Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Acknowledges own issues and insecurities, like feeling unable to defend family in “Tô me sentindo um bosta por não conseguir defender minha família. Its over” and asking what vibe his account gives in “que vibe minha conta passa?”.
- Protective: Shows concern for others’ safety, warning minors about harmful content in “cuidado com sissyhypno principalmente vocês que são menores de idade” and denouncing alleged false pedophilia accusations in “Queria denunciar um caso que está acontecendo com meu amigo chamado indiano”.
- Anti-racist: Explicitly rejects racism against any group in “Odeio qualquer tipo de racismo não importa,se é negro ou asiático ou branco. Acho nojento” and calls someone “PUTA RACISTA” while defending equality in “TODO MUNDO É IGUAL, SUA PUTA RACISTA”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd and self-deprecating humor, like the parody biography in “sexualidade: Esquizo... vantagens: leite desvantagens: fimose” and chaotic jokes such as “URGENTE Após a índia bombardear o Paquistão hoje... Karleen Horsn Al Muhammad”.
- Emotionally candid: Openly expresses feelings of hurt and loneliness, like “Engraçado que ninguém daqui me desejou feliz aniversário.” and the breakup recap in “Retrospectiva amorosa 2025 Termino Solteiro Acabou :)”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently resorts to insults and hostile expressions, e.g. “Que filho da putas” and “Esse verme do Tiago... tomara que o Nikolas processe esse Verme e ele saia da Internet”.
- Sexist remarks: Uses derogatory or objectifying language about women, as in “Sim vadia,vamos matar bandido pra você andar livre” and mocking “mulher militante sem amor paterno” in “Muié recebe presente do seu número:.. Mulher militante sem amor paterno:”.
- Homophobic tone: Makes jokes that frame being gay as a disappointment, e.g. “Imagina carregar um filho por nove meses e no final ele vira viado e fã de kpop.” and dismissive comments like “Eu só entendi que você é homosexual”.
- Extremist rhetoric: Occasionally uses exaggerated violent or eliminationist language, like “Eu sou á favor da completa destruição do Paraguai se isso acontecer” and “reset populacional e cultural” in “O Brasil simplesmente precisa de um grande 'reset' populacional e cultural”.
- Political hostility: Engages in highly polarizing political attacks, such as mocking “esquerdistas” and fascism discourse in “Ah eu adoro como fascismo se tornou ALGO banal na boca do esquerdista” and cheering harshly against political opponents in “Kakakkakakakakkakakakakakakkakakakakakakakkakakakakakakakakakkakakakakakakakakkakkkkakkkakakakakakakkakakakakakakakkakakakakakkakakakakakaamakakakakaka Esse é o tal governo do amor?”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, provocative, and constantly oscillating between edgy humor and genuine vulnerability. Like Bart’s prankster and troll side, they frequently dive into inflammatory jokes and political jabs, such as mocking discourse about fascism in “Ah eu adoro como fascismo se tornou ALGO banal na boca do esquerdista” and posting over-the-top lines like “Sim vadia,vamos matar bandido pra você andar livre na cidade sem ser estuprada ou roubada”. There’s also a teenager-like fixation on sex and shock value, evident in “500 posts só de putaria. Em comemoração eu devo criar um server do Discord pros meus mutuals?” and self-descriptions like “sexualidade: Esquizo... vantagens: leite desvantagens: fimose”. At the same time, Bart’s occasional insecurity and craving for attention appear here too, in tweets like “Engraçado que ninguém daqui me desejou feliz aniversário.” and the self-deprecating poll “que vibe minha conta passa?”. The mix of chaos, crude humor, rebellious right-leaning hot takes, and bursts of genuine hurt lines up far better with Bart than with the more responsible or idealistic core characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert (I): although they interact with mutuals, the tone is more reactive than attention‑seeking, and they reference feeling overlooked or alone, like in “Engraçado que ninguém daqui me desejou feliz aniversário.” and “Não veio ninguém”, which suggests social frustration rather than energized sociability. Their focus is largely Sensing (S), grounded in concrete events, media, and politics rather than abstract theorizing: examples include specific complaints like “Como que caga num meio do forró?” and highly situational rants about Brazilian politics such as “Se Bolsonaro fosse reeleito, a única diferença…”. The style is strongly Thinking (T): they argue in a blunt, confrontational way (e.g. “Sim vadia,vamos matar bandido pra você andar livre na cidade…” and “Esquerdista é foda… Á vai dá o cu”), focusing on what they see as harsh realism over preserving feelings. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their posts feel impulsive, scattered across topics (anime, politics, family issues, random memes) and self‑described as chaotic, as in “script de homem vagabundo… usa discord ✅” and “500 posts só de putaria. Em comemoração eu devo criar um server do Discord pros meus mutuals?”, reflecting spontaneity rather than structured planning. The combination of detached, abrasive logic, concrete focus, and impulsive posting with some social withdrawal aligns best with ISTP: the cynical, reactive “lone wolf” who comments harshly on whatever is happening around them.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your sexuality is “esquizo”, height 189, sign Sonic Pikachu, color vermelhão and advantage is ‘leite’—ok Grimjow, when do the applications open to be your canon girlfriend instead of just another mutual in the DMs?
