Your Simpsons character

Mr. Burns

Gay Manc's personality and actions mirror those of Mr. Burns, the wealthy and powerful owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is a staunch conservative with strong opinions and a disdain for the 'woke' culture. 'I hate twats talking about public services when none of them would ever be able to work in the private sector.' He is also a master manipulator, often using his wealth and influence to achieve his goals. 'They’re biding their time, Martyn. All they want is a Labour government in power that they can bully to get higher pay awards for their members….at the expense of the taxpayer.' Just like Mr. Burns, Gay Manc is not afraid to use his power to get what he wants, even if it means exploiting others. 'I think this is the first and last time I will agree with this bloke.'

Strengths and Weaknesses

Strengths:

• Strong opinions: He frequently expresses his views on various topics, often with strong language, demonstrating his conviction and passion for his beliefs. 'I'm unapologetically Tory.'
• Critical thinker: He challenges the status quo and criticizes policies and actions he disagrees with, showing his analytical and questioning nature. 'This is not a plan. Who will staff the extra appointments?'
• Independent thinker: He expresses his own views, even if they differ from the mainstream, highlighting his independent thinking and refusal to follow the crowd. 'I have serious issues with the decision to lockdown, but anyone that sat at home doing diddly squat in the sun that now has the gall to most about increases in tax needs to give their head a wobble.'
• Passionate about politics: His frequent tweets about political issues, leaders, and policies demonstrate his deep interest and engagement in the political landscape. 'I’ll ignore the gender babble, but one word that drives me around the bend is “colonised”.'
• Advocate for traditional values: He expresses support for traditional values and criticizes what he perceives as the excesses of the 'woke' culture. 'I hate twats talking about public services when none of them would ever be able to work in the private sector'

Weaknesses:

• Strong language: He often uses harsh and critical language, which could be perceived as aggressive or offensive to some. 'This woman is a criminal.'
• Generalizations: He sometimes makes sweeping generalizations about groups of people, which could be seen as prejudiced or unfair. 'Why is @itvnews referring to fishy Rayner as “radical”, but @SuellaBraverman as right wing? You stink!'
• Lack of nuance: He often presents issues in a black-and-white manner, neglecting to consider complexities or alternative viewpoints. 'I’d still vote for a felon over a senile puppet.'
• Tendency to exaggerate: He sometimes uses hyperbole and exaggeration to make his points, which could be seen as misleading or lacking credibility. 'I hate people that group gay people together because of this fat “NHS drainer” kind of person.'
• Bias: His strong political affiliations and views can sometimes lead to biased opinions and a lack of objectivity. 'The left of the party are trying to exact their revenge. It’s a shit show'

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Your new Twitter bio

Conservative. Not easily offended, but easily offend. Gay and proud. I'm unapologetically Tory. I'm not afraid to speak my mind, even if it means ruffling some feathers. I'm passionate about education, the NHS, and the future of the UK. Let's talk!– @GayTory

Your Hogwarts House

Slytherin

Gay Manc's strong ambition, cunning, and drive for success align with the traits of Slytherin. He is a staunch supporter of the Conservative Party and its policies, demonstrating a desire for power and influence. 'I'm unapologetically Tory.' He is also a skilled strategist, often analyzing political situations and predicting outcomes. 'They’re biding their time, Martyn. All they want is a Labour government in power that they can bully to get higher pay awards for their members….at the expense of the taxpayer.' His willingness to use strong language and criticize his opponents reflects a Slytherin's ambition to dominate and achieve their goals, even if it means being ruthless. 'This woman is a criminal.'

Your movie

Your song

The Final Countdown - Europe

This song, with its themes of anticipation, change, and the unknown, reflects Gay Manc's outlook on the current political landscape. He is a strong supporter of the Conservative Party, but he is also aware of the challenges facing the UK and the potential for significant changes in the future. 'I'm unapologetically Tory.' He is also a strategic thinker who analyzes political situations and predicts outcomes. 'They’re biding their time, Martyn. All they want is a Labour government in power that they can bully to get higher pay awards for their members….at the expense of the taxpayer.' Just like the lyrics of the song, Gay Manc is preparing for the next chapter in the UK's political journey, even if it means facing uncertainty and potential upheaval. 'I’ll ignore the gender babble, but one word that drives me around the bend is “colonised”.'

Your video game

Your spirit animal

Fox

The fox, known for its cunning, adaptability, and resilience, is a fitting spirit animal for Gay Manc. He is a skilled strategist who is able to navigate complex political situations and anticipate the moves of his opponents. 'They’re biding their time, Martyn. All they want is a Labour government in power that they can bully to get higher pay awards for their members….at the expense of the taxpayer.' He is also a strong advocate for his beliefs, and he is not afraid to challenge the status quo or speak his mind, even if it means ruffling some feathers. 'I'm unapologetically Tory.' Just like the fox, Gay Manc is able to adapt to changing circumstances and survive in a challenging environment. 'I'll ignore the gender babble, but one word that drives me around the bend is “colonised”.'

Some pickup lines for you

• You must be a Conservative, because you're looking absolutely smashing.
• I'm not easily offended, but you're making me blush.
• Do you believe in traditional values? Because I think we'd make a great team.
• I'm all for devolution, so how about we devolve into a romantic relationship?
• I'm a bit of a political junkie, but I'd be happy to take a break for you.

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