Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently turns daily hassles into jokes, like the shower pun in “n tomo banho desde o ano passado kkkk” and the Uber rant in “toda vez que eu vou pegar um uber tenho que me humilhar pedindo pra nao cancelar”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for music, festivals, and bands, such as stressing over Lollapalooza in “como explicar pra a mulher do rh que eu só posso começar a trabalhar depois do lollapalooza” and celebrating guitar moments in “quebrei a palheta tocando guitarra isso foi muito rock n roll”.
- Affectionate: Expresses genuine care for close people, like openly praising his father in “acho que meu pai é o cara mais foda do mundo”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes his own quirks and flaws, as in “corajoso é o homem que dá em cima de mulher que tem twitter” and “ouvird patrick horla qnd criança me fez crescer meio retardado”.
- Creative: Uses vivid, playful phrasing and cultural references, like “release the fucking doves and i'll shoot them one by one!” and poetic complaints in “cada dia que passa parece que passou um dia”.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Frequently expresses hostility toward platforms and services, such as “desejo tudo de ruim pra quem criou o tiktok shop” and “tim fibra deveria acabar”.
- Impulsive: Mentions risky or extreme reactions, like pre-booking travel before securing tickets in “se eu n conseguir comprar esse ingresso eu me jogo da sacada do airbnb q eu JA RESERVEI” and joking about 99 moto danger in “se eu morrer andando de 99 moto saibam que eu já sabia o que me esperava”.
- Profane: Uses frequent swearing and aggressive language, such as the long outburst in “PORRAPORRAPORRAPORRAPORRA...” and insults in “bahia nao serve nem pra vender coisa lugar amaldiçoado que so tem duro”.
- Negative: Leans into complaint-focused posts about people and places, like “eu odeio menores de idade ficam na rua a gritar” and “nunca vou esquecer do cara falando que isso é a trilha sonora da disfunção erétil”.
- Avoidant: Sometimes expresses desire to withdraw or give up on things, as in “n saio mais de casa esse ano” and contemplating quitting platforms in “n sei pq uso esse aplicativo ainda”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, sarcastic, and constantly chasing fun and mild chaos. They lean into mischief and dark humor, like joking about dangerous choices and consequences in tweets such as “se eu morrer andando de 99 moto saibam que eu já sabia o que me esperava” and “n tomo banho desde o ano passado kkkk”. There’s a strong adolescent vibe of complaining about school-adjacent or life responsibilities while prioritizing fun, e.g. “como explicar pra a mulher do rh que eu só posso começar a trabalhar depois do lollapalooza” and “esse mlk precisa volta a trabalhar logo”. Like Bart with his obsessions (skate, pranks, TV), this user fixates enthusiastically on music, games and fandoms, as seen in “estourei a mizinha tocando avenged e isso foi mto rock n roll” and “acordando cedo pra jogar dlc de gta, voltei pra 2014”. At the same time, there’s occasional genuine affection under the sarcasm, reminiscent of Bart’s softer side, like in “acho que meu pai é o cara mais foda do mundo”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They read as more introverted than extraverted: lots of tweets are observational, ironic, and self-contained rather than about big friend groups or constant socialising, and they emphasize solo activities like gaming and guitar, e.g. “acordando cedo pra jogar dlc de gta, voltei pra 2014” and “quebrei a palheta tocando guitarra isso foi muito rock n roll”. Their focus is strongly concrete and sensory (S): daily annoyances and tangible experiences dominate—transport, tickets, tech, clothes, money—like “toda vez que eu vou pegar um uber tenho que me humilhar pedindo pra nao cancelar pqp que desgraça” and “bahia nao serve nem pra vender coisa lugar amaldiçoado que so tem duro”, rather than abstract theorizing. The tone is blunt, sarcastic, and often detached, pointing to Thinking over Feeling: see “odeio nerds”, “tim fibra deveria acabar”, and “desejo tudo de ruim pra quem criou o tiktok shop”, where they criticize things directly instead of trying to smooth feelings. They are clearly more spontaneous than structured, consistent with Perceiving: they joke about impulsive or poorly planned decisions like “se eu n conseguir comprar esse ingresso eu me jogo da sacada do airbnb q eu JA RESERVEI” and “eu achei mesmo q 50 palhetas por 30 reais era um bom negocio”. Taken together—quietly self-contained, concrete and experience-focused, bluntly logical in tone, and improvisational in lifestyle—they fit best with ISTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can break a string playing Avenged and call it ‘muito rock n roll’, imagine what happens if we plug in together – worst case, we just buy 50 more picks for 30 reais and call it a good night.
