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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, provocative, and constantly pushing boundaries for shock value and laughs. Their handle and interests are deliberately edgy and transgressive, similar to Bart’s love of offensive pranks and taboo jokes, like openly thirsting in an over-the-top way in “BRUH STOP THOS IS TURNING ME ON TOO MUCH I WANT 8 INCH APE COCK FROM A TRIBAL VILLAGER THAT EATS BUSHMEAT AND BOILED MONKEYS” and writing grotesque fan content such as “do u still have rhe full shota germany dog grok fic please”. At the same time, beneath the shock humor and vulgarity, there’s real vulnerability and adolescent angst, like when they admit “the concept of talking to me being a waste of time hahahaa aa real funny i feel hopeless” and “i feel anxious and sad and scared i don’t wanna grow up i don’t want anything i just want to lay in a coffin for 2 decades”, which mirrors Bart’s hidden insecurities under his prankster exterior. Their mix of juvenile humor, rebellion (e.g., constant bans and drug talk like “instagram banned me again lol i don’t even care anymore” and “i can’t wait to smoke again and it’s only been a day”), and flashes of guilt and longing aligns strongly with Bart’s troubled but attention-seeking teenage energy.

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They lean Introvert (I): despite the provocative handle and occasional social drama, most posts are about their internal world—body image, anxiety, and boredom—e.g. “bro genuinely what do i even do all day every day” and “i feel anxious and sad and scared i don’t wanna grow up i don’t want anything i just want to lay in a coffin for 2 decades”. Their style suggests Intuition (N): they often extrapolate from specific things to broad ideas about life and people, such as “living an entire life and not having kids seems pointless like wow you can’t even do the one thing that you were born on earth to do..” and the hyperbolic fantasies about future surgery in “in the future i plan to get some of my jaw shaved off and hip implants…”, which show idealized, imaginative thinking more than concrete planning. They are clearly Feeling (F): posts are driven by emotion, values, and interpersonal hurts rather than logic, like “the concept of talking to me being a waste of time hahahaa aa real funny i feel hopeless” and the intense reactions to groups of people in “OMG I ACTUALLY HATE AUTISTIC ADULTS SO MICH…”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): there is little evidence of structure or follow-through, and they explicitly describe procrastination and drifting, e.g. “i’m planning to get my shit together just not right now” and the chaotic swings between wanting to change themselves and giving up in “stop fucking with your body!!!” right next to “in the future i plan to get some of my jaw shaved off…”. Combining these, INFP fits best: highly emotional, internally focused, imaginative, self-critical, and unstructured, with dramatic, value-laden reactions to people and media.

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16 | Hetalia brainrot, doll collector & chronic overthinker. Once threw up so hard it came out my nose—now I just tweet through it.– @germanysrapist

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This drink starts with overproof rum for their chaotic, high‑octane vibe and constant intensity, from wanting to be “dazed / out of it” to saying “i can’t wait to smoke again and it’s only been a day”. Sour cherry liqueur captures all the messy emotions and body angst, like “i hate the way i look so much it drives me nuts” and the spirals about surgery in “in the future i plan to get some of my jaw shaved off and hip implants…”. Blue curaçao nods to their loud, fandom‑online aesthetic and fixations on characters like “fat germany” in “honestly cute i love pregnant germany so” and “germany tummy😭😭😭”. Tonic water adds a bitter fizz for the sharp takes and irritability, like “why is every single conservative american an idiot?” and “ed bitches are so stupid”. The crushed chili sugar rim is sweet but burns, just like their mix of cuteness and unfiltered shock value in tweets such as “BRUH STOP THOS IS TURNING ME ON TOO MUCH I WANT 8 INCH APE COCK…” and the overshare of “I TRHEW UP AND IT SHOT OUT MY NOSE”.

Your Hogwarts House
The overall tone of the account shows sharp self‑interest, volatility, and a willingness to be cruel or provocative, which fits Slytherin’s darker traits. They repeatedly express desire for control over their body and future image, talking about extensive plastic surgery and appearance-driven goals in “in the future i plan to get some of my jaw shaved off and hip implants and a tummy tuck and a nose job and boob work done and work on my arms and butt”, which reflects ambitious self‑reinvention and image-consciousness. There’s also clear self-preservation and manipulative social calculation in “i wanna take a small amount of my friends out to dinner and i wanna invite my old best friend to it but i also want to invite ekaterina mostly bc she is the type of person to hold that against me if i didn’t invite her..”, where they’re weighing invitations based on potential fallout. Their misanthropic and often aggressive remarks, such as “OMG I ACTUALLY HATE AUTISTIC ADULTS SO MICH OR JUSR CARTOON AUTISTICS IN GENERAL ACTUALLY FUCK ALL LEVEL 2 AUTISTIC PEOPLE” and “why is every single conservative american an idiot?”, show a tendency toward superiority and contempt rather than fairness or warmth. Even their joking about manipulating school staff in “i don’t wanna go to my second hour can i just go in the counselors office and threaten to off myself” suggests using extreme threats as a tool, aligning more with Slytherin’s manipulative, ends‑justify‑the‑means side than with any other house.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. Their timeline is full of raw anxiety, anger, and exaggeration about growing up and school, like when they say “i feel anxious and sad and scared i don’t wanna grow up i don’t want anything i just want to lay in a coffin for 2 decades” and “i don’t wanna go to my second hour can i just go in the counselors office and threaten to off myself”. The song’s theme of teens feeling misunderstood and hostile toward authority mirrors their contempt for adults and groups, such as “why is every single conservative american an idiot?” and “OMG I ACTUALLY HATE AUTISTIC ADULTS SO MICH OR JUSR CARTOON AUTISTICS IN GENERAL”. Their chaotic, darkly humorous tone about their own body and mental state, for example “i hate the way i look so much it drives me nuts i am paranoid about how i look” and “in the future i plan to get some of my jaw shaved off and hip implants and a tummy tuck and a nose job”, matches the song’s mix of resentment and vulnerability. Overall, Teenagers captures their edge, self-loathing, and intense teenage melodrama while still feeling darkly anthemic rather than purely tragic.

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