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Your Simpsons character
They line up most with Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper‑fixated on their interests, and very online about it. Their obsessive, slightly pretentious fandom energy (ranking and defending bands, e.g. “Current top 5 bands: Bad Omens Sleep Token Metallica Airbag Queen” and having strong opinions like “I wonder if people would lynch me if I confessed that I don't like Caramel or Look To Windward”) mirrors Lisa’s passionate niche tastes. Like Lisa, they swing between confidence and vulnerability, joking about being a disaster while also posting things like “I hate feeling like I don't even deserve to be alive” and “Wishing for the thoughts to go away”. Their earnest commitment to writing and thinking deeply about ships and fic dynamics (“I think Slaxl is definitely my main ship to write, I just love them so much”) feels very Lisa-coded in how she throws herself completely into her current fixation. Finally, the mix of horny, sarcastic, and self-aware humor—like “Spread them wider, white boy 🗣❗️” and “I hate gay people (when do they kiss???)”—reads like an older, extremely online version of Lisa’s repressed chaos finally getting a Twitter account.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: lots of time in their "personal cave" and hobbies like reading (Jack the Ripper book), listening to music, and writing fanfic, with little mention of parties or big social events, e.g. “Just a guy with a lot of free time (He/Him)”. Their tweets are full of ideas and imaginative scenarios rather than concrete daily details, like “The growing urge to write a fic with Lars getting passed around the band like a blunt hmmm” and many ship/fanon takes, which points to Intuition over Sensing. They focus strongly on feelings, relationships, and characters’ emotional dynamics, using emotional language and exaggeration—“May this love happen to me 🙏🙏” and “I hate feeling like I don't even deserve to be alive”—which aligns with Feeling. Their tone is reactive, impulsive, and playful rather than structured; they jump from one obsession or idea to another (“The people want Bo RPF content❗️❗️”, “Someone write this IMMEDIATELY please”), suggesting a flexible, Perceiving style rather than a planned Judging approach. Taken together—introverted fandom life, heavy imagination and shipping, strong emotional expression, and spontaneous posting—INFP fits best.

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Fic writer in a cave, powered by riffs and slow burns. Once paused a GNR solo to jot down Slaxl dialogue. He/Him • AO3: nicolas_gay_disaster– @gayawkwardmess

Your signature cocktail
Bold and unashamedly chaotic, this drink starts with a smoky mezcal shot for all the guitar-slinging, rock-obsessed energy and their undying Slaxl devotion in “I think Slaxl is definitely my main ship to write, I just love them so much”. Cherry liqueur adds a sweet, romantic, slightly slutty note for moments like “I'll take all of them at the same time, please and thank you :D” and “Spread them wider, white boy 🗣❗️”. A homemade yerba mate syrup nods to their South American roots and love for James drinking mate in “Amo a James tomando mate, ídolo”. A few drops of chili tincture capture their horny, caps-lock, unfiltered thirst in “THE PEOPLE WANT BO RPF CONTENT❗️❗️” and “Spread them wider, white boy 🗣❗️”. It’s all topped with sparkling lemonade to represent the fizzy, meme-y, self-deprecating humor that shines through even in darker posts like “I hate feeling like I don't even deserve to be alive” and the way they still joke about their own chaos in “Just a guy with a lot of free time (He/Him)”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by intense fandom meta and creative engagement, especially around writing and constructing narratives, which points strongly to Ravenclaw’s creativity and love of ideas. They talk about the craft of fanfiction and motivation to write, as in “Or not having enough motivation to actually write them” and proudly noting, “I did it myself :)” when sharing their own work, showing a focus on imaginative production rather than clout or drama. They also display a reflective, analytical side: their comment on a 411k-word slow burn, “Slow burn so good that they said 'I love you' to each other after 411k words”, shows attention to structure, pacing, and emotional payoff in storytelling. Even their music and book interests—like posting about a Jack the Ripper book in “Metallica ALMOST mentioned in my Jack The Ripper book?!?! WHAT”—suggest someone who enjoys digging into content and making connections rather than just passively consuming it. While there are flashes of Gryffindor-style boldness in their unabashedly horny and opinionated posts, the consistent throughline is a brainy, creative fan who lives in analysis, fic concepts, and media crossovers, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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A well-fitting song for them is “Sad But True” by Metallica: heavy, intense, and a little unhinged in the best way. They’re a passionate metalhead and fic writer, hyping Metallica constantly, like when they say “Every time I listen to 2 x 4 I feel the urge to punch someone in the face” and gush over the Load era in “God, the load era was something else”. The song’s dark, self-confrontational tone matches their candid posts about mental health, such as “I hate feeling like I don't even deserve to be alive” and “Wishing for the thoughts to go away”. At the same time, the aggressive riffs and swagger mirror their horny, chaotic enthusiasm in tweets like “Spread them wider, white boy 🗣❗️” and “Already bent over, just waiting 👅”. Sad But True captures that blend of darkness, intensity, and loud, unapologetic energy that runs through their entire timeline.

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