Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses jokes and memes to comment on life and fandoms, e.g. laughing reactions like “KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAAKAKAKKAKAKAAKKAKAKAKAAKKAAKAKAK”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong desire for emotional closeness and care, e.g. “Quero ser amada nesse nível” and calling someone a princess with a broken heart emoji in “Ela é uma princesa :( 💔”.
- Supportive: Despite their own struggles, they give serious advice to others, as in “Eu, a pessoa mais depressiva do planeta terra, acabei de dar o maior conselho da minha vida pra outro depressivo nas últimas.”.
- ValuesJustice: Engages in causes and expresses indignation at unfairness, e.g. campaigning in “Fazendo minha parte #justicapororelha #JustiçaPeloOrelha #JusticaParaOrelha” and criticizing AI-photo clout around tragedies in “Odeio quando acontece alguma tragédia e as pessoas ficam usando foto de IA pra ganhar curtidas, vão se fuder.”.
- SelfAware: Reflects on their own mental state and behavior openly, like acknowledging being very depressed in “Eu, a pessoa mais depressiva do planeta terra…” and noticing patterns of overthinking and emotional overload in “Só sentido que daqui uns dias eu vou chorar pra krlh, então já vou preparando o psicológico”.
Weaknesses:
- SelfDestructive: Expresses urges for self-harm and giving up on life, e.g. “Quero cortar meus pulsos e minha garganta na sua frente” and “Eu tô acabando com a minha vida vsfd”.
- EmotionalSuppression: Encourages hiding feelings and not opening up, as seen in the series of posts like “Não se abra”, “Não desabafe”, and “Guarde tudo pra si”.
- Insomnia: Shows a pattern of sleep problems, for example “14h da tarde eu ainda não dormi nada, sou muito guerreira vsfd” and “Zero sono”.
- AggressiveLanguage: Uses heavy insults and violent wishes toward others, such as “O tanto que esses adolescentes filhos da puta vão sofrer de tanta macumba, feitiço, trabalho e os krlh não ta escrito. Tomara que tomem no olho do cu.” and “Venderia fazer multirao pra vandalizar a casa todinha”.
- SelfLoathing: Talks harshly about themselves and their worth, e.g. “Eu sou uma pessoa horrível” and frequent statements about wanting to disappear like “As vezes bate aquele vontade absurda de sumir sem avisar ninguém e não voltar mais”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, idealistic, but also sarcastic and outspoken. They show a strong moral and political sense, criticizing superficial reactions and injustice, like when they complain about AI tragedy art in “Odeio quando acontece alguma tragédia e as pessoas ficam usando foto de IA pra ganhar curtidas, vão se fuder.” and advocate in “Fazendo minha parte #justicapororelha #JustiçaPeloOrelha #JusticaParaOrelha”. Their bio and tweets show queer identity and frustration at not being understood, as in “Simplesmente odeio fato de vir um monte de homem dar em cima e mim sendo que tem um símbolo sáfico DESSE TAMANHÃO em TODOS os meus perfis”, which aligns with Lisa’s experience of feeling out of place and more self-aware than those around her. They show deep emotional struggles, self-deprecating humor, and a desire to disappear in “As vezes bate aquele vontade absurda de sumir sem avisar ninguém e não voltar mais” and “Eu, a pessoa mais depressiva do planeta terra, acabei de dar o maior conselho da minha vida pra outro depressivo nas últimas.”, reminiscent of Lisa’s bouts of depression and empathy. At the same time, they are passionate about niche interests (K-pop, Dragon Ball, The Boys, The Lumineers) and creative expression in music and memes, like “Queria fazer parte de uma banda” and “Eu fiz esse meme, orgulho”, which parallels Lisa’s artistic side and need for meaningful outlets. Their mix of intellect, sensitivity, anger at injustice, and dark but clever humor fits Lisa far better than the more chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: they vent a lot about exhaustion and isolation, e.g. saying “Que tedio vsfd”, having "Zero sono" at night alone (“Zero sono”), and frequently talking about crying and wanting to disappear (“As vezes bate aquele vontade absurda de sumir sem avisar ninguém e não voltar mais”), which suggests a more inward, self-focused emotional world despite some social joking. They favor Intuition (N) over Sensing: they often go into abstract, hypothetical or exaggerated scenarios like imagining changing planets because of being a k‑pop fan (“tive que mudar de planeta, e hj vivo feliz em Zeraxia”) and philosophizing about free will and consequences (“Fico imaginando a desgraça que sería o mundo se existisse livre arbítrio sem consequências”), which is more N than concrete S. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): they center emotions, relationships and values, such as wanting a deep level of love (“Quero ser amada nesse nível”), reacting viscerally to injustice (“O tanto que esses adolescentes filhos da puta vão sofrer de tanta macumba...”), and expressing intense self-directed pain (“Eu sou uma pessoa horrível”) and self-harm ideation (“Quero cortar meus pulsos e minha garganta na sua frente”) rather than detached logic. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their sleep is chaotic and unstructured (“14h da tarde eu ainda não dormi nada, sou muito guerreira vsfd”), they describe themselves as “acabando com a minha vida” impulsively (“Eu tô acabando com a minha vida vsfd”), and they bounce spontaneously between memes, shows, music, and emotional vents instead of showing long-term planning or order. Altogether, a highly emotional, idealistic, introspective, somewhat chaotic and value-driven style that lives in intense inner narratives and hypotheticals fits best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said that card was ‘practically you’—so if I pull you in um duelo de Yu-Gi-Oh, do I win the game or just a date?
