
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, dramatic, but ultimately soft-hearted and affectionate. Their impulsive, over-the-top reactions feel extremely Bart-like, e.g. yelling “I FUCKING BROKE MY FAVOUTIRE HAIR CLUIP UM FOING TO KILL EVERUONE” or threatening a lost follower with “Lost a follower,,, where are u I’m after u”. They’re mischievous and slightly unhinged in a comedic way, such as saying “I’d literally pay so much money for kokichi to hit me and spit me on my face but whatever” and catastrophizing everyday mishaps like “I MISTOOK MY MAKEUP REMOVER FOR MY CONTACT LENS SOLUTION NOW MY EYES FUCKING HURTS SO MUCH”. At the same time, like Bart’s secret sentimentality and intense fixations, they’re deeply, almost obsessively attached to their special interests and ships, as seen in “post game oumotaaaa, bc eveything has to be abt oumota one way or another” and “I still find it so fucking embarrassing that I probably threw a better chance at uni away bc I got fixated on kokichi during my last exam period”. Their loud humor, bratty dramatics, and underlying warmth align far more with Bart than with more serious or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: although they crave connection ("Please talk to me (dms open)" in their bio and “I srsly want a thing where I can hire a person just to go out with me”), most activities are solitary or online, like doomscrolling and drawing (“I will animate one day I promise, as soon I remember to stop doomscrolling”), and they often feel socially awkward (“I am Thai but I keep on speaking in English and confusing everyone… bc I’m nervous god help me”). They are clearly iNtuitive: they constantly spin character headcanons and meta, e.g. “Kokichi is one of those characters that I cannot fathom getting a job… he always ends up unemployed in any of my brain Aus” and reflect on themes like Korekiyo’s implied emotional abuse (“I do think its sad his charatcer gets a lot of hate when there were hints of his sister emotionally abusing him”). Their decision-making and reactions are very Feeling-based: they dramatize emotions (“I’d literally pay so much money for kokichi to hit me and spit me on my face but whatever”), worry about hurting others or being hurt by ships (“Sorry if I don’t fb back I’m usually hesitant to fb ppl who draw s*iouma cause I don’t want it in my tl”), and frame opinions in terms of personal values, not logic. They are strongly Perceiving: they procrastinate and go with the flow (“Always going ‘ah wish I had the time to do blank’ when I’m busy then spend my fuckass free time doing nothing”), frequently post about unfinished or abandoned art (“I’m gonna post this bc I’m like 80% sure I’m never finishing it #wip”), and struggle with consistent routines (“I can’t draw for some reason and it’s PISSSIJNNNGG me offf”). Combining I, N, F, and P, the best-fit MBTI type is INFP: a highly imaginative, emotionally expressive, fandom-driven introvert who lives in their inner world of characters and feelings while being spontaneous and somewhat disorganized in everyday life.

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18 • Thai ✈️ Aus | draws kokichi & subspace once every thousand years | once told a cashier “I’ll kill myself” over a membership card and still cringes– @ghostcabbages

Your signature cocktail
The Thai basil gin nods to their roots and chaotic bilingual energy, like when they said “I am Thai but I keep on speaking in English and confusing everyone and switching back to Thai bc I’m nervous god help me”. Blue curaçao is the bright, unhinged fandom brainrot, from Phighting’s subspace to that very alive "blue fucker" in “by my word that blue fucker is alive trust me”. Lychee soda keeps it sweet, bubbly, and a little cutesy, matching their oumota/Kokichi obsession and lines like “sometimes i feel like my kokichi isnt kokiching and its bc i need to inject moeful serum into him”. Chili-lime syrup adds a spicy kick and slight bite for the unfiltered drama queen moments such as “I FUCKING BROKE MY FAVOUTIRE HAIR CLUIP UM FOING TO KILL EVERUONE” and “I’d literally pay so much money for kokichi to hit me and spit me on my face but whatever”. Finally, edible glitter and a tiny paper cabbage capture their artsy, sparkly yet self-deprecating vibe of “draw once in a thousand years + inconsistent art style” and that gleeful chaos of “HEHEHEHHSHEHSHSHHEAAEEEEE AWWEEEE AWEE BUNNNNNYYY BUNNNNYYYYY BUNNNYYYY AWWEEEEEE”, making the whole drink look like a manic fandom brainwave in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
They show classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and dramatics, like saying “I’m going to kill myself in front of the cashier and stormed out when they told me I had to get a membership card”, and immediately regretting/reflecting on it afterward. Their timeline is full of jumping headfirst into obsessions and social situations — screaming in shops over merch (“Do you know how much I scared my aunt and the shop keepers by yelling so loud then snatching him off the shelf”) and being willing to embarrass themself publicly over fandom stuff (“Drawing yaoi at an old people hospital bc my grandparents gotta get checked up”). They also have a streak of emotional boldness and over-the-top honesty, such as openly admitting they’d tanked exam grades because of a fixation on a character (“I still find it so fucking embarrassing that I probably threw a better chance at uni away bc I got fixated on kokichi during my last exam period”). While they’re creative and caring, the dominant vibe is chaotic courage and acting on feelings in the moment — very Gryffindor-coded rather than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the quiet steadiness of Hufflepuff.

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They’re literally excited about Mitski coming to Australia, which already points toward Mitski-core emotional chaos: “MITKSI IS COMING TO AUSTRALIA HOLY SHITTTTTT”. Nobody fits their dramatic, lonely-but-joking, terminally online vibe and the way they oscillate between wanting connection and hating social effort, like “Wanting friends but the concept of having to constantly talk to people makes my skin crawl” and “I srsly want a thing where I can hire a person just to go out with me, like I’d pay for everything just please I need somone to go out with me as friends”. The song’s mix of self-deprecating humour and genuine yearning matches tweets where they turn distress into jokes, for example “Thinking abt it I was overly dramatic bc I said ‘I’m going to kill myself’ in front of the cashier and stormed out when they told me I had to get a membership card”. Like the song’s spiraling repetition of “nobody,” their timeline is full of intense fixation and slightly unhinged passion, from “I will animate one day I promise, as soon I remember to stop doomscrolling” to “I’d literally pay so much money for kokichi to hit me and spit me on my face but whatever”. Overall, Nobody captures their blend of loud, funny melodrama and real underlying loneliness and craving for affection.

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