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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious about the future, creative, and quietly political. Like Lisa, they’re very self-reflective and often exhausted by overthinking and expectations, as shown when they say they have "tanta coisa pra falar" but also a huge "exaustão" that stops them from even putting things into words: “Eu tenho tantas ideias e tanta coisa pra falar, mas ultimamente isso veio junto de uma exaustão tão grande que nem coragem pra por em palavras eu tenho”. They show a strong sense of social awareness and frustration with unfair systems, similar to Lisa’s critiques of institutions, as in their ENEM reflection about how the system is "injusto e sem parâmetro de equidade": “enquanto eu reflito o quanto o sistema é injusto e sem parâmetro de equidade”. Their artistic passion and reliance on commissions echo Lisa’s dedication to her craft (the sax/music), constantly promoting their art and education in it: “MINHAS CUMISSOES ESTAO ABERTAS MINHAS CUMISSOES ESTAO ABERTAS MINHAS CUMISSOES ESTAO ABERTAS” and “Artistas, como evolui no desenho artistas, por favor respondam”. They also struggle with interacting socially and feeling out of place, much like Lisa at school: “Queria reaprender a interagir, eu sou meio:” and “Queria fazer amizades mas não sei chegar nas pessoas”. Finally, despite the exhaustion and melancholy, there’s still a gentle, caring, slightly dramatic humor in their posts—very Lisa-coded, someone who feels deeply, critiques the world, and channels it all into art.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they repeatedly mention difficulty socializing and a preference for staying home, e.g. “Queria fazer amizades mas não sei chegar nas pessoas” and “evito sair de casa, ficou difícil depois de um tempo”. Their focus leans to intuition (N) over concrete sensing, often framing things in terms of feelings, meaning, and ideas rather than just surface details, like “Eu tenho tantas ideias e tanta coisa pra falar, mas ultimamente isso veio junto de uma exaustão tão grande que nem coragem pra por em palavras eu tenho” and reflections on grief in “a dor do luto nunca vai ir embora, e ta tudo bem”. They clearly favor feeling (F) over thinking: decisions and comments are grounded in emotion, empathy, and self-worth struggles (pricing their art accessibly, e.g. “é complicado equilibrar preço acessível que ainda valorize meu tempo e esforço, não gosto de cobrar caro”), and they talk tenderly about their dog and friends, like “Ja pensaram que por poucos reais ces podem ter uma arte linda assim? Ajudem minha cadelinha”. Their lifestyle and work patterns point to perceiving (P) rather than judging: they often mention procrastination, exhaustion, and changing plans (artblock, tweaking their carrd and prices over time) such as “Vou tirar um tempo pra ajeitar meu carrd, tabela de comissões e os krlh. Então se pa que eu fico mais off ainda” and “Eh, eu mudei os preços no carrd, acho que segunda ele fica pronto pra postar aqui”. Altogether, their introspective, emotional, idealistic tone and somewhat unstructured, flexible approach to work and life align best with INFP.

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Selim • freelance illustrator & writer • funding my art by drawing yours • once pulled an all-nighter just to fix one strand of painted hair 🎨– @gatopastely

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a strong espresso shot for those exhausted but relentless grind vibes, like when they say “morri nao só to cansado” yet keep pushing commissions and studies. The sweetened condensed milk adds creamy comfort and softness, echoing the self-deprecating cuteness and the way they call themselves a “pobre alma” while promoting their art, or gush over their OCs like “Meu filhote Yokai”. Passion fruit juice brings a tangy punch, representing their dramatic, chaotic humor and emotional swings, like reflecting on grief in “a dor do luto nunca vai ir embora, e ta tudo bem”. Sparkling water gives it a fizzy, bubbly surface for the playful timeline full of memes, FNAF hype, and commissions shenanigans, as in “Gosto de fazer essas bobice de vez em quando”. A small float of coffee liqueur on top makes it slightly indulgent and a bit adult, nodding to turning 18 and joking that “meu twt praticamente entrou no cio” while still feeling like a kid watching SpongeBob in “Vou fazer tudo isso eventualmente e continuar assistindo bob esponja”. Overall it’s lightly sweet, a little bitter, caffeinated, and quietly intense—just like an artist yelling “MINHAS CUMISSOES ESTAO ABERTAS” into the void with a sketchbook in one hand and a coffee in the other.

Your Hogwarts House
Selim consistently presents as a hard‑working, gentle, and community‑oriented artist, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff values. They repeatedly emphasize work ethic and perseverance in art, even when struggling: for example, reflecting on exhaustion and still trying to improve anatomy and style in “Boa noite grupo, to num puta momento de desgostar do meu traço e me bater com anatomia e os caralho, mas eu juro que to tentando. Vou tirar tempo pra estudar melhor.”. Their kindness and desire to help others and their pets also stand out, such as asking people to support their commissions partly to help their dog in “Ja pensaram que por poucos reais ces podem ter uma arte linda assim? Ajudem minha cadelinha”. They show loyalty and warmth toward friends and clients, thanking them and boosting others’ work, as in “#comissao para @BeatrizIcy 🩵 Muito obrigada pela preferência 🥺🔄” and defending another artist with “Esse pobi coitado realmente tem muita coisa pra resolver e vende artes lindas, não custa nada dar uma olhadinha”. While there are hints of creativity and introspection that could suggest Ravenclaw, the dominant pattern is diligence, mutual support, and a down‑to‑earth concern for fairness and survival (e.g., venting about exploitative apps in “Odeio app/site que te cobra pra ter o basico, eu ME RECUSO e NÃO VOU PAGAR pelo que deveria ser o MINIMO DE UMA EXPERIENCIA DECENTE.”), which are classic Hufflepuff traits. Overall, Selim’s focus on steady work, caring for others, and building a small, safe community fits Hufflepuff more convincingly than the other houses.

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Bored by Billie Eilish fits them well because it blends exhaustion, emotional weight, and quiet determination with a soft, introspective vibe that matches their timeline. They often talk about being drained yet still pushing forward with art, like in “Eu tenho tantas ideias e tanta coisa pra falar, mas ultimamente isso veio junto de uma exaustão tão grande que nem coragem pra por em palavras eu tenho” and “Tentando seguir a vida no meio do caos Carrd na bio”. The song’s theme of feeling stuck but still present mirrors their struggles with artblock and self-doubt, as seen in “Boa noite grupo, to num puta momento de desgostar do meu traço e me bater com anatomia e os caralho, mas eu juro que to tentando.” and “Eh oficial, artblock é castigo.”. At the same time, they keep opening commissions and adjusting their carrd to improve their situation, like “MINHAS CUMISSOES ESTAO ABERTAS MINHAS CUMISSOES ESTAO ABERTAS MINHAS CUMISSOES ESTAO ABERTAS” and “Bom dia pessoas, eu finalmente refiz meu carrd pra ficar mais decente, além de dar uma mexida nos preços pra deixar mais acessível.”, which reflects the quiet resilience under the song’s melancholy tone. The mix of vulnerability, tired humor, and softness in their posts echoes the emotional texture of Bored’s lyrics and sound.

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