Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Designer: Professionally works with Photoshop and recently earned a promotion to “designer nível 2”.
- Loyal Fan: Demonstrates intense passion for Vivo Keyd Stars and T1, even “crying during a LoL match”.
- Resilient Reader: Claims that surviving “409 chapters of Rent a Girlfriend” makes them capable of achieving anything.
- Humorous Personality: Uses self-deprecating humor regarding their “Bronze 4” rank and meager “10 reais budget” for carnival.
- Social Connector: Actively organizes group activities, like bringing a “projector to work” or planning a “friend's proposal”.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination Habit: Admits to “delaying arriving at work” specifically to avoid tedious tasks like creating a one-pager.
- Excessive Alcohol Consumption: Frequently tweets about drinking heavily, such as planning to “drink pure gin for 3 days” or buying “Jurupinga and draft beer”.
- Poor Financial Luck: Complains about “bad luck in games and life” and failing to buy tickets before they “sell out”.
- Low Stress Tolerance: Often feels overwhelmed, stating they feel like they will “faint at any moment” or want to “give up on dreams”.
- Workplace Dissatisfaction: Describes going to work as “depressing” and opens Photoshop with “bad will”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
@geniusmonsterr embodies the chaotic, rebellious, and fun-loving spirit of Bart Simpson, often navigating the world with a mix of sarcasm and mischief. Much like Bart’s disdain for authority and school, they express a relatable misery toward the daily grind, complaining that “voces nao tem noção do quão deprimente é ir para o trabalho ficar 7 horas na frente do photoshop” or admitting to “adiando chegar no emprego pq nao quero fazer o onepager”. They share Bart's penchant for pranks and late-night antics, such as when they “trouxe um projetor pra empresa pra iniciar a maior resenha de todos os tempos”. Despite the trouble, they have a creative side and a deep connection to their social circle, constantly planning schemes or “o pedido de namoro do meu amigo em call”. Ultimately, their lifestyle of gaming, watching anime, and drinking with friends mirrors the Eat My Shorts attitude of Springfield's favorite troublemaker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Belly exhibits Extroversion (E) through a highly social lifestyle, frequently tweeting about “the biggest party of all time” and planning elaborate group outings. Their Intuitive (N) side is shown in their creative profession and dramatic, metaphorical expressions of internal states, such as claiming a design was “sent to me through a prophetic dream.” Despite a sharp wit, they lean toward Feeling (F), openly sharing emotional vulnerabilities like “crying on the 917h bus over the tiny causes of my life.” Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in a chaotic, spontaneous approach to life, from “delaying arriving at work because I don't want to do the onepager” to the last-minute challenge of making the “best carnival costume of all time in 10 days with 10 reais.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the CBLOL tickets page? Because I’ve been waiting forever, I'm stressed out, and you're the only thing I'm trying to secure this week.
- Forget Rent-a-Girlfriend—after 409 chapters, I think you deserve a 'Real-Girlfriend' who actually treats you to a beer that costs more than 10 reais.
- I may not be a professional designer, but I can definitely help you visualize a future where you never have to work at a 'borracharia' again.
- You don't need a 10-reais budget or 10 days to make the best carnival costume; you already look like a prize just wearing that Adidas tracksuit.
- Is your name Isabelly? Because your magnificent modus operandi has me feeling more parassocial than an Osasco local listening to Taylor Swift on the 917h bus.
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Lead Designer & CBLOL enthusiast. Once survived reading 409 chapters of Rent-a-Girlfriend just to prove I can endure anything. Catch me crying on the 917H bus.– @geniusmonsterr
Your signature cocktail
The Toxic Yaoi & Gin
This drink is a chaotic mix of professional exhaustion and parassocial obsession, mirroring a life spent “7 hours in front of photoshop”. The pure gin base fulfills their heroic mission to “help the distilled spirits industry recover”, while the dark berry syrup represents their deep commitment to reading “409 chapters of Rent a Girlfriend”. To capture the highs and lows of being a Vivo Keyd fan, the bitter tonic reflects the “ritual of humiliation” of the commute, while the silver glitter adds that “clean girl bag” aesthetic. It’s a strong, experimental cocktail best served while “re-watching Naruto not for the story but for the toxic yaoi.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user exhibits a blend of ambition and self-preservation, celebrating a promotion to “designer nível 2” while showing a clear resourcefulness in achieving their goals, such as making the “melhor fantasia... com o budget de 10 reais”. Their cunning and competitive nature shine through their intense pride for their team, often claiming “APENAS SOMOS MELHORES” and declaring the rise of the “DINASTIA VIVO KEYD STARS”. Furthermore, they aren't afraid to be blunt or prioritize their own entertainment, evidenced by their desire to “ficar bebendo gin puro numa rede durante 3 dias seguidos” and their open distaste for certain anime fans. This focus on personal status, group loyalty, and achieving results with whatever means available aligns them perfectly with Slytherin.
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Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift
Isabelly’s feed is a self-deprecating montage of 'chaotic-neutral' energy, blending professional burnout with a dramatic flair for life's minor inconveniences. She openly jokes about her 'misfortunes' and perceived flaws, such as when she claims “it’s bad luck in love, bad luck at the beach, bad luck in life” or describes her daily commute as a “ritual of humiliation.” Her affinity for Taylor Swift, evidenced by her quoting lyrics like “tolerate it doesn't leave my head,” makes this anthem of relatability and 'main character syndrome' an ideal fit. Much like the song, her persona revolves around being the lovable 'problem' child of her own narrative, whether she is “openly opening Photoshop with a bad attitude” or threatening to “give up on her dreams and die” over minor setbacks.
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