- Since you’re a #김민정 collector and a proud kpoper exiled to Zeraxia, can I be the earthling you secretly stan when you’re not streaming fancams?
- You talked about being the most depressive person giving the best advice to another depressive… that kind of empathy is insanely attractive—wanna trade coping playlists and ginger tea recipes sometime?
- You complain about men hitting on you even with the huge sáfico symbol everywhere, so consider this a certified lesbian flirting request: can I be the reason you finally regulate your sleep instead of tweeting at 14h sem dormir?
- You survived The Boys, Dragon Ball fandom drama, Interstellar-level crying fits, and that cursed ‘saBOR’ meme… statistically speaking, you can definitely survive one date with me too.
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Sleep-deprived lesbian, k-pop & Dragon Ball addict. Once gave life advice mid-breakdown and it actually helped someone.– @GH0STLIK
Your signature cocktail
Sapphic Ghost Insomnia Fizz
This drink hits like a sleepless timeline because they’re awake at wild hours, proudly calling themselves “a pessoa mais depressiva do planeta terra” while giving deep advice to another depressed friend in “Eu, a pessoa mais depressiva do planeta terra, acabei de dar o maior conselho da minha vida pra outro depressivo nas últimas.”, so the espresso vodka keeps the heart racing. The blackberry liqueur brings a dark sweetness for the way they swing between wanting to disappear in “As vezes bate aquele vontade absurda de sumir sem avisar ninguém e não voltar mais” and laughing hysterically in “KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAAKAKAKKAKAKAAKKAKAKAKAAKKAAKAKAK”. Ginger syrup nods to their soft spot and self-care moments like “Eu ♥️ chá de gengibre”, adding warmth under all the chaos. The tonic water makes it a sharp, sparkling mix to match their sarcastic, zero-filter takes in “O tanto que esses adolescentes filhos da puta vão sofrer de tanta macumba, feitiço, trabalho e os krlh não ta escrito. Tomara que tomem no olho do cu.”. Finally, the charcoal salt rim is for their dark, self-destructive edge in “Quero cortar meus pulsos e minha garganta na sua frente” and the ghostly vibe of their username, turning all that darkness into something dramatic, aesthetic, and oddly glamorous.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a strong Slytherin streak of ruthless self‑preservation and vengeful thinking. Their reaction to cruel adolescents — “O tanto que esses adolescentes filhos da puta vão sofrer de tanta macumba, feitiço, trabalho e os krlh não ta escrito. Tomara que tomem no olho do cu.” — reveals a readiness to respond to harm with calculated, almost vindictive fantasies rather than passive sadness. They also express a desire to weaponize their own suffering in front of someone else — “Quero cortar meus pulsos e minha garganta na sua frente” — which aligns with Slytherin’s dramatic, confrontational way of turning vulnerability into a form of power. Their tweets about hiding feelings and not opening up — a whole sequence like “Não se abra” and “Guarde tudo pra si” — show a guarded, self‑protective nature that fits Slytherin more than the open loyalty of Hufflepuff. Finally, their sharp, cutting humor and readiness to mock or curse out people who annoy them — e.g. “Cara como pode existir alguém tão burro” — reinforces the image of someone who leads with edge, pride, and survival instinct rather than harmony or intellectual detachment.
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Fake Happy - Paramore
A well‑known song that fits them best is Fake Happy by Paramore, because it mixes dark feelings with irony and humor, just like their timeline. They openly talk about depression and self-destructive thoughts, for example saying “Eu, a pessoa mais depressiva do planeta terra, acabei de dar o maior conselho da minha vida pra outro depressivo nas últimas.” and “Quero cortar meus pulsos e minha garganta na sua frente”, which mirrors the song’s theme of hiding deep pain behind a social mask. At the same time, they constantly joke, scream-laugh, and post memes like “VSFD EU AMO FAZER ISSO KAKAKAKAKAKAKAK” and “KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAAKAKAKKAKAKAAKKAKAKAKAAKKAAKAKAK”, which is exactly the contrast the song describes. They’re also emotionally intense about love and relationships, saying things like “Quero ser amada nesse nível” and “A sensação de estar chorando por conta de alguém e mentir pra mãe que é so ansiedade”, echoing the track’s vulnerability. Overall, Fake Happy captures their mix of sarcasm, loud online persona, and the hidden heaviness they keep carrying underneath.
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