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Your Simpsons character
Bart's rebellious, chaotic energy mirrors the user's provocative humor and surreal scenarios. Tweets like 'why would you go back in time and kill baby hitler...' align with Bart's tendency to challenge norms. Their imaginative antics, such as 'lately Ive been appending genitals to every single google search,' fit Bart's mischievous streak. Both share a blend of humor, rebellion, and creativity.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user exhibits traits of an INTP: introverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. Their introspection is evident in tweets like 'sometimes i wish i knew how to consistently interact w/ people w/o getting bored.' Intuition drives their surreal and imaginative ideas, such as 'if i ever became famous id get a set of suspiciously abstract tattoos.' Their thinking side critiques societal norms, as seen in 'freedom from all earthly desires sucks ass actually.' Perceiving keeps them adaptable and chaotic, seen in 'lately Ive been appending genitals to every single google search.'

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Chaotic philosopher & surrealist jokester || Born to meow, claw, and question || Vitriol, oil, and 410 billion chairs clawed || LGBTQ+ absurdity, dark humor, and moshpit dreams || DM for chaos.– @garfiefdom

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The 'Vitriol Martini' captures the user's edgy and surreal personality. Absinthe reflects their chaotic and provocative nature, seen in tweets like 'freedom from all earthly desires sucks ass actually.' Blackberry liqueur adds a dark sweetness, matching their poetic musings like 'save a pale horse, ride death.' Activated charcoal gives it a mysterious, smoky look, fitting their fascination with surreal imagery. Lemon zest adds a sharp twist, echoing their biting humor.

Your Hogwarts House
Their provocative, rebellious nature and sharp wit align with Slytherin traits. Tweets like 'why would you go back in time and kill baby hitler...' show cunning and unconventional thinking. Their ambitious plans, like 'if i ever became famous id get a set of suspiciously abstract tattoos,' reflect Slytherin's love for intrigue. Their chaotic humor, seen in 'lately Ive been appending genitals to every single google search,' matches the house's mischievous spirit.

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The user's blend of dark humor and surreal musings, such as 'born to dig graves in loamy dirt,' aligns with the theme of loneliness and existential reflection in this song. Their rebellious tone, seen in 'freedom from all earthly desires sucks ass actually,' matches the song's defiant spirit. It's a fitting anthem for their chaotic and introspective vibe.

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