Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Critical thinker: Questions governments and systems, e.g. “Quanto mais eles taxam, mais o meu patrimônio aumenta” and “Engraçado e td mais. Eu acho imoral deportação. Maior problema de hoje em dia não é isso. Problema vem de 2 fatores, o Welfare e a falta de legalidade dos países.”.
- Empathetic supporter: Shows concern and willingness to help others, like “Quem puder ajudar, não sei se é falso ou real, só que eu prefiro errar pela inocência nesse caso” and sympathy in “Que Deus abençoe ela, é triste ver um estado assim, tenho simpatia completa”.
- Value-driven: Often anchors opinions in strong moral or religious principles, e.g. “Que Deus seja maior!” and “Quem abraça a verdade, aprende que a verdade vem a partir de fatos... a verdade é absoluta.”.
- Community oriented: Promotes others’ work and tries to strengthen niche communities, such as boosting a Minecraft skinner in multiple tweets like “Ae galerinha cripto, quem gostar de mine e quiser pagar em satoshis falem com ela…” and commenting on vtuber culture in “Tem uma coisa que eu reparei: A comunidade se sexualiza demais e pra que isso?”.
- Financially aware: Consistently discusses bitcoin, taxation, and assets, e.g. “Ae galera, eu recomendo vcs comprarem bitcoin, ta na promoção…” and “Por isso só precisa conhecer bitcoin, resto é resto”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults or crude phrasing that can alienate others, e.g. “Asshole, use animal for view...., asshole 2 times” and “A bichinha tem cara de sonsa....”.
- Sexual crudeness: Uses explicit or objectifying metaphors, like “Tem sabor fanta, cor de fanta, cheiro de fanta, borbulha, é o q? Coca Cola Branca em pó” and “Essa dai é um fiat uno 1000000km rodados q ainda vai zerar os kms”.
- Cynical outlook: Often frames countries and societies in very negative terms, e.g. “Maluco, UK hj em dia é merda”, “Isso é Barcelona, lá está uma merda mesmo”, and “Maluco, nem em relacionamento online e homoafetivo possuem segurança”.
- Overextended engagement: Lets online drama consume time and energy, then feels burnout, as seen in “Urach me cansou.” and “Eu finalmente terminei de zerar a minha DM sobre esse assunto da Andressa Urach…”.
- Blunt communication: Directness can come off as insensitive or dismissive, e.g. “Cada um é um fdp em qualquer lado” and “E ainda tem nego q gosta, tenho um amigo q gosta desse tal de ted, fdp o maluco, pqp”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user mixes irreverent humor, self-deprecation, and sudden moments of surprisingly sharp insight, which lines up well with Homer Simpson. Like Homer joking about money and responsibility, he laughs at his own financial struggles while still shilling what he believes in, as in “Ae galera, eu recomendo vcs comprarem bitcoin, ta na promoção, eu to devendo bitcoins aq, ent n consigo comprar.”. He approaches politics and governments with a cynical, comedic tone, similar to Homer mocking authority, for example in “Quanto mais eles taxam, mais o meu patrimônio aumenta” and “Maluco, UK hj em dia é merda”. At the same time, he shows a moral side and empathy—especially with religious and ethical themes—like in “Que Deus seja maior!” and “Quem puder ajudar, não sei se é falso ou real, só que eu prefiro errar pela inocência nesse caso”. The combination of crude jokes, impulsive reactions, economic gripes, and unexpected moral concern strongly resembles Homer more than any other Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean Introvert (I): they explicitly say they dislike social media and want a quieter, more private account (“pretendo excluir esse tmb e criar um novo para eu apenas ficar acompanhando notícias e pessoas”), and they mention long‑term solo plans like retiring early and moving to Lebanon to marry (“Quando eu fizer 30 e ter money suficiente para me aposentar, vou pro Líbano e me caso lá”) rather than seeking constant social interaction. Their focus is clearly Intuition (N): they speculate about macro trends like China’s economic future (“a China vem tendo diversas cidades se transformando em cidades fantasmas… quando não forem mais a principal exportadora do mundo”), the inevitability of certain technological or economic futures (“Futuro é inevitável. Por isso artistas… deve ver esse video curto de tiktok para, ao menos, abrir a cabeça”), and systemic issues with welfare and legal structures (“Problema vem de 2 fatores, o Welfare e a falta de legalidade dos países”). They favor Thinking (T) over Feeling: they argue in terms of logic, incentives, and responsibility, e.g. defending deportation debates in rational policy terms (“Eu acho imoral deportação… Problema vem de 2 fatores, o Welfare e a falta de legalidade dos países”), seeing every wave as an opportunity to be strategically surfed (“Toda onda é oportunidade, a coisa é ver as suas habilidades e surfar a que mais combina com vc”), and insisting truth is absolute and fact‑based (“Quem abraça a verdade… a verdade é absoluta. Quem fala que a verdade é relativa pode ter certeza que tem mentira dentro dele.”). Their tone is often blunt rather than tactful, as in calling the UK “merda” (“Maluco, UK hj em dia é merda”) or mocking certain online behaviors. Finally, they lean Judging (J): they think in structured, long‑term plans about finances and retirement (“Quando eu fizer 30 e ter money suficiente para me aposentar”), emphasize responsibility tied to freedom (“liberdade total é responsabilidade total. Eu continuarei com a minha vida de solteiro e fds”), and discuss cutting government spending with specific numerical framing (“os 4 gastos do governo poderiam serem cortados para fazer RMU e ainda estariam economizando 200BI”). Taken together—introverted, future‑oriented, analytical, and planning‑driven—these traits best match INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said every wave is an opportunity and we just have to surf the one that fits our skills… so, hypothetically, if I show up with Bitcoin, Cyberpunk 2077, Bad Batch lore and a snow day playlist, do I qualify as your favorite bull run?
