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Lisa fits best because this user is creative, introspective, and emotionally intense, much like Lisa’s blend of sensitivity and overthinking. They openly discuss mental health and ideation, as in “it seems today as well ideation is what plagues my mind i am alright”, which parallels Lisa’s frequent struggles with sadness and feeling overwhelmed. They are also intellectually and artistically inclined—streaming, translating, covering songs, and drawing, seen in tweets like “i need to draw art for my covers/original but i’m lazy and don’t wanna do it but i don’t have money either so im kinda at a weird crossroad” and “i just saw a neverfiction kanaria video with the translation i made at 4 in the morning”. Their empathy and moral discomfort about things like sexualizing school uniforms in “子供たちが着る制服の性的化はすごく嫌悪感がある” further echo Lisa’s strong ethical compass. At the same time, they’re a bit chaotic and self-deprecatingly funny—drinking lactose-filled matcha despite being intolerant in “drinking my matcha latte with whole milk to feel something (i’m lactose intolerant)”—which matches Lisa’s occasional messy, very human moments beneath her high-achiever exterior.

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They lean Introvert (I): most posts are about home life, streaming, pets, and internal states rather than big social outings, and even distress is processed semi-privately, e.g. “i’m struggling a lot right now, but today’s stream is still happening. i will explain everything there” and “wow i fucking hate it in this house lol”. Their language shows Intuition (N): they often generalize and speak in concepts or metaphors instead of just facts, like “if you treat your work like a game, it gets so much easier. that is, unless your work is gaming. then it’s kinda hard to treat it like that” and whimsical steps such as “steps to ground yourself: 1) get septum piercing … 5) grounded”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over logical detachment: many tweets center on emotional experience and values, for example “it seems today as well ideation is what plagues my mind i am alright”, “i feel numb. it’s an awful feeling”, and value-based discomfort like “子供たちが着る制服の性的化はすごく嫌悪感がある”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P): they mention procrastination and low structure (“i need to draw art for my covers/original but i’m lazy and don’t wanna do it but i don’t have money either so im kinda at a weird crossroad”, “fuckkkkkkkkklk i don’t wanna DRAW!!!!! I DONT WANNA!!!!!!”), and joke about chaotic routines like melatonin and Miralax experiments (“one melatonin too little, two just right, three fucking g cancels out????”, “miralax percent where i try to get to gold withiutbshitting myself (i think im funny)”). Combining inward focus, imaginative and value-driven expression, and a flexible, slightly chaotic day-to-day approach makes INFP the best fit.

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Variety VTuber & part-time bunny. I translate, stream, and overthink. Once burned ramen and still ate it on stream. Main: @koyagigalaxy– @galaxykoyagi

Your signature cocktail
The matcha-infused gin nods to their cozy self-sabotage with caffeine and dairy, inspired by them “drinking my matcha latte with whole milk to feel something (i’m lactose intolerant)”, giving the drink a calm but quietly strong base. A light cap of whole-milk foam (which can be swapped for lactose-free) represents that chronic ‘I know this is bad but it tastes good’ energy running through their life and streams, like when they pushed through sickness to say “but i’ll still stream today!! being with my stars always gives me the energy i need~~”. Bright, fizzy yuzu soda captures their chaotic, meme-y, sometimes frantic timeline—bunny selfies, vtuber clips, and Valorant ranks, echoing “miralax percent where i try to get to gold withiutbshitting myself (i think im funny)”. The honey chamomile syrup is there to soften the edges of their anxiety and ideation, a gentle sweetness for posts like “it seems today as well ideation is what plagues my mind i am alright” and “i feel numb. it’s an awful feeling”. Finally, a dash of saline mirrors the literal and metaphorical salt in their life—hating the house, job stress, and heatstroke dog walks such as “so hot out,,, how can anyone survive this heat,,, taking the dogs out almost made me collapse from heat stroke,,,”—making this cocktail sweet, a little bitter, and just salty enough to taste very, very human.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong loyalty and care for others, even when they’re struggling themselves. For example, while feeling sick they still commit to streaming because “being with my stars always gives me the energy i need~~” (“feeling a little sick right now :,) but i’ll still stream today!! being with my stars always gives me the energy i need~~”), which reflects dedication and a desire not to let others down. Their warmth toward pets and friends is obvious when they talk about taking their dogs out despite the heat (“so hot out,,, how can anyone survive this heat,,, taking the dogs out almost made me collapse from heat stroke,,, ”) and helping a friend with a nose piercing using their own experience (“i just helped mae get their nose piercing in by getting all up in there and using my expertise”). They’re also grounded in day-to-day struggles—jobs, family, health—rather than big heroic or hyper-ambitious narratives, like when they joke about needing a miracle to avoid being forced into a full-time job (“the only way to possibly circumvent this is a sudden miracle monday where i suddenly get a good salary from twitch or smth like that 😭”). Even when dealing with panic, numbness, and ideation, they frame it in a way that reassures others (“it seems today as well ideation is what plagues my mind i am alright”), suggesting a considerate, others-focused mindset. Overall, their mix of loyalty, quiet perseverance, and care for friends and community aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A well-suited song for them is Bury the Light because it balances dramatic angst, self-awareness, and a kind of chaotic, memeable intensity that mirrors their online persona. They openly wrestle with mental health and numbness while insisting they’re managing, as seen in “it seems today as well ideation is what plagues my mind i am alright” and “i feel numb. it’s an awful feeling”, which fits the song’s themes of inner turmoil and pushing forward. At the same time, they’re playful, dramatic, and very online-gamer coded, from “miralax percent where i try to get to gold withiutbshitting myself (i think im funny)” to “i’m never getting out of iron 3”, matching the over-the-top energy and meme status the song has in gaming culture. Their love for toxic yaoi/yuri and rivalry dynamics in “my love toxic yaoi and toxic yuri rivals no other” also parallels the song’s dramatic, rival-esque narrative tone. Overall, Bury the Light captures both their darker introspection and their theatrical, shitposty, VTuber-gamer side in a way few other songs do.

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