Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative storyteller: Talks about rewriting RPG plots and building worlds, e.g. wanting to 'rewrite the whole history' of their tabletop RPG and losing the vibe “quero reescrever a história todinho do meu rpg perdi a vibe”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about pain, grief, and nostalgia, like missing Rita Lee “ai q saudade da rita lee” and being devastated by someone going to the hospital “eu literalmente vi ela indo pro hospital, eu jamais imaginaria que era tão sério assim mds tô acabado”.
- Loyal friend: Shows attachment and concern for friends, missing school friends “asho ki meus amigos do fund são meus melhores amigos eu fiquei com muita saudade deles” and feeling hurt when help isn’t appreciated “nunca achei que ia me arrepender de ajudar alguém”.
- Humorous critic: Uses sharp humor to comment on culture and politics, like mocking banks “eu uso Itaú e não confio em banco que não dá pra eu quebrar o vidro da agência” and film sequels “ninguém pediu um segundo filme, quem dirá um terceiro”.
- Passionate fan: Engages intensely with media (MCR, RPG, series), showing enthusiasm and references like reacting to new Percy Jackson content “pjo 2 vai lançar dia 10 eu vo me mija nas calça” and joking about writing Catholicism in RPG from fandom sources “eu escrevendo sobre catolicismo no meu rpg tendo como base somente unholyverse e conclave”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Repeatedly mentions wanting to die or kill themself in casual ways, like “vou me matar agora📍”, “cara eu ainda vou me matar esse ano tô falando sério”, and “pq eu falei isso eu vo me matar”.
- Aggressive language: Uses insults and profanity toward others, like calling someone 'seu bosta' in an art debate “é exatamente isso seu bosta” and telling someone 'tu é um merda' in a quote tweet “tu é um merda”.
- Conflict escalation: Engages in or fuels drama, talking about enjoying fights and conflict, e.g. “vai ter bullying sim!” and complaining that people start fights and can’t sustain the fallout “cara eu nao suporto quando quem procura briga ACHA e nao consegue sustentar o b.o”.
- Avoidant responsibility: Expresses resistance to work or roles, like wanting to die to avoid college and jobs “queria morrer no terceiro ano do em só pra não ter que fazer faculdade e trabalhar” and complaining about being a class representative while not handling the tasks “cadê o representante pra resolve isso?? (eu so o representante e eu nao to resolvendo isso”.
- Unmanaged distress: Shows signs of emotional strain without support structures, e.g. feeling sure they’re autistic but unable to seek professional help due to parental blockage “eu quando tenho certeza que eu sou autista mas não tenho como provar (meu pai não deixa eu ir em psicólogo” and expressing deep hurt over interpersonal issues “sinceramente foi mt babaca e eu fiquei magoado”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They read as very Bart-coded: irreverent, chaotic, and constantly oscillating between jokes and real frustration. The gleeful delinquent streak shows up in things like “vai ter bullying sim!”, “eu realmente não tenho preconceito eu REALMENTE odeio todo mundo igualment e”, and the way they roast people and politics with lines like “fodase careca chato só serviu pra prender o Bolsonaro mesmo”. There’s also the classic teenager "I don't want responsibility" vibe: “queria morrer no terceiro ano do em só pra não ter que fazer faculdade e trabalhar” and “eu nao quero pegar carteirinha eu quero ser vagabundoo” are pure Bart energy. At the same time, like Bart, they clearly care about friends and hobbies under the snark, seen in affection for their girlfriend “cara eu amo minha namorada” and their passion for RPG and media, e.g. “QUERO JOGAR RPG DE MESA”. The dramatic, sometimes self-destructive humor in tweets like “vou me matar agora📍” and “só não me mato pq eu preciso estar vivo pra assistir o final de pjo” fits Bart’s tendency to mask vulnerability with over-the-top jokes. Overall, their mix of mischief, rebellion, affection, and pop-culture obsession maps most closely onto Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of reactions to friends, fandom, politics, and drama; they seem energized by people and shared experiences, joking about being a representative and overwhelmed by others’ demands in “toda vez que alguém me cobra pra faze meu trabalho de representante eu fico ‘mds q odio cadê o representante pra resolve isso??’ (eu so o representante e eu nao to resolvendo isso”, and frequently narrating social situations like “Kamila quase terminando o relacionamento pq ela esqueceu que a namorada dela tava viajando chega to passando mt mal”. Their interests and comments show strong Intuition: they care about stories, symbolism, and big-picture culture—RPG worldbuilding like “eu escrevendo sobre catolicismo no meu rpg tendo como base somente unholyverse e conclave 👏👏”, meta takes on cinema such as “a parte mais divertida do cinema eh o enquadramento a segunda eh o casting ou a gravação”, and references to Black Mirror, nostalgia, and fandom dynamics. They come off as emotionally expressive and value-driven, pointing to Feeling: they’re openly affectionate in “cara eu amo minha namorada”, get deeply hurt by perceived betrayal in “sinceramente foi mt babaca e eu fiquei magoado”, and frequently frame conflicts in terms of respect, gratitude, and how people treat each other, even when using harsh language like “puta mal agradecida”. Their style is chaotic, spontaneous, and openly anti-structure, indicating Perceiving: they joke about wanting to be a vagabond and not work in “queria morrer no terceiro ano do em só pra não ter que fazer faculdade e trabalhar #vagabundotwt #naoquerotrabalhartwt”, complain about losing a d20 and wanting to play RPG on impulse in “cara eu acho que perdi meu dado de 20 lados” and “QUERO JOGAR RPG DE MESA”, and constantly shift moods and topics rather than presenting a structured, planned life. Altogether, an expressive, people-centered, imaginative, and somewhat disorganized online persona fits best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you only stay alive to watch the end of PJO… what if I give you another reason and we binge it together while you rant about every bad adaptation choice?
