GallowsTumour
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: He sits with family rituals despite different beliefs — 'I am agnostic but I did pray with her and it was very lovely' — which shows warmth and care.
- Reflective: Tweets like 'life and death or creation and entropy are kind of the same forces' demonstrate deep, contemplative thinking about existence.
- Observant: He notices and savors small details: 'This cat opened its front door all by itself... I love you cat.'
- Loyal: He values long friendships and meaningful late-night conversations, exemplified by 'Talked to a friend of 6 years' and cherishing a father conversation.
- Culturally aware: He recognizes how language shapes him: 'Portuguese me is incredibly kinder than English me,' showing self-awareness across cultures.
Weaknesses:
- Melancholic: He reports intense sadness and sleeplessness — 'My heart is heavy. I’m not sure what to do about it. I can’t sleep.' — which can be draining.
- Overthinking: He outlines cognitive traps explicitly: 'Thinking yourself into suicide is scarily easy...' showing a tendency to spiral into abstract, dark thought.
- Transience‑wary: He becomes distressed by the temporary nature of relationships: 'things really are so temporary,' which can lead to anxiety about loss.
- Public vulnerability: He shares highly personal emotional states on a public platform — e.g., 'I am sadder now than anyone has ever been' — which risks misunderstanding and emotional exposure.
- Political sensitivity: He navigates mixed audiences and cautious calls for nuance—'I have some right wing mutuals... I will speak my peace'—which can create friction with followers.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best match: intellectually curious, morally thoughtful, and emotionally perceptive. Like Souza, Lisa often worries about humanity ('In the future, humanity will become hopeless...') and cherishes quiet, meaningful moments (Souza and Lisa both treasure family rituals like prayer or late-night conversations). Both can be melancholic yet hopeful, and they express deep ideas in simple, earnest ways. Lisa's blend of compassion and intellect mirrors Souza's public voice.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
INFJ fits Souza's combination of introversion, idealism, and deep emotional awareness. Introversion appears in his preference for meaningful late-night talk: 'Had a very good conversation with my father today at night' and cherishing one-on-one reconnections. Intuition shows in wide, abstract reflections like 'life and death or creation and entropy are kind of the same forces.' Feeling is evident in his empathetic acts — praying with his sister despite being agnostic: 'I am agnostic but I did pray with her and it was very lovely.' Judging is suggested by his considered worldview and moral evaluations (noting who condemned or celebrated Kirk's death and seeking nuance), as in 'there are political chauvenists on the left... but there also is, is big leftists condemning that.' Together these lines show a principled, introspective advocate for meaningful human connection.
Some pickup lines for you
- Do you believe in rituals? Because I’d pray the rosary with you just to see that gentle smile again.
- Walk back to my old school with me in a suit and we’ll make the night a movie — I’ll bring the nostalgia, you bring the soundtrack.
- I’m bilingual: I can flatter you in Portuguese (kinder) or in English (more dramatic). Which version wins your heart?
- If you were a cat that opened your own door, I’d still cross the street just to say hello.
- Call me the memory you want to keep — because I’ll replay the moment you said 'You’re awesome' on loop.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • agnostic Canadian‑Brazilian | Quietly philosophical, often sentimental | Bilingual (Portuguese kinder, English sharper) | Cat‑lover, late‑night talker, collector of small, meaningful moments– @GallowsTumour
Your signature cocktail
Twilight Rosary
The 'Twilight Rosary' blends Portuguese port (nod to his Brazilian/Portuguese kindness and bicultural identity) with espresso for late‑night conversations and a bitter amaro that hints at melancholy. It's warm and bittersweet — just like his tweets: 'I did pray with her and it was very lovely' and 'It hurts so much... many moments that replay in my mind.' A twist of orange adds a small bright note, the little joys he celebrates ('Cute girl just said I’m awesome').
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Souza fits Ravenclaw for his philosophical curiosity and pattern-seeking thoughts about life, death and meaning. His post 'Rough thoughts but I think life and death or creation and entropy are kind of the same forces' demonstrates intellectual rumination rather than simple activism or bravado. He analyzes human behavior and future trends ('In the future, humanity will become hopeless and believe the flaws in their fellow man...'), which is a Ravenclaw trait of contemplative skepticism. While kind and loyal, his core drive seems to be understanding, which Ravenclaws prize.
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The Night We Met - Lord Huron
This song's aching nostalgia and desire to undo painful memory align with his 'moments that replay in my mind' and the bittersweet tone of 'I wish it worked out, but such is life.' The refrain about wanting to go back to a better time fits his wistful tweets about friendships, family conversations and temporary things.
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