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Your Simpsons character
GDR509 perfectly captures the spirit of Bart Simpson through their chaotic blend of internet subculture, crude humor, and a rebellious attitude toward authority. Much like Bart’s classroom antics, they frequently engage in edgy commentary, questioning “why do American elect a retard as a president?” and expressing an “absolute hatred of what the state of AAA game's are”. Their obsession with gaming and niche memes mirrors Bart’s love for Krusty the Clown and video games, especially when they spiral into tech-induced frustration, lamenting, “i hate my fucking chud life” over a dead laptop pixel. Despite the cynicism, there is a youthful, hyper-fixated energy in their constant speculation about Deltarune and Silksong, reflecting a kid who stays up too late on the internet just to “open it again after not even 2 seconds”.

Your MBTI personality Type
GDR509 exhibits Introversion through a focus on solitary digital hobbies like Roblox scripting and a self-deprecating online presence, exemplified by the realization that they “just closing twitter on my tab only to open it again after not even 2 seconds”. Their Intuition is clear in their constant speculation about game lore and abstract thoughts, such as when they “imagine if human had tails” or predict future release dates. The Thinking trait manifests in their blunt, often cynical critiques of politics and industry trends, notably questioning “why do American elect a retard as a president?”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown by a self-described habit of posting “random stuff” and their spontaneous reactions to the internet's chaos, such as their frustration when they “just got a dead pixel on my laptop”.

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Southeast Asian tech enthusiast and Roblox developer. When I’m not debugging dead pixels or predicting Deltarune drops, I’m navigating the lore of modern gaming.– @GDR509

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is an experimental, high-voltage mix reflecting a life lived in 'hell (southeast asia)' while waiting for Toby Fox to drop a lore nuke. The bitter notes capture their “absolute hatred of what the state of AAA game's are,” while the neon colors represent the trauma of searching for guitar parts and seeing “a g string... thinking i would find a g string guitar.” The salted rim honors the 'chud life' struggle of “just got a dead pixel on my laptop, i hate my fucking... life,” creating a drink that is as chaotic and chronically online as their Twitter feed. It’s finished with a sunflower garnish because they are “calling it, in chapter 5 there Will be some type of bouncing sunflower thing.”

Your Hogwarts House
GDR exhibits a strong Ravenclaw profile through their intellectual curiosity and analytical approach to media and technology. In their bio, they specify they are “learning Roblox animation and scripting rn”, showcasing the house's signature love of learning new skills. Their wit and observational humor are evident when they analyze game mechanics, such as noticing “Minecraft bedrock has a bug that uses all of your memory until it crashes your game”. Furthermore, they display deep analytical thinking regarding industry trends, noting that Disney “will instead just invest on an already pre existing IP that they own” rather than original stories. This combination of technical interest, industry critique, and creative problem-solving aligns perfectly with the house of Rowena Ravenclaw.

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This song perfectly captures the user's chaotic, tech-saturated life where they find themselves “closing twitter on my tab only to open it again after not even 2 seconds”. Their personality is a mix of digital frustration and hyper-fixation on internet subcultures, ranging from complaining that they “just got a dead pixel on my laptop, i hate my fucking chud life” to criticizing the rise of “ai slop”. The song’s theme of a world governed by technology reflects their bio about learning Roblox animation and their constant engagement with gaming news. Ultimately, GDR509's stream of consciousness about politics and memes feels like a modern, frantic update to the song's commentary on a world where “someone should kill ai” and everything is mediated through a screen.

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