- You’re out here rewriting your whole RPG campaign because you ‘lost the vibe’ — want to roll a fresh d20 with me and see if we can crit a new storyline together?
- You dragged FNAF 2 for being the worst film of 2025, but I promise if we go to the movies I’ll be at least Radiohead-level iconic and at most Rita Lee-tier unforgettable.
- For someone who ‘doesn’t want to work’ and wants to stay a vagabond, you work overtime in my brain — can we form a union and negotiate more time together?
- If even Lula has to calm down because you’re voting for him, imagine what I’d do to earn your vote — I’m ready to campaign with memes, RPG sessions, and absolutely no Ed Sheeran on the playlist.
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Brazilian teen cinephile & RPG DM. Once wrote a whole campaign from unholyverse lore. Currently juggling school, scripts & too many STRANGER THINGS takes.– @gh0st_k1ngg
Your signature cocktail
Blind Firefly Chaos (Critical Hit Edition)
This cocktail channels their chaotic Brazilian energy with a base of cachaça, nodding to their location 🇧🇷 and their desire to dodge boring adult life like in “queria morrer no terceiro ano do em só pra não ter que fazer faculdade e trabalhar #vagabundotwt #naoquerotrabalhartwt”. The guaraná syrup adds hyperactive sweetness, echoing their caps-lock surges in tweets like “MEU DEUS NAO ACREDITO” and their obsession with fandom hype in “VAI TER REDDIE”. A sharp espresso shot fuels their late-night cinephile/RPG brain, reflecting lines such as “a parte mais divertida do cinema eh o enquadramento a segunda eh o casting ou a gravação” and “QUERO JOGAR RPG DE MESA”. The bitter herbal liqueur stands for their acidez and readiness to drag anyone, like in “Porra mas pra falar mal da rita lee e do radiohead tem mais é leva porrada na rua mesmo pq tá morto por dentro” and “puta mal agradecida”. Finally, the black glittery sugar rim is a nod to their bio “vagalumes cegos e elefantes brancos” and their dramatic, darkly sparkly humor about life and death, as glimpsed in “vou me matar agora📍” and “toda vez que eu acho que sei tudo de ordem aparece mais coisa eu não aguento mais eu quero jogar tormenta”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a very pronounced confrontational streak and willingness to start or escalate conflict, which is strongly Gryffindor-coded. They openly call people out, e.g. “Porra mas pra falar mal da rita lee e do radiohead tem mais é leva porrada na rua mesmo pq tá morto por dentro” and “vai ter bullying sim!”, indicating someone who often charges straight at what they see as stupidity or disrespect without much self‑preserving caution. They also frame themselves as the "barraqueiro" unfairly blamed for drama in tweets like “mas depois o barraqueiro sou eu ah sim” and “pra ficar falando merda pra mim é um leão agora pra encarar as consequências é um gatinho”, which fits a Gryffindor’s sense of righteous indignation. Their humor and impulsive honesty, such as “toda vez que eu acho que sei tudo de ordem aparece mais coisa eu não aguento mais eu quero jogar tormenta” and openly tweeting about wanting to die yet staying alive for Percy Jackson in “só não me mato pq eu preciso estar vivo pra assistir o final de pjo”, shows reckless emotion and dramatic flair rather than quiet patience or calculating ambition. There is some leadership and responsibility (they complain about being a class representative in “toda vez que alguém me cobra pra faze meu trabalho de representante eu fico ‘mds q odio cadê o representante pra resolve isso??’ (eu so o representante e eu nao to resolvendo isso”), but it’s approached with exasperated bravery rather than strategic Slytherin energy or diligent Hufflepuff steadiness. Overall, their tendency to stand loudly by their tastes and opinions, start fights, and wear emotions on their sleeve aligns most closely with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The best-fitting song is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because their timeline mixes dark humor, angst, and rebellion with a very online, hyperbolic way of talking about pain and frustration. They repeatedly joke about death and not wanting to work, like in “vou me matar agora📍”, “cara eu ainda vou me matar esse ano tô falando sério”, and “queria morrer no terceiro ano do em só pra não ter que fazer faculdade e trabalhar”, echoing the song’s blend of despair and sarcastic defiance. They clearly love MCR specifically, as seen in “que tragedia americana oque filhote isso é o my chemical romance” and “meu Deus mcr5 já sinto seus sinais”, so picking an MCR track matches both personality and taste. Their constant irritation with people, institutions and authority—like “eu realmente não tenho preconceito eu REALMENTE odeio todo mundo igualment e” and “vai ter bullying sim!”—fits the song’s theme of alienation and aggressive teen energy. Finally, their dramatic, chaotic humor and love of pop culture, RPGs, and alternative music make the rebellious, anthemic tone of Teenagers a strong mirror of how they present themselves online.
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