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Mr. Burns, the wealthy, power‑hungry capitalist from The Simpsons, matches the user’s ultra‑conservative, pro‑business stance. The user’s tweet 'Massively Cut Public Spending > Lower Corp. and Income Tax > Liberalize Drinking and Smoking Laws > Abolish the House of Lords > Half the Party is Anti Monarchy' mirrors Burns’s desire to slash government and boost corporate power. Their call to 'Drop Chinese EV tariffs and force removal of software from these EVs once they reach Canada' and criticism of 'Carney answer: Throw money at the problem' shows the same anti‑regulatory, profit‑first mindset Burns displays. The disdain for progressive ideas appears in tweets like 'The logic of intelligent design is perfectly reasonable to discuss, as long as we’re not going into religious dogma' and 'Woke Right is real', echoing Burns’s contempt for 'woke' culture. Finally, the focus on a 'public‑private compact' to solve a 'productivity crisis' – 'This productivity crisis represents underinvestment, innovation inertia, and a lack of coordination between public policy and private business' – reflects Burns’s habit of reshaping policy to serve his own industrial empire.

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The user’s communication is outward‑focused and confrontational, as shown by tweets like "Daily reminder that Cameron has literally referred to himself as a ‘First Generation Albertan’ so I suggest you put your money where your mouth is and gtfo," indicating Extraversion. Their commentary often centers on abstract, future‑oriented policy issues (e.g., "This productivity crisis represents underinvestment, innovation inertia, and a lack of coordination between public policy and private business"), reflecting an Intuitive (N) style. They consistently prioritize logical analysis over emotional appeals, evident in statements such as "WASPI women are pretty much the most annoying people I’ve ever heard of" and "We ought to ban gambling," which aligns with Thinking (T). Finally, they display a structured, decisive approach to politics and forecasting, as in "Alberta By Elections predictions: Edmonton Strathcona: 🟧NDP wins but lose around a dozen points..." and "I’m generally supportive of S.33… a lot less controversial to do a standard back‑to‑work… rather than force through a rejected contract," indicating a Judging (J) preference. Together these traits point to an ENTJ personality type.

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21 | Econ grad @UAlberta ’27 | Policy analyst @CPC_HQ | UCP supporter | #Oilers fan who once spilled coffee on a senator (still caffeinated)– @GartnerOwen

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The Elbow Up Elixir is a bold, layered cocktail that mirrors Owen's outspoken, high‑energy political commentary. It blends Canadian rye whisky (the sturdy backbone of his conservative leanings) with maple syrup (the sweet optimism for Alberta’s future), ginger liqueur (the spicy, sometimes provocative tone of his tweet "And let’s not forget that our defensive tandem is just a little bit better then what they got in Pittsburgh."), Campari (the bitter edge of his criticism, as in "The logic of intelligent design is perfectly reasonable to discuss, as long as we’re not going into religious dogma."), and a splash of club soda (the effervescent, meme‑driven side seen in "Elbows hitting the Earth's Core"). The drink’s smoked ice garnish reflects his incendiary stance, echoing "Woke Right is real" and the unapologetic boldness of "We ought to ban gambling". In total, the Elbow Up Elixir captures his mix of Canadian pride, political fire, and a dash of humor.

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The tweets show a strong drive for political influence and strategic change, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. For example, they propose sweeping reforms: "We ought to ban gambling" and "Focus on: Self Defence & Property Rights • Immigration & Integration • Crime in general • Energy & Resource Projects • Deficits" indicating a desire to reshape policy. They also advocate cutting taxes and public spending: "> Massively Cut Public Spending > Lower Corp. and Income Tax > Liberalize Drinking and Smoking Laws" showing a calculated push for power. Their praise of political maneuvering, such as "Political genius on display from Alberta’s separatists", underscores a cunning, ambitious mindset. Overall, this pattern of ambitious, strategic political goals aligns best with Slytherin.

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Your timeline shows a stubborn, defiant voice that refuses to compromise – you say “Well I’ve been generally supportive of S.33 and will continue to do so…” and repeatedly push hard‑line positions like “We ought to ban gambling” and “We should not focus on EV mandates.” These tweets illustrate a “won’t back down” attitude toward both policy and cultural debates, echoing Tom Petty’s refrain “I won’t back down.” Your willingness to confront “Woke Right” narratives and champion free‑market ideas mirrors the song’s message of standing firm in the face of opposition.

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