Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses jokes and exaggerated reactions, like joking about DuoLingo getting “freaky” with streaks in “GANG WHY IS DUO GETTING FREAKY WITH MY STREAK” and sleeping almost 24 hours in “I slept ALMOST A WHOLE 24 HOURS”.
- Affectionate: Shows clear affection for pets and family, calling the rabbit “such a funny dude” in “Just look at him he's such a funny dude” and being happy to stay with their dog in “I GET TO STAY WITH MY DOG”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own struggles and changes over time, like saying they’re a different person and thinking of a new account in “Should I make a new one cuz I'm a completely different person now?” and admitting “I just suck at it” about grammar in “my first language is in fact English I just suck at it”.
- Protective: Stands up for themselves and boundaries, such as blocking people they find weird in the bio “I block weirdos f off,” and being angry that their stepsister stayed friends with an ex who hurt them in “why tf are you friends with my ex anyway”.
- Open-hearted: Shares feelings openly about breakups and hurt, like admitting they still love or miss their ex in “I'm still in love with my ex💔” and “I wanna text my ex:(”, which shows emotional honesty.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Acts and speaks quickly in heated situations, such as getting suspended for a fight in “I'm suspended cuz I beat tf out of her” and rapidly changing decisions about the hospital in the series starting with “Nvm I'm going after school tmr”.
- Aggressive: Resorts to or glorifies violence, like proudly stating they “beat tf out of her” in “I'm suspended cuz I beat tf out of her” and tweeting “I bouta pull a Kurt Cobain 😼” alongside a violent lyric in “Watch my 9mm go bang…”.
- Emotionally-reactive: Mood and posts swing heavily around relationships, like rapidly shifting between missing and resenting their ex in “I'm still in love with my ex💔” and “I don't love him🗣️‼️ I don't miss him🗣️‼️”.
- Conflict-prone: Gets into repeated interpersonal drama—fights at school in “she got into a fight… We love jimmy”, harassment from peers in “THE GIRL THATS BEEN HARASSING ME”, and ongoing issues with exes in “I'm just gonna keep doing this with all my exs gang💀”.
- Risk-taking: Mentions nicotine and dark self-harm references, like linking themselves to “Nicotine” in “Nicotine” and the post “I bouta pull a Kurt Cobain 😼”, hinting at unhealthy coping and risky attitudes.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, funny, impulsive, and constantly beefing with people while still being oddly soft-hearted. Like Bart, they get into fights and treat it as a badge of honor, e.g. bragging about being suspended because they “beat tf out of her” and joking that even the cop is on their side when their sister asks if she was the one who dragged or got dragged, and they say the cop is on their side “We love jimmy gng even the popo on my side😼”. They show Bart-like dark humor about themselves, such as “I bouta pull a Kurt Cobain 😼” and calling their account a “dead af account” while still popping back in for fun. Their rebellious attitude shows in blocking "weirdos" in their bio, complaining about edtwt and saying “I fucking hate people”, and flexing fights and school drama like being posted on the school ship account “who tf is lyric 😭💀”. At the same time, they’re sentimental and emotional about relationships—crying over their ex and tweeting things like “I am currently very mad at him after crying about him”—which fits Bart’s hidden soft side under all the trolling and chaos. Overall, the mix of delinquent energy, jokes, school drama, and buried feelings is way more Bart than anyone else in the family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly post about friends, family, fights, and wanting to be seen/remembered online, e.g. “I miss my 2023 moots are y'all still here?🥀💔” and “Face reveal”, and they treat X as a place to loudly process drama in public rather than privately. Their focus is strongly Sensing: they describe concrete bodily experiences and immediate surroundings like a UTI, periods, being in the hospital, food, clothes, and pets, for example “I have a fucking UTI and this is the most annoying shit I've ever had to deal with besides my exs” and “Uhh I got a rabbit”. They are clearly Feeling-driven: decisions and reactions are based on emotions, relationships, and perceived respect, such as “Got broken up with because I got grounded??? It's okay he's controlling af anyway I literally couldn't have any guy friends” and “I don't love him🗣️‼️ I don't miss him🗣️‼️ I just miss the time and other shit I wasted on him”. Finally, they look Perceiving rather than structured: their life feels spontaneous and reactive (sudden sleep marathons, on–off with their ex, impulsive fights/suspensions), like “Turns out she was only saying that for attention 😬 And also I'm suspended cuz I beat tf out of her🗣️‼️” and the rapid back-and-forth about going/not going to the hospital in multiple posts such as “NVM X 3 I DON'T THINK I HAVE TO GO”. Overall, a loud, emotional, in-the-moment, socially expressive style with a flair for drama and aesthetics fits ESFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 500 years from now scientists will find Dream fanart and think he’s a god — plot twist, they also find your X page and assume you were the alt baddie high priestess of 2026… can I be your devoted little cult member or nah?