- You survived grooming on Amino, Nego Ney in the shitpost community and 500 posts só de putaria… statistically speaking, if you can tank all that, you can probably tank a date with me too. Want to test that hypothesis?
- As a fellow anime enjoyer, I must ask: if your aura+ego are already intankáveis, how dangerous would your bankai be if I called you ‘meu namorado’ in public?
- You said you ended 2025 single in your ‘retrospectiva amorosa’ and asked ‘cadê minha namorada’—I’m just here doing my civic duty and offering myself as the plot twist for 2026.
- You worry about not defending your family, complain no one told you happy birthday, and still warn minors about sissyhypno—low-key, that’s protective golden retriever energy. Let me be the parda/índia-approved partner you rant about politics and anime with at 3 a.m. instead of Twitter.
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Historian of cursed memes, anime enjoyer & reluctant main character. Once left Twitter for days and came back to an army of bots and bad takes.– @gabrielliquidch
Your signature cocktail
Mutile Pantera Chaos Fizz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with chili and cocoa to match their aggressive, darkly comedic edge and love of drama, like when they yell about politics and culture in posts such as “Ah eu adoro como fascismo se tornou ALGO banal na boca do esquerdista” and “Sim vadia,vamos matar bandido pra você andar livre na cidade sem ser estuprada ou roubada”. The açaí and blackberry puree represents the Brazilian shitpost-core vibe and the mix of online angst and self-deprecation, echoing their profile question “que vibe minha conta passa?” and the lonely lament “Engraçado que ninguém daqui me desejou feliz aniversário.”. Sparkling guaraná soda adds high-energy chaos for their hyperposting and meme addiction, like the manic laughter in “Kakakkakakakakkakakakakakakkakakakakakakakkakakakakakakakakakkakakakakakakakakkakkkkakkkakakakakakakkakakakakakakakkakakakakakkakakakakakaamakakakakaka Esse é o tal governo do amor?” and the horny milestone “500 posts só de putaria. Em comemoração eu devo criar um server do Discord pros meus mutuals?”. A dash of Angostura bitters captures the resentment, black humor and occasional despair in posts like “Prefiro o suicídio” and “Tô me sentindo um bosta por não conseguir defender minha família. Its over”. Finally, the sour lime peel garnish is the sharp, acidic wit they throw at everyone from normies to k-pop fans, as seen in “Imagina carregar um filho por nove meses and no final ele vira viado e fã de kpop.” and the playful self-bio “sexualidade: Esquizo… vantagens: leite desvantagens: fimose”. Strong, chaotic, a bit bitter and oddly addictive, the Mutile Pantera Chaos Fizz is basically their timeline in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a strongly combative, us-vs-them mindset and a focus on power and dominance that aligns most with Slytherin. They frame political opponents as enemies and fantasize about extreme, almost annihilating solutions, for instance saying “Eu sou á favor da completa destruição do Paraguai se isso acontecer” and that “O Brasil simplesmente precisa de um grande 'reset' populacional e cultural” in this tweet, which reflects ruthless, ends-justify-the-means thinking. They also show admiration for strongman-style figures and right-wing leaders, calling someone the “Futuro presidente da Ré pública Nosso grandioso ícaro análises” in this tweet and contrasting Bolsonaro with the current government in a way that idolizes toughness in this tweet. Even when joking, they consistently valorize aggression and harshness, e.g. “Sim vadia,vamos matar bandido pra você andar livre na cidade” in this tweet, which shows comfort with violent, authoritarian solutions. While there are flashes of vulnerability and self-deprecation, their dominant persona is someone who prizes strength, takes pride in being harshly honest, and divides the world into allies and enemies—classic Slytherin traits.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, rebellious anthem like Smells Like Teen Spirit fits them well because their timeline is a mix of irony, frustration, dark humor and alienation. They constantly oscillate between sexual jokes and self-deprecation, like when they say "500 posts só de putaria. Em comemoração eu devo criar um server do Discord pros meus mutuals?" and then call themselves "Esquizo" in "dividiria um ap comigo? sexualidade: Esquizo...". There’s a strong sense of social and political disillusionment, for example in "O Brasil simplesmente precisa de um grande 'reset' populacional e cultural" and "Ah eu adoro como fascismo se tornou ALGO banal na boca do esquerdista", which mirrors the song’s anti-establishment, apathetic rage. Their mix of loneliness and bitterness appears in posts like "Engraçado que ninguém daqui me desejou feliz aniversário." and "Retrospectiva amorosa 2025 Termino Solteiro Acabou :)". The overall vibe is loud, messy, and youthfully nihilistic, just like Cobain’s snarling delivery and the song’s explosive, distorted sound.
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