Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal friend: Shows deep care and appreciation for Alexandre in multiple tweets like “EU AMO O ALEXANDRE CARA PAPO RETO #PPRT” and “hoje faz exatos dois ano que eu e xande samos bffssss !!!!!!!!!”.
- Passionate fan: Expresses intense enthusiasm and emotional investment in My Chemical Romance and Gerard Way in tweets like “MDS ESTOU SECO DE TANTO GOZA MEU DEUS TE ODEIO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE” and “eu amo tanto o gerard mds eu tiraria meu coração com as próprias mãos e entregaria pra ele :(”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses self-deprecating humor and awareness of their own quirks, like “se voces virem uma bolota lord farquaad no dia do show do mcr sou eu ta tabom Ta” and the playful bio and list in “10 things about me ☆ age: 16 ☆ gender: cu…”.
- Supportive defender: Defends artists and people they admire, such as calling out unfair criticism of Lindsey in “to me descascando com o povo reclamando das aparições da lynz…” and defending other artists in “imagina voce nao saber nem desenhar boneco de palito e vir querer desmerecer outros artistas”.
- Creative enthusiast: Shows interest in drawing and musical theatre, e.g. stressing about promised art in “prometi desenho pra nana e agora perdi todas as minhas habilidades de desenho” and love for Wicked in “fale oq quiser de mim MAS por acaso voces sabem cantar a opera da glinda?”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecation: Frequently puts themself down emotionally, as seen in “ninguem me ama mais ninguem quer ouvir eu falar dos meus hiperfocos igual um banana” and “off topic eu fico tao feliz quando algum tweet meu tem mais de 4 likes eu me sinto acolhido as vezes seila”.
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive or vulgar expressions when upset or excited, like “o cara usando meu nome abertamente vsfd” and intense, explicit reactions in several MCR tweets such as “MDS ESTOU SECO DE TANTO GOZA”.
- Emotional impulsivity: Tweets show sudden emotional peaks and crises, for example “estou a beira de um enlouquecimento e a culpa vai ser do gerard e do alexandre” and crying heavily just from seeing Gerard on a screen in “eu to chorando de soluçar so pq eu vi o gerard NO TELAO”.
- Negative self-image: Makes bleak or self-diminishing comments about themself and their future, such as “se deus quiser eu morro virgem amem” and describing themself as insignificant in “gente me conheco vo dar” contextually paired with insecurity.
- Insecurity in skills: Expresses frustration and lack of confidence in their drawing ability, like “odeio ficar muito tempo sem desenhar eu literalmente tenho que aprende tudo do ZERO” and worrying about having “perdi todas as minhas habilidades de desenho” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: extremely passionate, hyper-verbal, and oscillating between melodramatic humor and earnest emotion. Like Lisa with her obsessions (sax, causes, favorite bands), this user has intense hyperfixations, especially on My Chemical Romance and Gerard Way, gushing things like “MDS ESTOU SECO DE TANTO GOZA MEU DEUS TE ODEIO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE” and “eu amo tanto o gerard mds eu tiraria meu coração com as próprias mãos e entregaria pra ele :(”. They also show self-aware sensitivity and insecurity, very Lisa-coded, when they say “off topic eu fico tao feliz quando algum tweet meu tem mais de 4 likes eu me sinto acolhido as vezes seila” and “ninguem me ama mais ninguem quer ouvir eu falar dos meus hiperfocos”. Like Lisa defending what she loves, they frequently call out unfairness in fandoms, e.g. “ridiculo querer rotular quem eh fa realmente de algo so pq ela nao ouve o mesmo artista 24hrs por dia” and “agora imagina voce ser tao insignificante a ponto de ficar fazendo chacota com gente alheia”. Finally, their nerdy side and pride in helping others, such as “mds eu ajudando a mei a se localizar pelos metros de sp me sinto um sensei”, echo Lisa’s mix of competence, dorkiness, and heartfelt care for friends and family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extravert (E): they constantly engage others, narrate social plans and events, and perform their emotions publicly, like panicking about appearing in the MCR video in “o mcr ta gravando video do pessoal na fila mds do ceu o medo de eu aparecer e estar igual o fiuk” and screaming in all caps about the concert in “MDS ESTOU SECO DE TANTO GOZA MEU DEUS TE ODEIO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE”. Their style fits Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they exaggerate, speak in metaphors and hyperbole, and focus on feelings/meanings over concrete data, e.g. “eu amo tanto o gerard mds eu tiraria meu coração com as próprias mãos e entregaria pra ele :(” and joking about their name as “yan de tras pra frente eh ALO DIABO”. They clearly favor Feeling (F): they react to issues through personal values and emotions, defending people from ridicule in “agora imagina voce ser tao insignificante a ponto de ficar fazendo chacota com gente alheia” and venting about wanting to feel appreciated in “off topic eu fico tao feliz quando algum tweet meu tem mais de 4 likes eu me sinto acolhido as vezes seila”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they are spontaneous, chaotic, and self‑deprecating about lack of structure—talking about losing all drawing skill after a break in “odeio ficar muito tempo sem desenhar eu literalmente tenho que aprende tudo do ZERO” and joking about being on the verge of breakdown because of fandom hype in “estou a beira de um enlouquecimento e a culpa vai ser do gerard e do alexandre”. Taken together—their loud social energy, emotional intensity, imaginative exaggeration, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle—ENFP is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘seco de tanto goza’ só de ver o MCR no telão, imagine eu do seu lado in the middle of the gun fight, screaming ‘WHATS THE WORST THING I COULD SAY’ and holding your hand on day 05.
