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Lisa Simpson is a strong match because she is a scholarly, curious, and morally conscious character. The user’s tweet "Does anyone have any good tips on how to maintain both vowel length and pitch accent in Attic Greek well? #ancientgreek" shows the same academic passion for ancient languages that Lisa displays in school projects. Their concern about alcohol in "I think I might also go #straightedge… I really do dislike the immediate effect of alcohol on your cardiovascular system" mirrors Lisa’s abstention from drinking. The interest in music, seen in "The three instruments we don’t use nearly enough are the organ, bagpipe, and harmonica," parallels Lisa’s love for the saxophone and classical music. Finally, the self‑aware nerdiness expressed in "I told ChatGPT to analyze my writing and it said it uses too many Latinate words… 😭" reflects Lisa’s frequent feeling of being the intellectual outsider among her peers.

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The user’s communication is introspective and self‑directed, as shown by personal reflections like "I think I might also go #straightedge. Maybe it's just I've been sick, maybe I've been lazy..." indicating an introverted style. Their focus on abstract linguistic and philosophical concepts—e.g., asking "Does anyone have any good tips on how to maintain both vowel length and pitch accent in Attic Greek?" and noting "Greek philosophy comes from the wisdoms of old oriental sages"—reveals a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis, evident in questions such as "Are libertarian free will and predestination necessarily opposed to each other?" and "What is the best grounding for sola scriptura?" showing a thinking orientation. Finally, the user displays a structured, goal‑oriented lifestyle, planning study routines like "I try to read 40‑60 pages a day for an hour to an hour and a half" and tracking language progress with statements such as "The indicatives are officially down; I'm looking at nouns now," which aligns with a judging preference.

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Classics & econ student, polyglot in training (Latin, Greek, Italian), coffee‑fuelled ancient text reader, once tried Greek pitch accent on a subway.– @gaiuscatulus

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The Symposium Spritz captures @gaiuscatulus's love for ancient cultures and modern multilingual curiosity. It blends Italian amaro, Greek ouzo, a touch of honey, and fresh lemon juice, echoing his fascination with Latin and Greek languages ('I told ChatGPT to analyze my writing and it said it uses too many Latinate words…') and his admiration for Greek craftsmanship ('I think the Greeks and Japanese perfected pottery.'). The low‑ABV fizz, finished with sparkling water, reflects his #straightedge aspirations ('I think I might also go #straightedge.'). The drink’s bitters‑sweet balance mirrors his intellectual debates, from Kant to Aquinas, while the bright lemon zest nods to his playful side ('Whenever I see this I can only think of the OP of Bakemonogatari…').

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The user consistently seeks knowledge, asking for resources on ancient Greek pronunciation: "Does anyone have any good tips on how to maintain both vowel length and pitch accent in Attic Greek well? #ancientgreek" and on classical playwrights: "Does anyone recommend any books or notes on Plautus or Terrence's works?" Their ambition to master multiple languages is evident in "How difficult is it to achieve mastery of English, Latin, Greek, and French—while still having the ability to read German, Italian, and Classical Hebrew?" They also reflect on their learning process, noting "I told ChatGPT to analyze my writing and it said it uses too many Latinate words…" and "One thing that has occurred to me only now is that there isn’t a way of speaking quickly: there’s only a way of speaking differently." This persistent intellectual curiosity and love of learning aligns best with Ravenclaw.

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The dramatic, fate‑focused chorus of "O Fortuna" mirrors the user’s fascination with ancient texts and the capriciousness of history, as they ask "Does anyone have any good tips on how to maintain both vowel length and pitch accent in Attic Greek well?" and lament the tension between heritage and faith: "It seems any Christian in America in a relatively liberal area faces a dilemma between his heritage and his faith." Their dedication to mastering classical languages shines in tweets like "I'm learning Greek right know but I'm thinking learning one of these when I have free time, which one?" and their ambition is evident in "Becoming an econ classics double major… #unemploymentmaxxing." Finally, their appreciation for under‑used instruments ("The three instruments we don't use nearly enough are the organ, bagpipe, and harmonica…") fits the grand, choral orchestration of the piece.

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