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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Her passion for writing and niche fandoms, like 'Feeling feral about my beloved toxic yuri that like 10 people on earth care about,' showcases her imaginative spirit.
- Humorous: Her sarcastic takes on life, such as 'Neighbor in the hall is screaming, 'I SMELL SHIT! I SMELL IT! I SMELL IT!' god I fucking hate this apartment,' highlight her wit.
- Passionate: Her investment in fandoms and writing, like 'When I first got to this tag back in September... Today, thanks to @livrworst we have officially doubled the numbers!' shows her dedication.
- Resilient: Her ability to handle frustrating situations like apartment issues and moving, as shown in 'I feel so happy when I’m at my house even though I still don’t have my furniture in here yet,' reflects her strength.
- Observant: Her keen observations about everyday life, such as noticing a clown in a shopping plaza ('Also on my way home I saw a literal clown walking down the street'), highlight her attention to detail.
Weaknesses:
- Sarcastic: Her sarcastic tone, like 'Why the fuck would I ever post on that slop site?' about LinkedIn, may come off as abrasive to some.
- Impatient: Her frustrations with home improvement tasks, such as 'Curtain rods are my WORST ENEMY,' show a tendency toward impatience.
- Judgmental: Her harsh critiques of others, like 'This Tr*mp cum guzzler from the bowels of my hometown FB,' suggest a judgmental streak.
- Overcommitted: Her tweet 'How it feels to get yet another fic idea before you have even finished the one you’ve been working on for over a month' implies she may take on too much at once.
- Overly Critical: Her tweet about her boss's AI work, 'Having to laugh react to your boss’s AI slop,' shows a tendency to be overly critical.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Hailey's wit, passion for niche interests, and sarcastic humor make her a great match for Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, Hailey is deeply invested in her intellectual pursuits, such as her fanfiction writing. Her sarcastic takes on life, like 'Why the fuck would I ever post on that slop site?' about LinkedIn, echo Lisa's sharp humor. Both are also strong-willed and opinionated, with Hailey's disdain for ignorance ('Girls from my hometown will... refuse to ever vaccinate the baby') paralleling Lisa's activism.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Hailey's introspective and creative nature aligns with the INFP personality type. Her passion for writing and niche fandoms, like 'Feeling feral about my beloved toxic yuri,' reflects the imaginative side of INFPs. Her disdain for ignorance and injustice, as seen in 'Girls from my hometown will... refuse to ever vaccinate the baby,' highlights her strong values. Her sarcastic humor and occasional frustrations ('Curtain rods are my WORST ENEMY') show her emotional depth and sensitivity. Overall, Hailey's blend of creativity, passion, and introspection fits the INFP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Selinamy fic? Because I could spend hours unraveling your layers.
- Do you believe in toxic yuri? Because I feel feral every time I see you.
- Is your name Amy? Because you’ve been speaking to my heart all night.
- Are you a curtain rod? Because I’d struggle all day just to hang out with you.
- Are you a possum? Because I’d love to see you crawl into my life.
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Your new Twitter bio
Writer of niche gay MILF fanfiction | Toxic yuri enthusiast | Selina Meyer stan | Professional MILFologist | Navigating homeownership one curtain rod at a time | Hailey_writes on AO3– @gayforjld
Your signature cocktail
The Toxic Yuri
The 'Toxic Yuri' cocktail captures Hailey’s bold and creative personality. The vodka represents her sharp wit, as seen in 'Why the fuck would I ever post on that slop site?' The blackberry liqueur adds a dark, passionate twist, reflecting her love for 'toxic yuri.' Lime juice adds a zesty kick, mirroring her sarcastic humor. Soda water keeps it refreshing, like her ability to find joy in small things ('Patio beer and gay milf smut writing time'). Edible glitter adds a touch of flair, embodying her unique style.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hailey's loyalty to her fandoms and her dedication to writing fit the Hufflepuff traits of hard work and perseverance. Her tweet 'When I first got to this tag back in September... Today, thanks to @livrworst we have officially doubled the numbers!' shows her commitment to her community. Her resilience during her moving struggles, like 'Patio writing time makes all of the agony of home improvement tasks worth it,' also reflects Hufflepuff's tenacity. While she has a sarcastic side, her overall warmth and passion align better with Hufflepuff than any other house.
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She Works Hard for the Money - Donna Summer
This song fits Hailey's hardworking and resilient nature. Her tweet 'Today I built a bed frame, installed a towel hanger, and almost installed curtains' highlights her determination. The song's theme of perseverance mirrors her struggles with moving and home improvement, as seen in 'Patio writing time makes all of the agony of home improvement tasks worth it.' The upbeat yet determined tone matches her sarcastic but passionate personality.
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