Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Prolific Creator: Wrote over “1.3 mil words of yaoi in a year” while maintaining frequent multi-chapter updates.
- Highly Dedicated: Remains loyal to the Phaidei ship even as others move on to new games like “planarcadia”.
- Humorous Resilience: Responds to hate comments calling their work “fucked up” by finding the situation funny.
- Safety Conscious: Constantly reminds readers to “please read the tags” and provides warnings for sensitive content.
- Community Ethical: Calls out creators for “scamming” by tagging ships incorrectly to drive Patreon sales.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Deprecating: Refers to themselves as a “dogshit fanfic writer” in their bio.
- Aggressive Expressions: Uses hyperbolic violent imagery, such as wanting to “blend him on the highest ice crushing setting” due to cuteness aggression.
- Dark Humor: Makes light of legal trouble by joking about “hitting another man with my car” to end online debates.
- Easily Provoked: Admits to being “weak” and losing their cool when seeing ship discourse or ragebait.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
This user perfectly embodies the obsessive, hyper-fixated nature of Comic Book Guy, living entirely within the niche world of fanfiction and ship dynamics. They possess a cynical, gatekeeping edge when it comes to their interests, once calling out other creators by saying, “It feels a bit scammy to charge $10 for something that's incorrectly advertised.” Much like the Android's Dungeon owner, they are prolific and self-aware of their own niche status, boasting about writing “1.3 mil words of yaoi in a year” while remaining fiercely defensive against casual fans or 'haters.' They even share his penchant for dryly mocking community discourse, laughing at how “people are way too comfortable with being upset at authors for what /how they write.”
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
gh53h54w2 exhibits Introversion through a solitary focus on internal creative worlds, often “rotating them in my mind” rather than engaging in external social events. Their Intuition is clear in the constant generation of abstract AU scenarios, such as “knight phainon x necromancer mydei”, rather than focusing on literal game mechanics. The Feeling preference is dominant, as they prioritize emotional resonance and character warmth, often “yearning for phaidei” or defending the subjective joy of their ship against critics. Finally, they show Perceiving traits through a spontaneous writing style, admitting they “wrote the ending section first and forgot about it” rather than following a rigid, organized plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 10-day long sparring match? Because I'm exhausted, but I'm still hoping you'll decide to take me home with you.
- If I win this spar, can I put my choker on you? I promise it's less about claiming and more about seeing if you get as brazenly turned on as Mydei.
- I'm no necromancer, but I’d definitely write a 1.3 million word slow-burn just to see you rotate me in your mind for a day.
- I promise I’m more supportive than Fig Stew, and unlike certain Patreon artists, I’ll never scam you on the quality of our ship.
- Forget the omegaverse drama—if you were a big beautiful lion man, I’d be the bunny happy to get caught, as long as you're the one writing the tags.
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Your new Twitter bio
Amphoreus archivist and Phaidei fanfic writer. Once hit a guy with my car and survived the court case; now I just survive by writing 1.3M words of HSR yaoi. ☀️🍷– @gh53h54w2
Your signature cocktail
The White Calamity & Fig Stew
This cocktail is a chaotic, 'experimental' mix designed for a writer who isn't afraid to get weird, much like their claim of writing “1.3 mil words of yaoi in a year”. The drink is anchored by a sweet fig base to honor Mydei's adorable transformation, because as the author notes, “if you laugh mydei transforms into fig stew”. It packs a punch with a high-proof rum, inspired by the desire to “show everyone a real white calamity” once things get physical. A bitter blue float represents the “cold sea” where Mydei suffered, while the silver glitter captures the essence of “that prince baddie” Phainon. This drink is best served while ignoring your “court case for hitting a guy with my car” and rotating your favorite ships in your mind.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
gh53h54w2 displays the classic Slytherin trait of resourcefulness and a blunt, unapologetic sense of self-preservation, famously claiming “it’s been months i got away with that shit can we let go of the past and move on” regarding a humorous legal scandal. Their ambition is evident in their staggering creative output, having written “1.3 mil words of yaoi in a year”, a feat of sheer determination. They value a sharp, elitist wit and possess a strong sense of 'us vs. them' loyalty, particularly when calling out those they perceive as dishonest, stating it is “considered scamming fellas” to mislabel ship content for profit. Ultimately, their brazen attitude toward controversy and their focus on 'claiming' and 'dominance' within their fanfiction themes—like “phainon taking off his choker and putting it on mydei as a way of claiming him”—align perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.
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Your song
Bad Idea Right? - Olivia Rodrigo
This user perfectly embodies the chaotic, self-aware energy of Bad Idea Right?, particularly through their unapologetic dedication to writing 'dogshit fanfic' and 'insane phaidei fic' despite receiving backlash. They frequently post about 'fucked up' tropes and questionable creative choices, jokingly acknowledging their own absurdity with tweets like “i posted a new phaidei pwp. please read the tags thank you thank you. what if u were a beautiful big lion man being hunted down by a bunny?”. Much like the song's narrative of doing something you know you shouldn't, they admit to being “unwell” while continuing to produce massive amounts of content, including “1.3 mil words of yaoi in a year”. Their humor is dark and irreverent, often referencing a “court case for hitting a guy with my car” in their author's notes, which mirrors the song's 'oops, I did it again' attitude toward poor decision-making.
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