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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, very online with niche interests, and proudly multifandom the way Lisa is into multiple causes and hobbies. Their self-aware jokes about being multifandom, like “no meu perfil inteiro tem 30293 fandons diferentes, vai de fandom de ordem paranormal até bl's ,, eh a vida do multifandom mesmo”, echo Lisa’s tendency to dive deeply into many obsessions. The user is sincere and dramatic about what they love, seen in posts like “tive que fazer né, comemorar que o ateez vai lançar comeback 👅” and “AGORA QUE EU LEMBREI QUE DUANG WITH YOU LANÇA AMANHÃ, VAI PORRA !!!!! VOU TER QUE MENCIONAR NA MINHA BIO”. Their anxiety and sensitivity, such as “mds mas eu vi a minha vida passando diante dos meus olhos, agora tô com medo de ter outra barata no meu quarto”, also fit Lisa’s overthinking side. Even their joking about social awkwardness — “eu quando sou uma pessoa que claramente não sabe reagir direito quando falam algo” — feels very Lisa-coded: thoughtful, passionate, a bit awkward, and extremely online about their interests.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about being on Twitter late at night and unemployment rather than social events (“já tá amanhecendo e eu aqui mexendo no twt ,, o desemprego eh triste”), and their humor is very self-focused and online-based instead of centered on big friend groups. Their posts show Intuition (N) through a focus on fandom identities, imagined scenarios, and emotional impressions rather than concrete, practical topics, like treating idols as symbolic comfort figures (“na minha cabeça ele vai continuar sendo fofo, pra mim ele eh apenas um bebê mwsmo que tenha o triplo da minha idade”) and joking about being multifandom as part of their identity (“mds no meu perfil inteiro tem 30293 fandons diferentes… eh a vida do multifandom mesmo”). They are clearly Feeling (F) driven: many tweets are about emotional reactions to idols and shows (“pqp o Jiahao eh a beleza em pessoa não é possível, que chinês lindo mds”) and about how things make them feel, like the “trauma” of a cockroach (“agora a cada coisa que eu sinto no meu corpo, eu falto morrer”), rather than logical evaluations. Their style points to Perceiving (P): they are spontaneous, staying up all night scrolling (“já tá amanhecendo e eu aqui mexendo no twt”), joking about changing their user impulsively (“nunca fui triste, consegui mudar meu user”), and reacting in the moment to comebacks and releases (“AGORA QUE EU LEMBREI QUE DUANG WITH YOU LANÇA AMANHÃ, VAI PORRA !!!!!”). Overall, the emotional intensity, fandom idealism, and flexible, unstructured lifestyle fit INFP best.

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Multifandom k-pop + BL enjoyer, part-time unemployed night owl. Once ‘came out’ to my mom as a k-pop fan and it was somehow the most dramatic reveal.– @gaoncottonhair

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Pink cotton-candy soju channels their nostalgia for idol eras and soft aesthetics, like when they miss Hanbin’s pink hair in “mds que saudade de quando o cabelo do hanbin era rosa 😞”. Cold brew coffee ice cubes keep the drink wired for late-night timelines and unemployment scrolling, mirroring “já tá amanhecendo e eu aqui mexendo no twt ,, o desemprego eh triste”. Lychee soda with popping boba is the hyper, bubbly multifandom chaos of someone whose profile has “30293 fandons diferentes, vai de fandom de ordem paranormal até bl's”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur nods to their dramatic reactions and tiny annoyances, like being haunted by cockroach trauma in “mds mas eu vi a minha vida passando diante dos meus olhos, agora tô com medo de ter outra barata no meu quarto”. The edible glitter and tiny gummy cockroach garnish celebrate their chaotic joy over comebacks and BL drops, echoing the all-caps excitement of “AGORA QUE EU LEMBREI QUE DUANG WITH YOU LANÇA AMANHÃ, VAI PORRA !!!!!” and the way they proudly cram “cat for cash” and “DYTD” into their identity in “eu tendo que mencionar cat for cash na bio pq não ia ficar bonito se eu colocasse DYTD e cat for cash no nome de exibição”.

Your Hogwarts House
They come across as a warm, community-oriented multifan who values emotional connection more than status or edge. Their delight in small social wins, like celebrating that their "account [is] hitting" because they now "have 15 followers" while joking about unemployment (“a minha conta hitando ,, agora tenho 15 seguidores”, “já tá amanhecendo e eu aqui mexendo no twt ,, o desemprego eh triste”), shows a humble, down‑to‑earth attitude typical of Hufflepuff rather than Slytherin ambition. They’re clearly loyal and soft toward their faves, repeatedly calling idols "bebê" and reacting tenderly (“na minha cabeça ele vai continuar sendo fofo, pra mim ele eh apenas um bebê”, “ele eh mto bebê mds eu vou chorar”), and they describe the struggle of "coming out" to their mom as someone who likes k‑pop in a self-deprecating but open way (“foi muito complicado eu me assumir pra minha mãe que gosto de kpop”), suggesting emotional honesty and a desire for acceptance. Their multifandom identity and wish to cram many BL titles in their bio (“a minha tml tá cheia de foto... eh a vida do multifandom mesmo”, “o tanto de nome de bl que eu queria colocar na minha bio mds ,, pena que não teria espaço o suficiente”) point to inclusive, non-elitist enthusiasm. Overall, they seem driven more by affection, fandom loyalty, and relatable everyday struggles than by glory, intellect, or ruthless ambition, which fits Hufflepuff best.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “Super Shy” by NewJeans. They constantly joke about being awkward and not knowing how to react, like in “eu quando sou uma pessoa que claramente não sabe reagir direito quando falam algo”, which mirrors the song’s shy, flustered vibe around others. Their timeline is chaotic, hyper and multifandom — from K‑pop to BLs — as they say in “mds no meu perfil inteiro tem 30293 fandons diferentes, vai de fandom de ordem paranormal até bl's ,, eh a vida do multifandom mesmo”, matching the bubbly, internet‑core energy of Super Shy. The song’s playful, slightly self‑deprecating lyrics also fit tweets like “já tá amanhecendo e eu aqui mexendo no twt ,, o desemprego eh triste” and their dramatic fangirling in “AGORA QUE EU LEMBREI QUE DUANG WITH YOU LANÇA AMANHÃ, VAI PORRA !!!!!”. Overall, the mix of shyness, chaos, and intense stan energy makes Super Shy a perfect match.

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