Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Openness: Shares personal emotions and relationships openly, e.g., "I love my girlfriend!!!!" and "i think im spiraling".
- Resilience: Keeps posting positive goals despite health setbacks, e.g., starting a gym/eating schedule after migraines.
- Community Engagement: Seeks advice from the Magic community, e.g., "Can any uw familiars players tell me how the deck feels...".
- Humor: Uses witty jokes and self‑deprecating humor, e.g., "ass too fat to care" and "Trans women only spaces are called Seattle Washington".
- Self-Improvement: Commits to personal development, e.g., a dedicated gym/eating schedule and plans to try prog again.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsivity: Posts sudden, drastic ideas like "CHAT SHOULD I GET IMPLANTS AND HAVE HUGE TITS" and "think I'm gonna start taking prog again".
- Negativity: Frequently expresses discouragement, e.g., "whats even the point" and "i feel so discouraged".
- Boundary Issues: Shares personal contact info and encourages DMs to a private account, e.g., "request @depraved_damsel" and posting phone number.
- Self-Criticism: Harshly judges self, e.g., "repulsively ugly mb" and repeated self‑deprecating comments.
- Health Neglect: Mentions extreme sleep and food deprivation, e.g., "not eaten or drank in 17 hours" and migraines limiting activity.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is the best match because the user is a highly intellectual, science‑loving, and socially aware individual, much like Lisa’s love of learning and activism (e.g., Geoscientist avid magic player). The user’s open expression of love for her girlfriend – 'I love my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [picture]' – mirrors Lisa’s caring and supportive nature toward friends and family. Their frustration with clout‑driven scenes, as seen in 'The cedh scene is unfortunately very clout stained…', reflects Lisa’s disdain for social injustice. The frequent emotional vulnerability expressed in 'I think I'm spiraling' and 'I feel so discouraged' aligns with Lisa’s occasional feelings of isolation and self‑doubt. Overall, Lisa’s blend of intellect, empathy, and activism best captures the user’s personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user’s communication is highly extroverted, frequently addressing the audience directly (e.g., 'Good morning lovely people :)' and 'Chat should I get implants…') and seeking interaction. They focus on concrete, sensory details such as dosage measurements ('weighing 15mg pio is fucking impossible'), daily routines ('Starting pio tomorrow…') and physical sensations ('wanted to go to the gym but this fucking migraine kills me'). Their decisions are guided by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like 'I’m thankful for estrogen and my girlfriend' and 'Please tell the people that you care about that they matter.' Finally, they show a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle, often sharing impulsive feelings ('I think I’m spiraling', 'whats even the point') and short‑term plans rather than strict schedules, indicating a perceiving preference.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Pio‑playable Manamorphose? Because every time I see you, you turn my ordinary day into a perfect combo of excitement and love.
- I’m a geoscientist, so I know how to read layers—your profile shows layers of magic, art, and gym dedication, and I’d love to excavate every one with you.
- If we were a cedh deck, you’d be the commander that everyone respects; I’d gladly pay the clout tax just to sit at the table next to you.
- Your love for Riftbound and Halo shows you’re a gamer at heart—how about we co‑op a night of gaming, then hit the gym together and see who can ‘squishmax’ the other?
- Your girlfriend’s art is amazing, but I bet together we could create a masterpiece—maybe a portrait of us casting a love spell while lifting weights.
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Your new Twitter bio
Geoscientist, MTG strategist, trans advocate. Former top cEDH GM (622 LP). I once used a rock sample to explain a Pauper combo. #ScienceMeetsMagic– @geolo_gay
Your signature cocktail
Olive's Prismatic Geode
Olive's Prismatic Geode captures the earthy core of a geoscientist with gin as the smooth, mineral base, while the blue curaçao and grenadine swirl like mana and rainbow pride, echoing the tweet 'Trans women only spaces are called Seattle Washington' and the exuberant 'I love my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1'. The splash of olive brine adds a salty, grounding note, a nod to the name Olive 🪨 and the line 'I'm thankful for estrogen and my girlfriend'. The lime juice gives a bright edge mirroring the user's sharp humor in 'Annie and other people who perpetuate this line of thinking should be sent to the hague' and the daily ups and downs. The drink is layered like a geode, representing the complexity of their identity and hobbies, from Magic decks ('If manamorphose becomes legal in red decks, I will come play cedh again') to gym goals. It's a bubbly, colorful cocktail that celebrates love, resilience, and the sparkle of magic.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly emphasizes personal advancement, such as planning a strict gym and diet regimen to become "hotter" ("Good morning lovely people :) I hope everyone has a great day! I'm starting a pretty dedicated gym/eating schedule in an attempt to get hotter…") and expressing excitement about competitive Magic decks ("Starting pio tomorrow. I'm fucking pumped to fatmaxx" and "If manamorphose becomes legal in red decks, I will come play cedh again"). Their concern with clout and status in the cedh community ("The cedh scene is unfortunately very clout stained…") shows a desire to rise above others, a classic Slytherin trait. They also discuss potential body modifications ("CHAT SHOULD I GET IMPLANTS AND HAVE HUGE TITS") indicating a willingness to use any means to achieve personal goals. While they display loyalty to their girlfriend, the dominant pattern is ambitious self‑improvement and strategic positioning, which aligns best with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
The user constantly affirms their trans identity and celebrates self‑love, which aligns with the anthem “Born This Way” by Lady Gaga. The lyric “I’m beautiful in my own way, don’t hide yourself” mirrors tweets like “I’m thankful for estrogen and my girlfriend and eating so much that I gain a few pounds today 💕” and “I love my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1”. Their struggle with self‑doubt – “I think I’m spiraling” and “I feel so discouraged” – is exactly what the song’s empowering chorus (“Don’t be a drag, just be a queen”) addresses. The playful question about getting implants (“CHAT SHOULD I GET IMPLANTS AND HAVE HUGE TITS”) shows a desire for body autonomy, echoed in the line “Don’t be afraid, you’re a masterpiece”. Finally, the pride in being a trans woman (“Trans women only spaces are called Seattle Washington”) fits the song’s message of unapologetic self‑acceptance.
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