- You said you’d die happy if people called you in the neutral — so, neutrão: can I be the Alexandre of your timeline, but instead of saving lares I just save you from watching MCR lives alone?
- You helping Mei navigate the São Paulo metro like a sensei was cute, but if I get lost on the way to the MCR show, can I follow your ‘bolota Lord Farquaad’ cosplay as my official emotional GPS?
- As someone ‘at the brink of insanity because of Gerard and Alexandre,’ I volunteer as third culprit: I’ll talk about Wicked, your hyperfocuses and that dream cartaz‑de‑mercado job with you until ‘Cancer’ starts playing and we flee the live together.
- You said ‘if God wills I’ll die a virgin, amen’ — plot twist: God just saw your thread screaming at the MCR setlist, whispered ‘keep running,’ and shipped us harder than Lucas Pavanato and Nikolas Ferreira.
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16 • drawing, metros of SP & My Chemical Romance logistics • once dreamt of writing supermarket promo signs, now I just live-tweet setlists– @gerardchinelos
Your signature cocktail
Homes Pelados My Chem-tini
This cocktail starts with a silver cachaça shot for the loud, chaotic Brazilian energy of someone who can tweet “MDS ESTOU SECO DE TANTO GOZA MEU DEUS TE ODEIO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE” while watching a stream of their favorite band “MDS ESTOU SECO DE TANTO GOZA MEU DEUS TE ODEIO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE”. A Guaraná soda reduction with lime keeps it sweet and hyper, like guiding a friend through the São Paulo metro while feeling like a sensei “mds eu ajudando a mei a se localizar pelos metros de sp me sinto um sensei”. Black cherry liqueur brings in the dramatic emo heart that lives for My Chemical Romance and Wicked, screaming lyrics in all caps and begging the band not to leave “NAO VAI EMBORA MCR NAO VAI EMBORA”. A tiny dash of saline solution adds a salty, self-deprecating teariness, echoing their loneliness and oversharing mood “ningu em me ama mais” while still laughing at themselves. Finally, a Pop-rocks sugar rim represents their explosive, horny shitpost humor and sudden all-caps freakouts whenever Gerard Way appears on a screen “eu amo tanto o gerard mds eu tiraria meu coração com as próprias mãos e entregaria pra ele :(”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show strong loyalty and emotional dedication to friends and idols, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They repeatedly praise and defend the people they care about, especially Alexandre: “espero que todos tenham um alexandre na vida de voces mas nao o meu alexandre ele ja e meu” and “EU AMO O ALEXANDRE CARA PAPO RETO #PPRT”, radiating devotion and gratitude. They’re also protective and fair-minded in fandom spaces, criticizing people who mock others or gatekeep: “agora imagina voce ser tao insignificante a ponto de ficar fazendo chacota com gente alheia” and “ridiculo querer rotular quem eh fa realmente de algo so pq ela nao ouve o mesmo artista 24hrs por dia”. Their sensitivity and desire to feel included are clear when they say “off topic eu fico tao feliz quando algum tweet meu tem mais de 4 likes eu me sinto acolhido as vezes seila”, which fits Hufflepuff’s need for belonging and community. While they have passion and humor, the dominant pattern is kindness, loyalty, and a strong sense of fairness—classic Hufflepuff rather than the ambition of Slytherin or the detached wit of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Given how obsessed they are with My Chemical Romance, a chaotic, emotional anthem like I'm Not Okay (I Promise) fits them perfectly. Their timeline is basically live commentary on MCR, from screaming during the livestream — “MDS ESTOU SECO DE TANTO GOZA MEU DEUS TE ODEIO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE” — to pure meltdown over setlists — “MDS EU ME ENGASGUEI COM MEU CHICLETE EU VOU DEFUMAR MDS QUE SETLIST E ESSAAAAAAAAAAA”. The song’s mix of humor, drama, and emotional oversharing mirrors their posts where they joke about their mental state, like “estou a beira de um enlouquecimento e a culpa vai ser do gerard e do alexandre”. They oscillate between self-deprecating humor and genuine softness, such as “eu amo tanto o gerard mds eu tiraria meu coração com as próprias mãos e entregaria pra ele :(”, which is exactly the kind of melodramatic sincerity the song embodies. Even their joking denial — “odeio my chemical romance” — reads like the same ironic love-hate energy of yelling "I'm not okay" while clearly caring a lot.
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