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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: loud, impulsive, constantly swearing, but ultimately very loving toward their partner and pets. Like Homer yelling about everything from work to politics, they explode in over-the-top rants such as "KANKA SIKTIR GIT ARTIK SU SITEDEN AMINA KODUGUM KOMIK DEGILSIN..." and "busra senin agzina sicayim tek saglam yerin kalmayana kadar arabayla uzerinden geceyim...", showing the same chaotic temper. At the same time, they’re deeply affectionate and goofy about their spouse, mirroring Homer’s devotion to Marge, with tweets like "karimi cok seviyorum he", "sana cok asigim sevgilim", and "ilk defa sevgilimle beraber uyuduk dunyanin en guzel uykusuydu". Their crude, body-focused humor and TMI style also feel very Homer-esque, especially in "konustuk rektal yapmamda sorun olmadigini soyledi" and "ablaniz ilk rektal muayenesini yapti isteyene yaparim". Finally, the mix of laziness, frustration with life, and sudden bursts of nationalistic or moral passion (e.g., "TÜRKİYE LAİKTİR LAİK KALACAK" and "baskalarina duyar kastiginiz kadar kendi ulkenizle ilgilenmediniz...") aligns well with Homer’s blend of selfishness, sentimentality, and occasional righteous fury.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly involve other people, talk to their followers directly, and center their partner and friends, e.g. “NASILSINIZ”, “canim biricik birtanecik hayatimin anlami askimla bulusmaya gidiyorum”, and frequently describe social trips and concerts like “hayko cepkin konserine gidemezsem kms eylerim”. Their focus is more on vibes, possibilities, and meanings than on concrete how‑to details, suggesting Intuition: they dramatize feelings and scenarios (“bana psikolojimi sikebilecegim dizi onerin”, “butun hayvanlari nasil sahiplenebilirim ya nasil bana kocaman bir ev tahsis edilmesini talep ediyorum”) rather than describing step‑by‑step reality. The dominant decision style is clearly Feeling: they react from emotion and relational values, whether affection (“karimi cok seviyorum he”, “sana cok asigim sevgilim”) or intense anger and moral judgment (“baskalarina duyar kastiginiz kadar kendi ulkenizle ilgilenmediniz ya sizin de allah belanizi versin”). Their life appears spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they tweet in the moment about boredom and mood swings (“cok sıkılıyorum”, “gercekten cok sikici bi hayat”), and their plans are loose, emotional impulses like “yarin ailecek tatile cikiyoz bana sabir dileyin AMA 18INDE IZMIRE GIDIYORUM YANI KARIM BEN OVVVVYEAHHHH YALICAM YUTUCAM”. The combination of loud social energy, intense emotional expression, idealistic rants about country and laicism (“TÜRKİYE LAİKTİR LAİK KALACAK”), and improvisational, chaotic daily life fits ENFP best.

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’03 • vet-adjacent cat mom & loud Turkish feminist, currently surviving family road trips, missing my wife from 1500 km away, and overusing caps lock.– @gerginbamya

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This cocktail starts with rakı, because they’re loud, patriotic, and unapologetically Turkish, yelling things like “TÜRK VATANI BÖLÜNMEZ BİR BÜTÜNDÜR PARÇALANAMAZ” and “TÜRKİYE LAİKTİR LAİK KALACAK”. The Turkish coffee liqueur reflects their love of being Turkish and the dramatic overthinking energy behind lines like “ya TÜRK olmasaydim da TÜRK kahvesi benim ulkemin icecegi olmasaydi allahim cok korkunc”. Spicy chili-honey syrup captures how they swing between filthy thirst and aggression, from “yarin ailecek tatile cikiyoz... KARIM BEN OVVVVYEAHHHH YALICAM YUTUCAM” to “KANKA SIKTIR GIT ARTIK SU SITEDEN... KOMIK DEGILSIN”. Sour cherry juice adds the emo-sour edge of someone who tweets “gercekten cok sikici bi hayat” and “bugun cok alone nugget hissediyorum neyseki karim var”. Finally, a splash of tonic water represents the chaotic sparkle and manic shitposting vibe of lines like “arkadaslar azdim su fln atin bana” and their unhinged medical oversharing in “konustuk rektal yapmamda sorun olmadigini soyledi”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user leans strongly Gryffindor because of their confrontational bravery and willingness to loudly stand up for what they believe. They are politically outspoken and nationalistic in a very bold way, e.g. shouting principles like “TÜRK VATANI BÖLÜNMEZ BİR BÜTÜNDÜR PARÇALANAMAZ” and “TÜRKİYE LAİKTİR LAİK KALACAK TÜRKİYE LAİKTİR LAİK KALACAK...”, and they directly call out others with aggressive moral judgment, as in “baskalarina duyar kastiginiz kadar kendi ulkenizle ilgilenmediniz ya sizin de allah belanizi versin yatacak yeriniz olmasin”. Their timeline is full of impulsive, emotionally intense reactions and public conflicts, such as “KANKA SIKTIR GIT ARTIK SU SITEDEN AMINA KODUGUM KOMIK DEGILSIN...” and the violent rant “busra senin agzina sicayim... yani sana olan nefretimi dile getiremiyorum”, which fits Gryffindor’s hot-headed courage more than Slytherin’s calculated coldness. They also show fierce protective loyalty to their partner and close ones, with over-the-top devotion in tweets like “karimi cok seviyorum he” and “sana cok asigim sevgilim”. While there are hints of care for animals and some self-deprecating humor that could fit Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, the dominant traits are loud bravery, strong convictions, and impulsive emotional outbursts, all of which align most clearly with Gryffindor.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is You Need To Calm Down by Taylor Swift, because it matches both their chaotic humor and their loud, unapologetic personality. They constantly go off on people in a half-joking, half-serious way, like when they say "KANKA SIKTIR GIT ARTIK SU SITEDEN AMINA KODUGUM KOMIK DEGILSIN GORDUGUM EN KOMIK OLMAYAN KISISIN TWEETLERINI GORUNCE MODUM DUSUYO O KADAR KOMIK DEGILSIN SUS ARTIK" and "busra senin agzina sicayim tek saglam yerin kalmayana kadar arabayla uzerinden geceyim...", which mirrors the song’s call-out of annoying people who kill the vibe. At the same time, they’re very expressive about love and affection for their partner and cat, as seen in "karimi cok seviyorum he", "sana cok asigim sevgilim", and "canim evladim cabbar fevzi", reflecting the song’s underlying message of choosing love and joy despite the drama. Their political and social outbursts like "TÜRKİYE LAİKTİR LAİK KALACAK TÜRKİYE LAİKTİR LAİK KALACAK..." and "baskalarina duyar kastiginiz kadar kendi ulkenizle ilgilenmediniz ya sizin de allah belanizi versin..." also fit the song’s energy of loudly standing up for what they believe in. Overall, the track’s mix of bright pop, sarcasm, and "I’m loud and I know it" energy feels very aligned with their timeline.

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