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
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The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
A well-suited song for them is The Middle by Jimmy Eat World, because it captures the mix of self-deprecating humor, frustration, and quiet optimism that runs through their timeline. They joke about academic and mental overload, like when they say "Hoje o diazin foi de fuder. O que aconteceu de merda hj. Chega to com preguiça da vida." and "Caraí viado, não tem nada que dê mais fome que estudar. 1 horinha e tu já ta na merda.", which fits the song’s theme of pushing through a rough patch. At the same time, they clearly keep going and find little joys in memes, games, and music, like "Obrigado Flamengo por me proporcionar alegria por 90 min." and "Paramore: That's What You Get 👌". Their mix of nostalgia and self-awareness, seen in "As vezes sinto falta de Criciúma em que o único contato com a civilização era com meus divertidamentes." and "Tô parecendo aqueles tiozão que só usa relíquia não importa o segmento. Meu pc é de 2012 pow kkkkkk" , fits the song’s reassurance that it’s okay to be out of step while you figure things out. The Middle is about staying true to yourself amid chaos and expectation, which matches their everyday struggle between studies, family chaos, and joking resilience.
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