- You said you can only start working after Lollapalooza – perfect, I’ll send an email to RH explaining that your new job is showing me every single show you already booked an Airbnb for.
- You think your dad is the coolest guy in the world, you scream ‘VAMO MEU VASCO DA GAMA’, and you sell your Apple Watch just to chase show money – I don’t know you, but your priorities are dangerously close to my type.
- You complain that nobody listens to shoegaze on Line 2 to the airport and that São Paulo is full of gays on February 4th… how about we fix both problems: I’ll bring the shoegaze playlist, you bring the airport selfies, and we meet somewhere between the gate and the mosh pit.
- Since 2026 is ‘prometendo demais’ for you – surfista, Lolla, shows, guitar hero arc unlocked – how about we add one more goal to the list: go out with someone who actually knows the lyrics you randomly tweet by heart and sings them (badly) next to you instead of from a pirated stream?
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SSA-based guitar rookie who broke a string playing Avenged. Festivals > HR start dates. Trying to earn money, avoid TikTok Shop, and catch every good show.– @gbrfoda
Your signature cocktail
Lolla Mafia Mizinha Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with espresso for the chaotic, sleep-deprived grind of someone who tweets things like “n tomo banho desde o ano passado kkkk” and still has energy to scream about life. A guaraná soda reduction brings Brazilian hyperactive sweetness, matching festival hype and lines like “como explicar pra a mulher do rh que eu só posso começar a trabalhar depois do lollapalooza”. Lime juice cuts through with acidic humor, reminiscent of “bahia nao serve nem pra vender coisa lugar amaldiçoado que so tem duro” and the constant roasting of apps, internet, and strangers. A dash of bitters nods to their mini-rants about tech and platforms, like “tendo que usar o teamspeak pq o discord é incompetente e o suporte nao existe” and “desejo tudo de ruim pra quem criou o tiktok shop”. It’s served over crushed ice with a rim of coarse salt & sugar to symbolize how their life swings between wholesome affection (“acho que meu pai é o cara mais foda do mundo”) and absolute degeneracy like “se eu n conseguir comprar esse ingresso eu me jogo da sacada do airbnb q eu JA RESERVEI”. Strong, a bit chaotic, and unexpectedly sweet, it’s basically their timeline in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a mix of ambition, self-preservation and a sharp, somewhat ruthless humor that aligns most closely with Slytherin. They are intensely goal‑oriented and willing to rearrange life around what they want, like prioritizing a festival even over work: “como explicar pra a mulher do rh que eu só posso começar a trabalhar depois do lollapalooza”. There’s also a strong streak of strategic self‑interest and financial scheming, such as joking about fake screens to get rich: “estamos a uma tela fake de distancia de ficar rico!” and the satisfaction of flipping an item for money: “VENDI O APPLE WATCH PORRA VAO SE FODER QUEM DESACREDITOU”. Their tone often leans into aggressive, competitive energy and wishing ill on annoying systems or people, e.g. “desejo tudo de ruim pra quem criou o tiktok shop” and the all‑caps outburst “PORRAPORRAPORRAPORRA…”, suggesting a volatile, confrontational edge rather than Gryffindor idealism or Hufflepuff softness. While they do show some loyalty and affection (like “acho que meu pai é o cara mais foda do mundo”), the dominant pattern is ambition, self‑preservation, and a slightly cynical, opportunistic worldview—classic Slytherin traits.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known My Chemical Romance anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits them because their timeline is saturated with emo/alt rock energy and references to MCR shows, like when they said “bem q o mcr devia realocar a cadeira inferior pra pista premium sla kkk”. The song’s mix of drama, irony, and perseverance matches their tone: they joke about money and chaos (“preciso urgentemente ganhar dinheiro”, “se eu n conseguir comprar esse ingresso eu me jogo da sacada do airbnb q eu JA RESERVEI”) but keep chasing shows, trips, and experiences anyway. They’re sentimental beneath the sarcasm, like when they say “acho que meu pai é o cara mais foda do mundo” and “a gente so da valor quando perde mesmo”, which mirrors the song’s nostalgic, emotional core. Their guitar obsession and ‘rock n roll’ self‑image (“quebrei a palheta tocando guitarra isso foi muito rock n roll”, “estourei a mizinha tocando avenged e isso foi mto rock n roll”) also fit the grand, theatrical rock vibe of the track. Overall, the song’s emo epic aesthetic, mix of melancholy and humor, and commitment to keeping going through messes reflect exactly how they present themselves online.
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