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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaos, humor, and sports obsession. They constantly joke around and complain in a dramatic, teen-ish way, like when they rant about a classmate: “Tem um mlk na minha sala q e chato pa porra,e nao paga os mlk ainda... Quer ser o líder,porém n tem liderança ou qualidades de um líder.”, which feels very Bart-like school drama. Their passion for football and gaming — turning Arsenal into “the Barcelona of Pep” in a game: “Fiz meu Arsenal virar o Barcelona do Pep Guardiola.” — fits Bart’s competitive, mischievous energy. The casual swearing and over-the-top reactions, like complaining about a coach benching them against MSN’s Barcelona: “Treinador ruim da porra cara,me deixou fora de uma partida de Champions. E o adversário e o Barcelona do trio MSN,boa”, also echo Bart’s dramatic flair. Even when suffering as a fan — “Normal sofrer, eu so atleticano e vasco.” — they do it with a kind of sarcastic, joking tone that fits Bart’s way of dealing with frustration.

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They lean more toward Introversion: their bio is just a dot and their tweets are short reactions, often about their own thoughts or games rather than social life, like complaining about a classmate in “Tem um mlk na minha sala q e chato pa porra…” rather than describing big friend groups or parties. Their focus is strongly Sensing, grounded in concrete, real-world details—specific matches, teams, and players, e.g. “Galo x River 2021 Libertadores Zaracho” and “Arsenal 10 x 3 LN White Qq eu fiz nesse Arsenal é putaria tá”—rather than abstract theories. They show a clear Thinking preference with blunt, sometimes harsh language and evaluations, such as “Treinador ruim da porra cara,me deixou fora de uma partida de Champions.” and the critical rant about the would‑be class leader in “Quer ser o líder,porém n tem liderança ou qualidades de um líder.”. Their style seems more Perceiving than Judging: they react in the moment to games and memes (“Pd acabar juiz,apostei no Palmeiras.”, “Nú,cabei de assistir Moon Knight. Ep no bom”) and often answer quote-tweets spontaneously with very short, off‑the‑cuff takes like “Nenhum atualmente”. Overall, the combination of reserved presence, concrete sports/gaming focus, blunt logical judgments, and spontaneous reaction suggests ISTP as the best fit.

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Atlético & Vasco heart, Champions League benchwarmer. Once turned Arsenal into peak Guardiola Barça—still waiting for my pro contract.– @galau73oe1

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Cachaça is the fiery Brazilian core, a nod to their Galo heart and tweets like “Feliz dia dos pais @Atletico” and all the Atlético talk scattered through their timeline. Cold brew coffee captures the intense, late-night football-brain who turns Arsenal into Pep’s Barcelona in Career Mode, as in “Fiz meu Arsenal virar o Barcelona do Pep Guardiola.”. Passion fruit juice brings a bright, chaotic tang for the emotional rollercoaster of being “Normal sofrer, eu so atleticano e vasco.”](https://x.com/galau73oe1/status/1586820018423173120). A dash of bitters represents the salty rants at bad coaches and classmates, like “Treinador ruim da porra cara,me deixou fora de uma partida de Champions.” and the leader-wannabe from school in “Tem um mlk na minha sala q e chato pa porra…”. The smoked salt rim evokes stadium smoke, Libertadores drama and all-caps eruptions such as “CHUPA KRLH,NACHO MELHOR MEIA DA LIBERTADORES CHUPA PORRA,NACHO ON FIRE”.

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This account shows a strong, outspoken passion that fits Gryffindor best. They speak very bluntly and emotionally about people around them, for example calling out a classmate with: “Tem um mlk na minha sala q e chato pa porra… Quer ser o líder,porém n tem liderança ou qualidades de um líder.”, which shows a willingness to confront perceived injustice and lack of real leadership. Their football fandom is intense and fearless: they vent about the coach in a dramatic way — “Treinador ruim da porra cara,me deixou fora de uma partida de Champions. E o adversário e o Barcelona do trio MSN,boa” — and celebrate players with all‑caps fervor like “CHUPA KRLH,NACHO MELHOR MEIA DA LIBERTADORES CHUPA PORRA,NACHO ON FIRE”. This impulsive, heated style is less about cold ambition or quiet diligence and more about bold emotion and standing loudly by their teams and opinions. Even their self-deprecating line about suffering as an Atlético and Vasco supporter — “Normal sofrer, eu so atleticano e vasco.” — shows a kind of fearless loyalty in the face of hardship that is very Gryffindor in spirit.

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A well‑known song that fits Roshi is Wavin' Flag by K'naan, especially the World Cup version, because their timeline revolves around football passion, hope, and resilient fandom. They constantly tweet about Atlético Mineiro and Brazilian football, like “Normal sofrer, eu so atleticano e vasco.”, which reflects the bittersweet struggle and loyalty that the song celebrates. Their admiration for iconic players and teams, from “Pelé” and “Messi” to “Real Madrid” and “Galo”, matches the song’s global, celebratory spirit of the game. Tweets like “quero mt q o Brasil seja hexa. So pelo Antony,Paquetá,Everson e Arana” show a hopeful, dreamer mentality that parallels the song’s themes of ambition and national pride. Even their emotional reactions to big matches, such as “CHUPA KRLH,NACHO MELHOR MEIA DA LIBERTADORES CHUPA PORRA,NACHO ON FIRE”, capture the same intense, soaring energy that Wavin' Flag embodies when "it’s time for freedom, and it’s time for winning."

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