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Bart Simpson is the quintessential impulsive rebel who constantly disregards authority, which mirrors the user’s self‑description of having "I have no discipline and patience + very impulsive. When I do something, I wanna get into it full go, no warmup no nothing" (tweet). The user’s frequent profanity, chaotic memes and desire to cause trouble, such as "I want a kalash" and "Blue team should be executed", align with Bart’s love for mischief and his catch‑phrase "Eat my shorts!" (tweet). Their anti‑establishment stance – for example, "Never go on r/philippines, you’ll get brain atrophy" – reflects Bart’s habit of undermining school and adult authority. Additionally, the user’s over‑the‑top, attention‑seeking posts like "Just call me a good girl and I'm immediately getting on my knees" resemble Bart’s exaggerated behavior when seeking attention. Overall, the blend of impulsivity, rebellion, profanity, and chaotic internet culture points most closely to Bart Simpson.

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The user’s constant outpouring of thoughts and desire for attention, as shown in 'I need more followers. How do I become more likable' and 'You people are fucking useless', indicates extraversion. Their focus on abstract, future‑oriented ideas like 'Do people even know how VPNs actually work?' and 'Theres gotta be a case study out there about how AI is creating new fetishes within people' reflects an intuitive (N) preference. They often make statements driven by personal values and emotions, such as 'Rember chat, killing yourself is counter revolutionary. Never kill yourself!!' and 'We need a slur for pro china tankies who don't have lived experiences of their social imperialism down here in asia', showing a feeling (F) orientation. Their impulsive, unstructured posting style and admission of lacking discipline—'My problem as a person is I have no discipline and patience + very impulsive'—points to a perceiving (P) approach.

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Tech enthusiast & left-leaning analyst | 20 | Gamer, AI & furry art fan | She/they | Fun fact: once tried to debug my coffee with a keyboard.– @Gh4stlyM4x

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail blends smoky mezcal, a nod to the tweet "Shit I miss smoking cigars", with fiery ginger-infused vodka that screams the "I want a kalash" craving for heat. A splash of calamansi juice brings a Filipino zing, echoing the user’s local slang like "Pota may binato na naman silang usec sa bangil wtf /j" and their pride in being Filipino. Dark black raspberry liqueur adds a sweet, feline note reminiscent of "Kitten wants her cowboy", while a dash of edible glitter captures the chaotic, meme-filled vibe of "Vote for me and I promise to give all women ages 16+ a mandatory ak47 and an S&W 38". Together the drink is as unpredictable, provocative and rebellious as Gh4stly’s timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Many of Gh4stlyM4x's tweets show a strong drive for power and a willingness to use bold, manipulative tactics, which aligns with Slytherin's core values of ambition and resourcefulness. They explicitly seek leadership, saying "If voted president, I promise to be a good girl and serve the masses :3" and even threaten violence with "Vote for me and I promise to give all women ages 16+ a mandatory ak47 and an S&W 38". Their desire for weapons is evident in "I want a kalash" and the ruthless stance "Blue team should be executed", reflecting a cunning, results‑oriented mindset. While they occasionally flaunt bravado, the overarching theme is a relentless pursuit of influence, a hallmark of Slytherin. Therefore, the house that best matches this profile is Slytherin.

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The user’s frequent anti‑authority outbursts and violent rhetoric—e.g., 'I want a kalash', 'Vote for me and I promise to give all women ages 16+ a mandatory ak47', and 'Blue team should be executed'—mirror the protest energy of 'Killing in the Name'. Their repeated use of profanity, especially 'fuck you', directly echoes the song’s defiant chorus 'Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me'. The track’s political anger toward oppression aligns with tweets criticizing 'American dumb fucks' and calling for bombing Copenhagen, reflecting a left‑wing, anti‑imperialist stance. The chaotic, impulsive tone of 'My problem as a person is I have no discipline and patience + very impulsive' also fits the song’s raw, unfiltered aggression.

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