- You slept almost 24 hours that one time — if you ever do that again, I volunteer as tribute to be the person you wake up to 5:30pm confused texting like, “gang wtf happened,” so I can say, “you finally dreamed about me.”
- You got fur boots, a belly ring you forgot wasn’t standard issue, and you proudly rock the 🖤🩶🤍💜 in your bio… that’s not ‘just a chill guy,’ that’s main-character energy. I’m just trying to figure out how to be a lovable side character in your lore.
- You beat someone up, got suspended, survived Safehaus, three periods a month AND a controlling ex who gave you 3 stolen dollars for Valentine’s… statistically speaking, I think you deserve at least one partner who buys you candy, stuffed animals, and never makes your grandma drive you to the hospital over them. Resume attached: it’s me.
- You said you’re a 2011 baby, 5'5, any pronouns, bunny parent, alt TikTok fur-boot baddie who lowkey still loves Cellbit… hypothetically, if I binge Hazbin with you, hype your bunny in a carrot costume, and never get a buzz cut, does that qualify me for a spot in your pinned or at least your Snap streaks?
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Your new Twitter bio
2011-born chaos in fur boots. Bunny parent, alt fashion enjoyer, ex-DSMP kid, occasional 24‑hour sleeper. Once got mistaken for an ESL kid on Roblox.– @gAsh_twoo
Your signature cocktail
Sigma Bunny Goon Juice
This drink is fizzy and bright to match their chaotic, high-energy vibe and self-proclaimed alt baddie era, especially after saying they’re now one of those “tiktok fur boot wearing alt baddies trust” “I got myself a pair of fur boots I'm now one of those tiktok fur boot wearing alt baddies trust”. Sparkling pink lemonade stands in for their loud, sweet, playful front, like when they flex being “bad af” and a chill guy who blocks weirdos “Yes I'm bad af trust” and “just a chill guy I block weirdos f off”. The non-alcoholic absinthe/herbal bitters adds a slightly dark, intense edge, nodding to their hospital/mental health arcs and dramatic posts like “Gng I might get sent to a mental hospital 😬” and the Kurt Cobain reference “I bouta pull a Kurt Cobain 😼”. White grape juice keeps it sweet but a bit more mature to reflect them being 14, growing through messy relationships and standing up to controlling exes “Got broken up with because I got grounded??? It's okay he's controlling af anyway…”. The activated charcoal sugar rim is for their edgy, slightly toxic humor and black/grey/white aesthetics like the ace-flag heart combo “The best I got is this 🖤🩶🤍💜”. Finally, the gummy bunny garnish is an obvious tribute to their beloved rabbit and bunny obsession “Uhh I got a rabbit” and “Glorious bunny”, because no Ash-inspired drink is complete without a little chaotic bun on top.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Ash shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness and willingness to fight for themself. They brag about physically standing up to a bully – “Turns out she was only saying that for attention 😬 And also I'm suspended cuz I beat tf out of her 🗣️‼️” – and talk about dragging someone in a fight with the school cop on their side – “My sister:'where's my sister she got into a fight' Cop at my school:'is she the one who dragged or got dragged?' We love jimmy gng even the popo on my side😼”. They’re impulsive and dramatic in how they talk about conflict and emotions, like “Bro posted a 4 hour call on his story... I WAS BOUTA CRASH OUT” and the hyperbolic “I bouta pull a Kurt Cobain 😼”, showing high-intensity, act-first energy. At the same time, they’re fiercely protective and values-driven: they hate being around certain toxic communities – “WHY IS EDTWT ON MY FEED FUCK OFFFFFFR” – and call out a controlling, racist ex while still honestly narrating their feelings – “Got broken up with because I got grounded??? It's okay he's controlling af anyway...” and “istg if he continues to be racist and shit im snitching to his daddy😾”. This combination of confrontational courage, emotional intensity, and moral line-drawing fits Gryffindor much better than the more patient Hufflepuff, cerebral Ravenclaw, or coldly strategic Slytherin.
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Your song
Therefore I Am - Billie Eilish
Therefore I Am fits them because it’s all about being unbothered, setting boundaries, and clowning people who don’t deserve your energy, which matches their whole vibe. Their bio (“just a chill guy I block weirdos f off”) and posts like “The amount of ppl I blocked today just because they pmo is insane” show the same ‘don’t mess with me’ attitude Billie has in the song. They’re openly critical of people who treat them badly or act fake, like when they say “Got broken up with because I got grounded??? It’s okay he's controlling af anyway…” and “I don't love him🗣️‼️ I don't miss him🗣️‼️ I just miss the time and other shit I wasted on him”. The song’s mix of confidence and irritation at other people’s nonsense matches tweets like “I fucking hate people” and their general refusal to entertain drama. At the same time, they still show vulnerability and chaos in love, like “I'm still in love with my ex💔”, which fits the emotional undercurrent beneath the song’s cocky surface.
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