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The user shows a pattern of compulsive overeating and weight anxiety similar to Homer's love of food, as seen in tweets like "my net intake today was 857c. if u see something blowing in the wind it might be me" and "i ate 1.2k cals today instead of binging!!!!". They also express frequent depressive and suicidal thoughts, echoing Homer's occasional despair ("i keep pointing guns at myself in my dreams" and "i'm so fat"). Their sexualized fanart obsession and childish behavior (e.g., "i have a binky") mirror Homer's often immature and lewd humor. Moreover, the user's self‑deprecating humor and erratic mood swings ("i'm sober 😐") align with Homer's classic comedic self‑destruction. Overall, Homer best captures the mix of overeating, mental health struggles, and crude humor present in the tweets.

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The user shows introverted tendencies, often posting personal, internal thoughts and seeking one‑on‑one interaction (e.g., "anyone got any discord servers i can join?"). They focus on concrete details and sensory information, such as calorie counts ("my net intake today was 857c") and food descriptions. Their decision‑making is driven by feelings and personal values, evident in emotional statements like "i’m so fat" and "my stomach hurts really badly". Finally, their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous, with impulsive posts about binge eating, late‑night activities, and unplanned plans ("i’m just going to stay up bruh no use in trying to sleep rn").

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18‑yr artist & JJK fan 🎨 | Sketching Toji, Yuma & more | Calorie‑counting foodie 🍕 | Once turned curly hair into a spaghetti monster 🌀 | DM for collabs– @genitalcrusader

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This cocktail mirrors @genitalcrusader's chaotic, calorie-obsessed vibe. The bright citrus of yuzu sake echoes their love for anime and Toji, while the coffee liqueur adds the dark, binge-driven energy of their 'imna eat a pizza tmmrw maybe let's hope i don't binge cuz it's lowkey 1.2k cal for the entire thing ❤️' tweet. A cannabis-infused simple syrup nods to the edibles struggle they warned about: 'holy shit guys don't take edibles for nearly a month and then quit cold turkey You will Die'. Whipped cream on top represents the indulgent, sexual fantasies like 'i need to draw toji with cum on his face', and a pinch of chili powder adds the spicy, self-destructive edge that fuels lines such as 'i feel the gains already! do i look like toji? (•̀ᴗ•́ )و'. Together the drink is a sweet, potent, and slightly dangerous mix that feels like a binge-filled night of anime, calories, and raw emotion.

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The user shows strong personal ambition, repeatedly seeking attention and status, as in "my posts get no traction i rlly wanna be like one of those big jjk accounts >.>". They also display a willingness to pursue self‑serving desires without regard for conventional morality, e.g., "i need to draw toji with cum on his face don't ask me why" and "i've never loved any character like i do with toji and sukuna… my mind and my pussy". Their fascination with cunning, power‑driven characters like Toji and Sukuna, and a tendency to justify morally ambiguous behavior ("i hate when people make toji a scumbag… he's not a dick") further aligns with Slytherin values of ambition and resourcefulness. Overall, the pattern of self‑interest, desire for recognition, and comfort with morally grey actions points to Slytherin.

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The user’s constant self‑criticism and depressive tone, such as "i'm so fat" and "my stomach hurts really badly like it is nauseas", echoes the alienation in Radiohead’s “Creep” (“I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo”). Their obsessive fixation on characters ("i've never loved any character like i do with toji and sukuna…") and confession of bizarre behaviors ("i be stroking my shit while hiding in closets watching other people have sex") highlight a feeling of being an out‑of‑place “creep”. The recurring suicidal hints (Location: "我想死", "i keep pointing guns at myself in my dreams") match the song’s haunting, self‑destructive mood. Overall, the blend of body‑image insecurity, mental distress, and yearning for acceptance makes "Creep" by Radiohead a fitting anthem for this user.

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