- You finish orange Tic Tacs in one hour, recommend people buy Bitcoin on promo, and wanna retire by 30 and go to Lebanon… how about we compromise: I bring the Tic Tacs, you bring the satoshis, and we both retire early from being single.
- You roast UK, China’s ghost cities and CLT in the same timeline but still say ‘Que Deus seja maior’ and worry about that kid’s university debt. Low‑tax, high‑principle, pro‑Bitcoin and with a conscience? That’s exactly the kind of macro I’d like to build a micro‑relationship with.
- You defend vtubers not turning everything into ecchi bait and complain about how over‑sexualized the community is… if I flirt with you using just respect, memes and theology scholarships, do I get whitelisted on your TL?
- You said when you hit 30 and have enough money to retire you’ll move to Lebanon and get married there. Plot twist: I’m just here trying to make sure your ‘Coca Cola branca em pó’ jokes aren’t the only thing in your life that’s addictive.
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Bitcoin enthusiast, cyberpunk 2077 enjoyer & part-time philosopher. Once finished a box of orange Tic Tacs in an hour and still argues about economics.– @ghisalmico
Your signature cocktail
BRVT4L Cyber-Halal Highball
This drink is strong and a bit abrasive, matching the brutalist, anti-government, pro-bitcoin vibe of tweets like “Quanto mais eles taxam, mais o meu patrimônio aumenta” and the constant praise of BTC in “Ae galera, eu recomendo vcs comprarem bitcoin, ta na promoção”. The smoky mezcal/whisky represents his blackpill/realist worldview about governments, China, and UK, echoed in “Maluco, UK hj em dia é merda” and “A grande verdade é que a China vem tendo diversas cidades se transformando em cidades fantasmas”. The espresso shot captures his high-energy, meme-heavy posting style and long DM marathons like “Eu finalmente terminei de zerar a minha DM sobre esse assunto da Andressa Urach”. The spiced orange syrup with chili nods to finishing orange Tic Tacs fast in “I finish orange tictac in 1 hour, hahahahhaha” and adds both sweetness (humor) and burn (bluntness). The saline dash reflects his harsh-but-empathetic realism in threads about relationships, migration, and individual struggle like “Hoje em dia a luta é, acima de tudo, individual”. Finally, the soda top makes it a highball—lightly effervescent to mirror his optimism about surfing future waves in “Toda onda é oportunidade, a coisa é ver as suas habilidades e surfar a que mais combina com vc”, even in a cyberpunk 2077-style future from “Futuro será 2077”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits of ambition, self-preservation, and strategic thinking about power and systems. They repeatedly frame life in terms of playing the game better than governments and institutions, e.g. when they say that the way to make money is to bet against states and that they’re “happy for the choice” they made while others will suffer: “vejo q cada vez mais o jeito de ganhar dinheiro em qualquer lugar do mundo é apostar contra os governos. Eu fico triste e ao mesmo tempo feliz: triste por ter 👥 q irá se ferrar e feliz pela escolha que fiz”. Their enthusiasm for Bitcoin and using it as a hedge and escape from state control points to long-term, self-protective strategy: “Por isso só precisa conhecer bitcoin, resto é resto” and “Ae galera, eu recomendo vcs comprarem bitcoin, ta na promoção, eu to devendo bitcoins aq, ent n consigo comprar. BRVT4L!”. They openly embrace a highly individualistic, almost cold-blooded stance about relationships and life choices, such as deciding to remain single and retire early, then moving to another country just to marry on their own terms: “Eu continuarei com a minha vida de solteiro e fds” and “Quando eu fizer 30 e ter money suficiente para me aposentar, vou pro Líbano e me caso lá”. Even when discussing morality or politics, they focus on power structures, incentives, and hypocrisy (e.g., criticizing welfare, deportation, and government favoritism) in a calculating tone rather than a purely idealistic one: “Amizades dentro do governo é tudo” and “E ainda não foi preso, já sabemos que é só ser amigo do rei e GG”. This combination of ambition, long-term planning, and emphasis on autonomy over sentiment fits Slytherin more closely than the other houses.
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Stronger - Kanye West
A song that fits them well is Stronger by Kanye West, with its theme of using adversity and chaos to become tougher and more independent. They show a mindset of turning problems into opportunity, like when they say “Todo dia dá certo! Só mudar a perspectiva” and “Toda onda é oportunidade, a coisa é ver as suas habilidades e surfar a que mais combina com vc”, which aligns with the song’s core message of resilience. Their interest in Bitcoin and betting against governments, seen in tweets like “Ae galera, eu recomendo vcs comprarem bitcoin, ta na promoção… BRVT4L!” and “Por isso só precisa conhecer bitcoin, resto é resto”, reflects the song’s rebellious, self-reliant attitude. They’re also critical of modern systems and social decay, as in “Maluco, UK hj em dia é merda” and “O mundo é cruel, senhores.”, mirroring the track’s defiant stance in the face of a harsh world. Finally, their mix of humor, faith, and individualism—e.g. “Que Deus seja maior!” and their plans to retire early and live on their own terms—matches the song’s energy of carving your own path despite everything.
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